Schmutziger Missionar in Nahaufnahme

I am not an influencer. Yet somehow some Hollywood types who shall remain nameless are still concerned with my opinion on their films and television series and send me a bunch of their products in hopes that I will write about it in on my blog that lets face the factoids I don´t really update very regularly because in the last year I´ve had to deal with my health tissues in having late onset type one diabetes.

Before diabetes it was the pandemic that dampened my enthusiasm to write regularly in the blogina. Well since my diagnosis, I´ve been having some problems with hypertension which led me back to the wonderful militar hospital for a short stay. I must proclaim that my main priority in the writing departmentals has been in trying to get a handle on my autobiographical novel Mary Magdalene. I´m so fortunate that one of my dearest and oldest pals and distant tutonic relative Norman von Holtzendorf has been supporting me in a major way with this project.

When I was in the hospital I was able to binge on some TV and films sent my way and though this is long in coming here is my thoughts on some of these offerings.

I don´t agree with these media types that since the advent of cable TV have lauded television series as being so high quality and what not. Television is and always will be television. That makes it limited on so many levels no matter how much raunchy sex they pretend to show or curse words uttered from characters mouths. The only quality TV that has ever existed came about in televisions infancy in the late 1940s and early 1950s when programs were recorded live. Of course there have been a few exceptions in the decades since then with The Judy Garland variety show in the early 1960s, Twilight Zone and Night Gallery by Rod Sterling, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Playhouse 90, the original Star Trek, Space 1999, TV movies starring Patty Duke, (My Sweet Charlie)Hope Lange (That Certain Summer, Crowhaven Farm), Tuesday Weld (Reflections of Murder), Ann-Margret, (The Two Mrs. Grenvilles)Upstairs, Downstairs, I Claudius, Brideshead Revisited, The Duchess of Duke Street, Love For Lydia, Linda Blair(Sarah T. Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic), Eve Plumb (Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway), Leigh J. McCloskey,(Alexander: The Other Side of Dawn) the original mini series of Alex Haley´s Roots, David Lynch´s On the Air but not Twin Peaks), The Carol Burnett Show, The Mitzi Gaynor Specials, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Rhoda, Phyliss, The Snoop Sisters, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Fernwood Tonight, and Phoebe Cates in Lace part one and two with the famous quotes, "Which one of you bitches is my mother?" and Which one of you bastards is my father!"

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Harlem (Series 1&2)-Representation Representation Representation is a lovely thing and I adored the Black Girl alchemy of the cast especially Jerrie Johnson as soft butch studkin Tye, Shoniqua Shandai as the effervescent sexpert Angie, veteranas Jasmine Guy&Whoopie Goldberg and the sensational Bevy Smith as Aunt Tammy who needs her own television series as she is up there in the big leagues of a Jennifer Lewis, Jackeé Harry, Janet Dubois, Nell Carter and LaWanda Page as a scene stealer who I can´t get enough of. All of the women in the program are hands down more interesting then any of the men on every acting level, but I can´t resist seeing beautiful hunky blaktors like Sullivan Jones who I need as my 

I´ll do anything for husband, Drake look-a-like Tyler Lepley and some of the most striking male bodies in one-off parts that have ever graced the boob tube. It´s a downright crime that there are no full frontals of some of these men.

Magic Mike´s Last Dance-Director Steven Soderbergh must really be wildly in love with humpy ex hustler/waiter/personal trainer Channing Tatum, and who can blame him as Tatum is one delectable morsel of jarheaded beefykins. Instead of a tepid romance between the luscious Mr. Tatum and gorgeous Selma Hayek playing a strangely not so subtle version of herself -- the Pinault trophy wife who will one day soon be divorcing her fugly billionaire. 

 The real tale lies in the fudgepacking finesse that Tatum must apply to his bi-weekly sessions with La Soderbergh -- the glabrous director strewn spread Jeanne Eagles style in a Beverly Crest ultra homo moderne Patrick Nagle adorned mansion with one leg over the kitchen sink and the other limp on a roccoco dresser top.

Babylon-An elephants projectile excrement is the highlight of this epic messticle plus Jean Smart´s eye shadow as Elinor Glyn.

The Inspection-Gabrielle Union doing her best impression of Monique in the film Precious was the standout along with lead actors Jeremy Pope, Raul Castillo, Bokeem Woodbine and Eman Esfandi.

Triangle of Sadness-The expressive face of Dolly DeLeon, Harris Dickinson´s pert pink nips and the vomitorium make this film one of the best of 2022.

