Both my Club Sucker partner Frank Rodriguez and my therapist said in no uncertain terms that now that I am 65 that this needs to be my Taylor Swift Slut Era. Can you imagine The Doll as a Kleistian Tussy? No matter, as I have taken it in stride getting friendly with a young Uzbekistan man who appears to be ethnically Chinese. He is tall and quite striking looking and has a mighty warble if I do say so myself.
I boldly felated him gagging on the lovely extravaganza of his Jeff Stryker like mushroom head. We exchanged emails, and for once I didn´t immediately start planning my bridal registry at Barney´s. Does Barney´s still exist?
A few weeks later I met a very personable Mexican man who just moved to Berlin to study high barbaree. Why am I suddenly meeting very tall young fellas with above average appendages? Something is in the Deanna Durbin air.
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I am feeling very Ali McGraw today. Not Ali in the film Players where she co-starred with Dean Paul Martin the son of actor/singer Dean Martin and performer in the teen rock band Dino, Desi & Billy with Desi Arnaz Jr. and Billy Hinsche.
I quietly morph into Ali in the film Convoy 1979, directed by Sam Peckinpah and co-starring bearded hunk Kris Kristopherson. Yes I see myself as closely cropped haired Ali McGraw re-emerging after a five year hiatus from the screen and a tumultuous divorce from sexy as all hell breaking loose Steve McQueen. I am also Ali the star of Love Story with gorgeous Ryan O´Neal and Ali in Goodbye Columbus featuring Richard Benjamin and humpy dork Michael Meyers. Of course I am Ali in The Getaway 1972 directed by Sam Peckinpah, co-starring Sally Struthers and my paramour Steve McQueen of the perfect penis who dickmatized me into oblivion. Steve McQueen loved slurping on my pert bullet nipples including the aereolas. In fact he sucked them so good that I left my husband producer Robert Evans who was a pre mature ejaculator supreme.
