AKTIONSHOSE: GENITALPANIK

Aktionshose: Genitalpanik

Hallowed apology for not writing on this very blogina for what seems like an eternity, but my ancient PC laptop finally went kaput and because I am under a severe deadline of painting 50 new works for my upcoming exhibition in NewYorika I haven't had anytime to breath, let alone write.

Yestickle! Through my juicy Berlin and west coast gallerists Dan Gunn and Amy Adams of Adams & Ollmann I will be creating major lesbiana representation at the next Nada Art Fair in New York City.

The Vagimule doll also has to finally take care of her dental woes, get a flu shot, prep for teaching a block seminar at the Kunst Universitaet Offenbach am Main and performance in Porto, Portugal. No rest for the perpetually Debbie Allen swayback in Alan Parker's 1980 film Fame, featuring the late great Gene Anthony Ray and his wickedly munchable bubble buttkin.

Friday evening it was SRO at silent green Kulturquartier in Berlin, Wedding with the last Rising Stars, Falling Stars. After a decade the series comes to an end. What better ending then with the first mixed raced trans supershtar Miss Mae West in her last Paramount Picture Every Day's a Holiday. This film was fitting as Mae plays an unapologetic criminal outsider and suffragette city whose favorite pastime is making fools of fugly men in power.

Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus brilliantly previewed our new upcoming series Contemporary Vinegar Syndrome by passing around and letting the publicum get a poppers whiff of a film cannister infected with Vinegar Syndrome. The new series will take place probably in May and will happen at site specific locations as well as Kino Arsenal and silent green on occasion. Everyone is talking about Contemporary Vinegar Syndrome and wondering just what we mean by it. Well you just have to be patient motherfuckers is all I have to say on the subject.

The cream de la crema of Berlin society were in attendance Friday evening paying their respects. Here is just a partial list of who was seen and heard:

Volker Bruch the very dimunitive, but pretty eyed German actor who stars in the Tom Tykwer mini series Babylon Berlin with fellow thespians Harris Dickinson, the nubile male ingenue of the indie film Beach Rats with his mufa beau Kofe Siriboe the flawless model and actor in the Oprah Winfrey/Ava DuVernay Black soap opera project Queen Sugar,adoreable Yannick Spiess, handsome and hunky Ulrich Ziemons of Forum Expanded with his ladylove supercurator Anja Lückenkemper, the wonderful children of the night: Salome Gersch, Toby Ashraf, Katrin Lang, and pretty boy David Schoeler,Mojisola Adebayo, playwright, director, actor, and producer with girlfriend the divine scholar Nichole Wolf, amazing NYC experimental filmmaker Shelly Silver, Johanna Schaffer, Professor for visual communication in Kassel, gorgeous and talented baby dyke artist Angela Anderson with Djane extroidinaire Olga Damnitz, Empress Stefanie's sister Connie with her soccer star daughter Ada,
Curator Emma Haugh, Sword of Ali Zülfukar Cetin and friend / colleague Jule ülfu/ (smart film scholar working on race in mainstream film) stylish artist Meggie Schneider, Markus Ruff the Arsenal archive expert,avante garde theater director and design star Ida Müller with her glam production manager Pamela,artiste Michael Dute, König von Wilmersdorf with cute San Fran friend Little Marc,Ema Kelso, Mara Mills and Heather Love's smart beautiful daughter, Sarah (student from Uni Weimar) with Matt (young artist from LA, living in Berlin) Gallerist Dan Gunn who represents Ms. Davis in Berlin, plus sexy curator Natasha Ginwala, everyone's living dream Nanna Heidenreich and gal pal Fine Freiberg,Stefan Ehrans of Zeughaus Kino,Charlotte (energetic young FU student who's a new regular at CHEAP events)Clarisse Mehring one of Ms. Davis' German relatives, humpy lovers JP and Christoph Bovermann of the European Film Academy, Jörg/Tina/ Hannah from silent green, Clarissa Thieme renowned CHEAP Klub beauty formerly of Podewil. Visual artist Jaro Straub, installation artist Chris Felix Hahn,  fearless leader of CHEAP Kollektiv Susanne Sachsse with film scholar Marcuse Siegelstein, Peruvian curator on DAAD scholarship Florencia Portocarrero, and Maria Matzke (co-curator of Light Movement experimental film series).