Everything, Everywhere All at Once- I Adore Michelle Yeoh and Jamie Lee Curtis but don´t care for video games as feature film which unfortunately is where cinema is headed.

Tar - The scenes filmed in Berlin were the best, but is Cate Blanchette slowly morphing into the high wide and handsome Meryl Streep? I hope not.

Elvis -The only Baz Lehrman film I´ve been able to stomach without getting dizzy.

Glass Onion-Forgot everything about the film right after viewing it.

Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris-Can´t believe they still make little films like this. Leslie Manville and Isabelle Huppert are geniustrata.

AfterSun  -  Paul Mescal is the beauty of all Black Irish beauties.  He deserves everything and more and needs to be tongue bathed on a daily basis.

Erworbene Bully-Creampies

One of the Vagimule doll´s favourite peeps is the genius internationally celebrated feminist filmmaker, philosopher, poet, novelist, bon vivant and anthropologist Evelyn Rüsseler aka: Stampa Bear Boy. Just received a copy of the brilliant new Bear Boy tome called Langue d'ane with text and drawings by our favourite Grizzly in collaboration with photo collages by Anna van den wolken. The writings are in English, German and French and flow with an Emily Dickensian verve and valour that is most charming and unique. I am very proud to add this work to my collection from Bear Boy and I encourage you to order your copy right away before they are all gone as this production is a limited edition. Place your request:

Stampa Bear Boy 

aka: Evelyn Rüsseler

Benderstraße 140
40625 Düsseldorf
Germany






The book costs 10 euros plus 1.60 euros for postage and handling.

Hübscher DILF fickt tätowierten passiven Motherfucker im Freien

Nakedback-Camper Freude

So sorry that the Vagimule Doll has been silent on the blogging front, but she has been dealing with complications with her late onset type one diabetes. The lady was able to get an appointment with the Cardiologist at the end of 2022 and went through a bunch of tests but things got problematic in that she has to see a bunch of specialists within the department and one of the doctors was sick with this very bad flu going around that some report is worse than Covid. That means that Ms. Davis´ next scheduled appointment won´t be till mid February.

Back in 2019 our divine jungle temptress was in the UK for the Fringe Festival where she was lucky to be socially introduced to the lovely young Irish lad actor Paul Mescal. Mr. Mescal is one of those humpy Black Irishmen who radiates such sexual energy that standing too close to him one can wind up preggers with triplets. The 26 year old thrombone gained fame in the TV serial Normal People and is creating quite a stir with a new film Aftersun where he plays a smoldering hot young babydaddy.

Don´t know if anything will come of this but Mr. Mescal has approached Ms. Davis to take part in a secret film project about the writer Denton Welch that also includes another lovesexy actor named Tramell Tillman who is one of the stars of the mini series Severance starring Patricia Arquette. Vaginal Davis isn´t an actress and because of her diabetes she really isn´t capable of taking on any new projects that she hasn´t agreed to before the pandemic.

Vaginal Davis has some of the most interesting and genius former students. One young woman who studied with Ms. Davis when she was teaching performance art at Lund Universities Malmö Art Akademy back in 2010 is C. Maria Norrman who performs as the female drag queen personality Millennium Star. Mark down in your calendaria her 2023 schedule of events believe me you won´t regret it.

Maria Norrman - Millennium Star at 13festivalen
Friday 6 January 2023
18.00-20.00 Adas teater, Konstepidemin, Gothenburg
Saturday 7 January 2023
18.00-20.00 Adas teater, Konstepidemin, Gothenburg

Drag performer Millennium Star (aka Maria Norrman) lip syncs to divaesque songs with a vintage vibe. Millennium change into different outfits for each performance in this stage fantasy. The theatre space act as both a stage and a dressing room, where Millennium redress and restyle for each major lip sync performance.
The character allows an exploration of an existence on the side of the gender binary where a more fluid state can exist.

13festivalen is a performance festival based in Gothenburg, Sweden. 13Festivalen started in 2015 by Anna Carlson and Jill Lindström as an attempt to create a platform and a venue for performance art in an enlarged view.
https://13festivalen.com/
marianorrman.net

Upcoming in 2023:

April
Presentation at Malmö Art Museum in connection to Barbro and Holger Bäckströms grant

19 April - Premiere of the film "The life of Jane Avril - dancer at the Moulin Rouge" at Cinema Panora, Malmö. Hosted by Malmö Art Museum in connection to Barbro and Holger Bäckströms grant.

