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Friday, March 14, 2014

MIT LUST INFORMIEREN


Was up at the crack of dawn for my photo shoot with Dazed & Confused Magazine which took place at the Stink Studios on Schoenhauser Allee. Humpy American photog Matt Lambert assembled a mad skillz crew that included sweet and lovesexxy Italian fashion stylist Sebastiano Ragusa who outfitted me in jewelry from Prada and the House of Iosselliani www.iosselliani.com who gifted the Vagimule doll some exquisite drop earrings. My hair and face was divinely beaten into modernistic shape by sultry French make-up artiste Servullo who is the new Serge Lutan. There was even a juicy baby dyke photo assistant serving proper butch realness. I wore a creamsoda Maska Rick Owens gown and a marvelous time was had by one and all. On the subway ride home from my photoshoot I shared a nice flirtation hostroll with the hot young Canadian actor Diego Klattenhoff –yowza!

Congrats are in order for my beautiful web master Larry Bob Roberts who will be getting hitched this Spring to the love of his natural and unnatural born life Thomas Netzband in San Francisco, California.  I've known Larry Bob since he was a weenager attending St. Olaf College in St.Paul Minnesota where I taught a performance art workshop back in the 1980s. 

Got an unexpected emug from A.J.Langer a fan of mine and former actress who use to play a teenage goth on the Claire Danes TV drama My So Called Life from around 20 plus years ago. Miss Langer now lives in England with her patrician hubby Lord Charles Courtenay the son of the Earl of Devon and young children. I wish I could marry into British nobility with hopes of becoming a countess and living in a fancy draft laden castle. Well I have never been to the Courtenay ancestral home of Powderton Castle but I assume its all mildewy with whordes of funkyass mould and other excrement.




Wednesday, March 12, 2014

IM BANN DES SCHEINS



One of my most talented, unique and beautiful young students Christophe DeRohan Chabot the sexy lean blondine from a patrician French family who was in my block seminar at Weissensee Art Academy back in 2007 when he was just 19 is taking part in some art and music exhibition this Thursday March 13th in Berlin . Below is the information so go and see this divine, gorgeous creature with the face of an angel and a body made for sin.

Dear Friends, 


On this thursday, March the 13th, I take part of the finissage of the show Superposition in Lehrter Siebzehn. curated by esel durch Wiederholung.also, three concerts take part of the evening with

Harmony Molina + Ashiq Khondker, Schnittstelle Mikrowelle, Esel durch Wiederholung,

The finissage opens at 19:00 and the concerts starts at 20:00.Hope to see you there! Best Christophe

Superposition Lehrterstrasse 17, H.H. 3. OG 10557 Berlin




Tuesday, March 11, 2014

THE SOTADIC ZONE



Trying to prepare for a foto shoot for Dazed & Confused Magazine. I did the interview with the lovely Australian writer Miss Carmen back in February during The Berlinale and Thursday I will get photographed by the young American photog Matt Lambert with styling by Sebastiano Ragusa.

Received this hysterical link from my old pal Skot Armstrong of Science Holiday Kollectiv about the feminist answer to the Whitney Biennial in the form of the Whitney Houston Biennial-I’m Every Woman that will happen in Brooklyn at Dumbo.

http://flavorwire.com/444458/the-whitney-houston-biennial-10-artists-to-watch-from-brooklyns-all-female-alternative-to-the-whitney-biennial/view-all/

For those of you visiting Berlina for the pre-Spring vacation season below is some girlish musical offerings that you might want to consider.

Thursday March 13
Schokoladen, Ackerstra├če 169, U Rosenthaler Platz
7pm doors, 8pm show, 10pm DJ Affe
Event on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/606245786117011/

GURR (Berlin)
lo fi garage
https://www.facebook.com/Gurrband
http://gurrband.bandcamp.com/

RESPECT MY FIST
grrrl punk aus berlin
http://respectmyfist.blogsport.de/
https://www.facebook.com/respectmyfist?fref=ts

DJ Affe (3nt3nm3n)
1/3 of mOck & 1/1 of Kid Ikarus

UPCOMING
20.03. LIINES (ex-hooker) + Maybecyborgs, Bei Ruth
27.03. Sages Comme Des Sauvages + Kid Ikarus, Schokoladen (w/ M:Soundtrack)
17.04. still breathing + Friend Crush + xfirstworldproblemx, Schokoladen
19.04. Tom Tom Magazine Party w/ She Said Destroy + Jesus And His Judgemental Father, Bei Ruth (w/ Cut Loose)
09.05. Carla Bozulich, Bei Ruth in exile at West Germany (w/ Bei Ruth)
29.05. Rae Spoon + Heimwehhotel
12.06. Fettkakao Label Night, Schokoladen (w/ M:Soundtrack)
13.06. Las Kellies, Bei Ruth (w/ Bei Ruth)
07.08. The Blue Screen Of Death, Schokoladen
Your lucky numbers this week: 13, 3, 20, 14, 160
Moon calendar dos and don'ts this week:
Do: repot a plant, manicure, special discipline, slaughter day, drainage. Don't: harvesting, tattoo on arm or shoulder, water the plants, cleaning the windows

Our mailing address is:
La Moustache
Hermannstra├če 48
Berlin, D 12049

Monday, March 10, 2014

ENDLICH SCHLANK




The brilliant and sexy scholar, theorist and Forum Expanded curator / film programmer Nanna Heidenreich invited me to her lovely and spacious Suedstern compound for a birthday din din that really rockt. It was wonderschoen getting a chance to spend quality time with the beautiful Frau Heidenreich who is one of Berlin’s most talented and respected women on the international culture scene. The menu she cooked was beyond delicious and simply out of this natural born around the world with 75 scrumpteous courses that included: artichockes with honey-dijon vinaigrette, roasted butternut squash with chickpeas mint & tahini sauce, eggplant with miso-sake sauce, celeriac remoulade, and sauteed swiss chard with caraway. This was of course followed by a terrif desert of gilded crepes with homemade blood orange marmalade,that got washed down by homemade grape juice made into a schorle that was perfect for a woman like myself who sometimes is stricken with gout. Thank you darling Miss Nanna for a meal made and devoured with girlish gratitude and love.
During the Berlinale I was so happy to be able to meet for drinks and Mexican food at Santa Maria in Kreuzberg with visiting royals Khalil &Emma the young curators of Homotopia Liverpool and their sweet boss Gary Everett. We were joined by Love Camel aka: Andrea Novarin, a handsome tall and hung like a mule Argentine artist named Lorenzo and Tobi Moehring the delightful Berlin Metallskulpturen.
Just got a funny emug from Daniel Hendrickson the Skandinavian Muslim translator to the academic shtars who is on a working holiday in Lisbon for two weeks. Mr. Hendrickson who is everyones favourite jahidist hungthrob will bask in Portugal’s ocean breezes,sunny skies and exotica no doubt. He deserves a welcome break from Berlina and will be joined for a few days by his boyfriend Piero Belhomo of the famous design kolleczione for what will probably turn into a second honeymoon.