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Friday, March 22, 2024

Die Tochter des Optimisten

Working so diligently for over a year on my big solo museum exhibition that opens May 17th at the Moderna Museet in Stockholm, Sweden has been quite taxing in a number of ways. As an anxious Nelly of a girl it´s very difficult for me to relax and not worry about a gazillion things I basically have no control over.

Facing blood pressure tissues raging in the stratosphere, I've had to increase my exercise output with more Deutsche style long walks or as I like to call them promenades. Two Buffalo Gals go round the outside. Deep tissue massages that I was doing twice a month I now have to do weekly, plus increasing therapy to two times a week.

That´s why it was such a heartfelt surprise and shock to receive an email from Tara Perkins, the lovely longtime manager of rock band Gossip. I had thought Gossip had disbanded, but they just went on a short hiatus for a decade plus.

I first met Tara and Gossip over twenty years ago when I hosted Homo-A-Go-Go in Olympia, Washington. Of course I was blown away by their music and the electrifying presence of lead singer Beth Ditto. Miss Beth reminded me of my sister girlfriend Alice Bag mixed into a potpourri of Tallulah Bankhead, Eudora Welty and Mama Maybelle Carter serving a sidebar of teenage Tanya Tucker thrown in for jolly good measurina.

Gossip was having a record release/listening party for a select group of diehard fans and wanted me to host the event. I felt like I needed to do something that wouldn´t be too taxing on me, but got me outside of myself and all the work that was stressing me to death on my own exhibition. Fortunately being hostessa with the mostess on her balls meant just being present at the Dussmann KulturKaufhaus on stage with the band members as the audience grilled them with loving questions and admiration. So I would be closer to the venue they put me up at the Park Inn Hotel, the GDR era hotel with the delicious views. I was ensconced in the depths of the 90th floor corner suite being treated to a luscious unexpected staycation, which helped me really relax and my blood pressure magically rescinded. Thinking about something other than myself was key. Of course getting a chance to reunite with Miss Beth, Hanna and Nathan was a super duper trooper treat in and of itself. As hostess I really didn´t have to do much as they are all so articulate and verbose. They are really vulnerable rock starinas who aren´t afraid to get real and emotional in front of their legions of followers. It was so refreshing being around them and their crew that includes a glam squad, no nonsense tour manager Lady Gina Coates keeping everything running like a well oiled gachine, Columbia/Sony Music Group´s Markus Drzymalla, a tall and dashingly handsome youthquaker, Miss Beth´s personal assistant the charming Sophia, a young lady originally from NYC who now lives in one of my old stomping grounds of Los Angeles´ Froggtown aka: Atwater Village.

Gorgeous Laura Weidenfeller of Dussmann and her intern Greta took such great and loving care of every little thing. We were escorted to the private apartments of Madame Dussmann herself, and ushered into the Versace Room which was our greenroom. The famed lady herself Frau Dussmann peeked in to say hello and she happens to be an American from Los Angeles ruling over a gigantic German empire. I joined her in a champagne toast which left me a little excrement for brains as I had eaten a light lunch not wanting to appear bloated in front of the publicum.

The highlight of my reunion with Gossip was their sneak performance in Kreuzberg at the Lido. Got to meet the new band members who are striking. Bijoux Cone the synth player is a bonafide buxom beauty and Tura Satana of Faster Pussycat Kill Kill Kill Doppelgänger who adds so much to the allure of the band along with hottie Teddy Kwo, a sex studkin of a dynamo on bass who has such rock-n-roll swagger and virility that if you stand too close to him you will wind up preggers. I loved his Pachuco/Teddy Boy look, very NOW and WOW! Of course Hannah and Nathan are two of the most electrifying musicians in the known world, and it was magnificent seeing them back in top form. Hannah´s drumming reminds me of my cousin Carla DuPlantier of the famed Los Angeles early punque band The Controllers, and England´s Jimmy the Hoover. Hannah and Nathan equal sexy is as sexy does.

The new album Real Power is a colossal revelation. It's a spiritual opus of extroidinary depth and imagination. I´ve been listening to it over and over again and each time I find something new and more uplifting, sensual and compelling. The album brings me to a boiling point of religious ferver and supplication. Miss Beth´s voice has never sounded better, with that signature trill she uses that provides such oomph to the selections. My favorite song is Act of God, followed by Turn the Card Slowly but every song is a gem with some having forlorn qualities that shatter your soul with its dignity, zest and pure passion play. Gossip working once again with The Lady Miss Rick Rubin is a hallowed blessing. Like what he did with Johnny Cash he recognizes their kindred poppers stew calling, and brings that into sharp high focus. Blessed be.


















































































































Thursday, February 15, 2024

genial schmierige, verängstigte Arschlöcher

So sorry that the Vagimule Doll hasn´t been writing regularly in the blogina but with her first solo museum exhibition Magnificent Product coming up at the Moderna Museet in Stockholm May 17, 2024, our lady has been a bit occupied to say the least.