1 May
Nyförvärv – New Acquisitions
Homografiska Museet, Fengersfors, Sweden

July
Exchange with Galleri CC – Tiger Strikes Asteroid, Los Angeles, USA

dem Hednosmus zugeneight

The delicate and dainty little Vagimule doll traveled to Köln, her first time leaving Berlin and performing in almost three years with Kollektiv CHEAP. The train ride was pretty smooth until a group of fugly aging schlager football hooligans came on the choo-choo with an arsenal of beer cans singing, swilling, dwinking and being rowdy with general cutting up at 10am in the morning. Tante Vag is immune compromised with late onset type one diabetes so she has to be really careful with a raging pandemic that is far from over. The elderly woman Lady D is also inflicted with asthma, and gicht(gout) which causes swelling in joints, knees and feet. Ms. Davis was popping ibuprofen like M&M`s but she was delighted to be with her art gang that included the divine fearless leader Susanne Sachsse, big dick film historian Dr. Herbert Marcuse Siegelstein, cheeky Muzlim Daniel Hendrickson, beauty expert Christian Fritzenwanker, juicy couture Richard Gabriel, manly lighting designer Martin Siemann, Major Ms. Gorgeous Pola Sieverding, with the supreme genius that is XIUXIU's Jamie Stewart & Angela Seo. New additions to the CHEAP fold the vivacious Chris Korte, enchantress Ligia Lewis, dynamic Ilyich, sweetie pies Mischa&Claudia on video, Aussie/Teutonic humpster Marc Duncan the sound engineer, and the gifted sensation that is the stunning Nele Ruckelhausen. Of course tying everything together is frequent CHEAP collaborator the first child of high art in New York City Jonathan Berger who designed not only the sets and production but the ill costumes that included sportiv mesh soccer kits with homemade sequinned applique, dayglo tube socks and stockings worn with meshugenah slides.

This presentation of Sleep Disorder was another version of the CHEAP Kollektiv concept of a worn-out concert. The invitation came in accord with the ten year anniversary of the Akademie Der Kunster Der Welt. We were housed in the wonderful Hotel Chelsea that has the most accomodating staff along with the scrumpteous food at Central Cafe. The performance took place at the unique and lovely venue Altes Pfandhouse. Special Thankx to Jan Krsyzons and his rock steady crew and I hope i haven´t forgotten anyone.



Jamie and Angela were on fire throughout performing in such a celestial manner with Angela creating soundscapes out of slippers with boundless energy and kinetic glamour. My favourite moment was when Miss Angela mounted Jamie and was plowing relentlessly his succulent bubble butt. XiuXiu fans and everyone in the house were riveted. There were so many fascinating moments and things to take note of including NYU Berlin´s Chris Korte´s death rock dance to the Sisters of Mercy and lecturina, Pola Sieverding`s live akshun photography and videography, Ilyich´s otherworldly innovations of poetry and sound sculpture, and the kickboxing sparring between Richard Gabriel and super athlete and Olympian Nele Ruckelhausen who is quite enigmatic and lovely. Everything came together and Köln presented the group with Indian Summer like weather.

Die Verfolgung und Ermordung Jean-Paul Marats dargestellt durch die Schauspielgruppe des Hospizes zu Charenton unter Anleitung des Herrn de Sade

The Vagimule doll had a lovely time meeting for breakfast her New York gallerist Ben Tischer of Invisible Exports/New Discretions Gallery and his amazing Goddess wife Gala Verdugo at the Markt Halle on Bergmann Strasse in the Mehringdamn Kiez. It was sunny and warmish as we sat alfresco and caught up for a few hours on every little thing with joy and frivolity. The couple are in town for Art Week.

The lady Ms. D pushed herself a little too much this week in trying to be more social attending the opening at Galerie Isabella Bortolozzi of the charming Ed Atkins and Steven Zultanski. The work is transporting with its CGI and foley soundscapes-very high tech and modern. I told Shari Frilot head programmer of the Sundance Film Festival´s New Frontier´s section that she had to check out the work of Ed Atkins but also that of Leila Hekmat which was being shown at Haus am Waldsee. Shari is in Europe I gather scouting for Sundance as she mentioned she was at the Berlin Biennale and was going to shuffle off to documenta as well. Seems like everyone was visiting Berlin as the weather shifted from Summer right into Winter.  I also was able to meet outside for cafe und kuchen with the very smart and darling young curator Sheldon Gooch of The Museum of Modern Art and Studio Museum of Harlem. 

Those famous scribes Hilton Als of the New Yorker Magazine and Guy Trebay of The New York Times were also in town checking out the scene. Was able to briefly attend scholar Nanna Heidenreich´s little sidewalk birthday celebration. Ms. Heidenreich is one of my favourite Berlin peeps, and looks younger each time I see her and that brilliant mind. My escort was Daniel Hendrickson, the Jewish Muzlim translator to the schtars of CHEAP Kollektiv.

Certainly what will be the most talked about exhibition of the season is Leila Hekmat`s Female Remedy on view at Haus am Waldsee in Dahlem until January 8, 2023. The manor house off the lake is converted into Hospital Hekmat a beguiling and ornately beautiful assylum of female transcendence. Accompanying the exhibition is a major Ms. Gorgeous zine catalogue and two evenings of sold out performance ritual in the form of Symptom Recital: Music for Wild Angels an original musical by the gifted Ms. Hekmat that should be conquering and refashioning Broadway. Yes Ms. Hekmat is the way, along with her collaborators the composers Roman Ole & Roman Lemberg who are the 21st centuries John Kander & Fred Ebb via Hugh Martin & Ralph Blane (Meet Me in St. Louis). Seeing the musical I felt the razzle dazzle synergies of Flora, the Red Menance, Pippin, Best Foot Forward, Sweet Charity and Elizabeth Swados Runaways. It´s a stylish hoot complete with Joan Rivers jokes in the same heightened vein as The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade. Bravo Bravo Bravo to the genius cast that includes a very Glenda Jackson like and robust Roman Ole as head nurse Rene, the enchanting Clara Dessau as Nurse Rita, magnificent Magdalena Mitterhofer as Nurse Randy and the delicious Cassie Augusta Jorgensen and Shade Theret as perenial patients. Sydney Guilaroff and the Westmores of Hollywood couldn´t have done a better job with hair and makeup as Kosuke Ikeuchi & Sabina Pinsone and Ms. Hekmat´s costumes aided with the fine tailoring of Elsa Leguevaques outshines that of the great Theoni V. Aldredge.

Cumstangle-Blowjob-Jäger genießt die freie Natur mit dünnen, jungen Burschen

My old Los Angeles acquaintance "Click-Clack" Goblindude called me up from Reno to give me a report about the return of Burning Man, Burning Gas-o-meter. I´m sure you´re all familiar with the longstanding event in the California desert where those with disposable incomes can play Pig-Pen ala the Charles Schultz Peanuts character and get the answer to that eternal burning question, do drugs and sex count as spiritual? My good friend from ye olde Choate prep school days in Wallingford, Connecticut, Norbert van Hasselklopp says:

To get me to go to Burning Man they´d have to pay me more money than a Bitcoin bro on crystal meth can mint. And even then I might turn it down. It´s hard to think of anything less appealing short of a MAGA rally. Well as the French say, chacun à son goût!

Mr. Click-Clack who is one well endowed power top-a-saurus with a rack of warmed over death, size 15 feet, a saucy18 pack stomach and marble asstrovar was enjoying Californications with at least 7 boys a day on the Playa Vista.  Young men are always eager to chow down gallons of his man milk straight from the source. But in between all the ferocious sexxing he found time to make new friends. Goblindude can never remember names of people and doesn´t recognize anyone who is rich or famous which endeared him to film director Stephen Daldry (The Hours) who was part of the A-List film professionals Camp Down and Out in Beverly Hills. Nutty Click-Clack even relaying to me his story of meeting Daldry, who he called, "the director Samuel Doggenworth or something like that."

Mr. Daldry came to the event with his young, super humpy, gorgeous Asian/British male concubine. The Billy Elliot director wasn´t finding Burning Man very thrilling he was bored out of his gord until Click-Clack took him for a bike ride on the strand and introduced him to Voyeur 457 leaving the stalwart UK regisseur in what could only be called Bliss, Bliss, and more Bliss. 

Mr. Daldry came to my Vaginal Davis is Speaking From the Diaphragm talk show installation at PS 122 back in 2010 when I had his wife Lucy Sexton of Dancenoise as a guest.

The lady Ms. Davis is trying to be a little more social in her old age while protecting her health from Covid´s dreaded Omnicrom variant. Hearing the news that Burning Man was somewhat of a super spreader event with people coughing up third lungs. Click-Clack didn´t get sick as he has O positive blood making it impossible to get infected.