Oh that juice mongering sexstud pal of The Vagimule Doll, the world famous Love Camel aka Andrea Novarin whois related to the Duchess of Parma is now back in London after a few years living in Scotland. All the young bubble butt, sexually voracious ginger boy beauties of England will certainly be happy to have their favourite Kinky Dom back in towne. The Camel has been hosting a series of ribald Bukake parties at secret locations where he makes everyone wear a Donny Osmond mask while he is the only one in a very realistic Maria Osmond mask. Leave it to the Love Camel, the most clever of all hunky men. Can you imagine a greater event then 1000 Donny Osmonds spraying seed in every crevice of a tawdry niteclub floor?

Did you hear about that scientific study that was produced recently in the Netherlands that said that the act of shrimping is hereditary? It seems that most men get passed the shrimping genome from the maternal side of the family. Just another fun and interesting factoid that you learn from this revered and highly educational blog.

In other news all you gazillions of Billie Ray Martin fans can rejoice. Got a long overdue missive from the famed "Your Loving Arms" singer:

Dear BRM'sters and E 101 heads.

It's finally happening.
Electribal Memories

Released 15th March 2024 through Demon Music on 4 x CD, half speed mastered 180g vinyl, streaming/DL

Electribe 101 follow the 2022 release of their hugely acclaimed ‘lost’ second album Electribal Soul with a deluxe, definite reissue of their classic debut album.

Originally released in 1990, Electribal Memories was one of the first albums to emerge out of the nascent global house music scene which was - at that point - still very much the domain of 12” single and associated remixes. The album spawned several UK hit singles which saw the band perform on Top of the Pops on multiple occasions. Each performance felt like a glimpse into the future, one where pop music was tuned into the pulse of the dance floor and where club kids would become the faces of prime time music television.

Electribe 101 formed when Hamburg-born/London-based sometime S’ Express member Billie Ray Martin hooked up with four musician/producers from Birmingham (Joe Stevens, Les Fleming, Rob Cimarosti and Brian Nordhoff) who answered her brilliantly direct advert in the Melody Maker: "Soul rebel seeks musicians – genius only”.

They instantly hit upon a sound heavily influenced by the de rigueur deep house sounds of Chicago and Detroit but with a distinctive European twist. With Billie Ray up front, with a voice like ice on fire and looking as if she’d stepped forward in time from a circa-1966 Mary Quant catwalk, the band were instantly snapped up by Mercury Records and taken under the wing of Pet Shop Boys manager Tom Watkins.

The band released five singles in the UK, all of which featured on their debut album Electribal Memories: Tell Me When The Fever Ended, Talking With Myself, You’re Walking, Lipstick On My Lover and an incredible cover of Odyssey’s deep soul classic Inside Out. Remixes were plentiful and came courtesy of such electronic luminaries as Frankie Knuckles, Larry “Mr Fingers” Heard and Mantronix. When the album arrived in 1990, it was an instant hit with critics – an accurate prediction of the direction music would take over the next two decades, it was immaculately produced, poised, luxurious and soulful. In fact, it was difficult to believe it was a debut record at all.

After recording a brilliant follow up to Electribal Memories that stalled before release, Electribe 101 called it a day. Since then, the album’s reputation has grown in stature and many of its singles’ attendant remixes have become sought-after rarities. The cultural earthquake prompted by the late-1980s arrival on these shores of house, acid and rave prompted many a legendary club night and a generation of superstar DJ/producers. While there were a myriad of great club tracks produced in that heady period between 1988-1991, classic albums from the scene were rather more of a rarity. This was the one towering exception.

Electribal Memories will be available as a deluxe 4 CD set collecting together remixes, extended versions, radio edits and original band demos. The deluxe edition was compiled by club culture historian Bill Brewster and comes with new sleeve notes by Billie Ray Martin, a rapturous essay by Pete Paphides and original band photography from the era.

www.billieraymartin.com


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Received this emug from Berlin filmmaker Michael Brynntrup who will be celebrated in this year´s Berlinale Film Festival. Michael is an old lover and confidante from the 1980s of fancy filmmaking kingpin Judy La Bruce who will also be featured in the Berlinale with a new film called The Visitor starring the internationally renown male ingenue and rising sex symbol Bishop Black.

Dear all,

..just a short, friendly note...:

JESUS - THE FILM is screening at the BERLINALE 2024 in the Retrospective section
https://www.berlinale.de/de/2024/programm/202414604.html
Sunday, 18.02.2024, 16:30 JESUS - THE FILM at Cubix 6 (with guests)
Saturday, 24.02.2024, 21:15 JESUS - THE FILM at Cubix 6

Sat, 17.02., 16:00 "Beyond the canon - talk about the retrospective"
in the event room of the Deutsche Kinemathek - 4th floor (admission free)
https://www.berlinale.de/de/2024/programm/202415543.html

http://www.brynntrup.de/jesus/
http://www.brynntrup.de/jesusbuch/

...cordially invited...!
Best regards
Michael Brynntrup