Lucky for our womanly woman that she and her gorgeous gallerist and escort Isabella Bortolozzi (both dressed in vestal virgin white) were ushered into a safe space with giant windows overflowing with fresh air in the annex of Borchard.   Earlier in the evening was the mega performance of the great Michele Lamy who is doing a lot of collaborations with young mover and shaker Matt Lambert. The rest of the gorgeous building was kept airtight being that some drugged out Soccer star had tried to off himself from the second floor window. The festivities were produced by lovesexy German/Persian Prinz Mumi Haiati of Reference Studios and rock steady delightfully angelic crew of gracious ravishing young juicies.  They really know how to treat us elderly ladies.  Of course Mumi´s right hand gal pal is non other than my old make-up artiste the tight pussied biatch Akira Knightly aka Gottheid, who never eats or sleeps only smoking expensive platinum tipped cigárettes surrounded by disco dollies and a coterie of bright young things happy to be anywhere. Evelyn Waugh`s Vile Bodies recreated in Berlin like its 1925.

That diva of divas La Lamy is aging in reverse. How is she able to get younger the older she gets? I´ve known her since 1979 and there is no one in all of Christendom more glamorous. Thats why the Julia Stoschek Collection must have Michele Lamy, she is the dream of life.

As we were leaving we chatted with Slava Mogutin who has relocated to Berlin for several months. Looking all Ibiza tanned giving big dick thickerous Slava told me some disturbing news that is so shocking that I can´t repeat it in this blogina. Kamchatka!

Treffen sie echte Golddigger

So thrilled to announce that one of my top all-time favourite bands the genius Magnetic Fields will be coming to Berlin for a concert at Lido on Friday-September 16, 2022. Being that I am immune compromised I´m not quite able to go to live shows inside a concert hall, but I urge those of you who are young and healthy to go see this enchanting group of musicians led by the supremely talented Stephin Merritt. The last time I saw them here in Berlin was at a church in Kreuzberg and it was a sublime encounter that will stay with me for a lifetime. I´ll never forget seeing The Magnetic Fields in Los Angeles at the El Ray Theater and running into Courtney Love of Hole who had brought the comedian Chris Rock with her to see the band. It was also a marvel to behold The Magnetic Fields at the famed Wilshire Ebell Theater on Wilshire Blvd in Hancock Park a perfect venue for their charms. Stephin Merritt and Claudia Gonson are the type of celebrities I fawn over. Ms. Gonson who not only sings in the band and plays many instruments also functions as the groups minister of information and manager. I have had a longstanding girl crush on the fetching Ms. Gonson but also have the severe hots for lanky and patrician cello, flute player Sam Davol and lovesexy hungthrob John Woo on guitar and banjo.


The Magnetic Fields


Am I the only one who thinks country crooner Vince Gil is a sizzle? Let me know your thoughts on that. Remember you can write letters to Vaginal Davis c/o her Berlin art representation Galerie Isabella Bortolozzi.

Die Antwort auf Hollywood

Back in the early aughts when I was still living in Los Angeles hosting, performing and DJaning at my performance space/speakeasy Bricktops at the Parlour Club in the Russian Quartier of Hollywood I got an amazing amount of national press within the period of two months. A big feature article in Paper Magazine, a spread in Vogue thanks to Rick Owens and two Sunday calendar profiles in the Los Angeles Times and the New York Times nicely written by the tall, handsome patrician journalista Guy Trebay. Not bad for a dusky woman from the wrong side of the tracks. After the press I got besieged with offers for things from Hollywood lunatics big and small. A lot of it was nonsense as these were the early days of reality television so a lot of these infidels basically wanted to just follow me around with a camera and see where the sparks landed. Of course I let them wine and dine me. I was so shameless having them take me lunches and dinners at the expensive Pacific Dining Car Restaurant in Downtown Los Angeles and I would eat one meal with them and get another to take with me. Of course I wasn´t interested in the genre of reality television, but they didn´t need to know that. 

One particular successful Hollywood producer whose name I won´t devulge has continued to follow my career since leaving Los Angeles for Berlin. What is hardly ever talked about is that most people in Hollywood aren´t very creative at all.  They have the personalities of dullard accountants.  They think they are creative, but actually hate those of us who are creative.

This particular producer is one of these people.  Ever so often he contacts me trying to put a carrot to my face in tempting me to come back to Hollywood for what he says is a starring role in a movie he is producing but I always politely decline or rather I get my assistant Gleeson Brevard to reply: Thank you for your interest in Ms. Davis, unfortunately . . . Get the picture?

Well more recently since the pandemic he has been contacting me with trying to get me to write and star in a Netflix style series. The problem with certain Hollywood power types is that they become more intrigued by you when you say No.  No is one of my all time favourite words. I left Los Angeles and the USA a very long time ago and most people are still clueless how anyone could do that. Of course I follow my own instincts no matter where they take me, and love the adage by the great Diane Vreeland, "There is elegance in refusal".

O Zittre Nicht, Mein Leiber Biatch

My first summer diagnosed with late onset type one diabetes has been more than interesting. I´ve always wondered why I hated hot weather, especially humidity. Well it turns out that temperatures more than 80 degrees fahrenheit along with humidity are not good for you when you have type one diabetes. Your insulin doesn´t respond well to high temps along with an assortment of other ills. This summer the weather has been a rollercoaster of high 90 temps and mild weather in the low 70´s which is my favourite type of weather. Unfortunately the ups and downs in temps caused me to catch a summer cold. At first I thought that Covid 19´s heinous Omnicrom BA5 variant had finally caught ahold of me, but after several home tests and two PCR tests that miraculously wasn´t the case. I hadn´t had a common cold since around 2017. When I became a guest professor teaching a performance art seminar at the Kunst University at Geneva I started to OD on hand sanitizer because I was traveling from Berlin to Switzerland every month. Along with getting a flu shot every year since moving to Berlin I noticed that I hardly ever get colds. When i lived in the USA i was always very sickly. I guess not having health insurance in the States had something to do with it.

My doctor at the diabetes zentrum cut my insulin down again which is a good thing. It seems like i am maintaining quite well so far. I´m not going to get excited because in the book Think Like a Pancreas it says that a diabetes honeymoon period can last days, weeks, months or years. Then the crash commeth.

I stopped speaking to the musician Vowl Hemp of the Ecuadorian art rock band The Recliners. Its a long story but he just became insufferable. I hear that I am not the only one who has cut ties with him. He´s burned quite a few bridges over the years. Since I cut him from my orbit I have not run into him once, even though we live in the same city. Well I don´t go anyplace with the pandemic still raging and he does live in a different part of our small town. I am not proud of myself that I can be so unforgiving. I get it from my mother who could erase people from her life with a Madame Mao expediency. Also like Madame Mao my mother would always make people pay for slights, no matter how small even if it would take her 50 years to enact the revenge.


Jiang Qing(Madame Mao)

Schatten um auf Hollywood

The diva supreme Ilwyn Pomares has this to say about her short shrift relationship with Conway Caitheter Cadwaller. At least I lasted longer than his pairing with the fabulous singer and entertainer Adeema of Adeema and the Keeblers fame. They started off knock em sock em robots from the get go. Mr. Cadwaller has a history in finding fault with anyone and everyone he comes in contact with - its quite pathological at this point, the poor tormented fella. Some people are just too darn sensitive for the world at large and that is ok. He will never go hungry or have to worry about being homeless or destitute, so shoot an arrow in the air and if it goes real far hurray for him--not all of us have that luxury.

Leckerer Twunk ejakuliert tollwütige Hände frei

Leckerer Twunk ejakuliert tollwütige Hände frei

One of my most talented and soft spoken students from Malmö Art Academy in Malmö Sweden Maria Norrman is in Paris receiving a myriad of outstanding accolades. Please avail yourself to her profound will and testament, you won´t regret it - The Vagimulic gottheit assures you wholeheartedly.

Maria Norrman (SE)"Jane Avril"
8 June 2022
6-9 pm/18-21H Studio 8208
Cité internationale des Arts, Paris

A continuation of the project about my relation to Jane Avril (1868-1943)
Model and friend of artist Toulouse-Lautrec (1864-1901)
I will show textile works in progress and a trailer from a documentary about Jane Avril, as well as images of past works.

Maria Norrman (SE)
"Jane Avril"
8 juin 2022
18h-21h Studio 8208
18 Rue de l'Hotel de Ville
Cité internationale des Arts, Paris

Suite du projet sur ma relation avec Jane Avril (1868-1943)
Modèle et amie de l'artiste Toulouse-Lautrec (1864-1901)
J'exposerai des oeuvres textiles en cours et une bande-annonce d'un documentaire sur Jane Avril, ainsi que des images d'œuvres passées.

Maria Norrman
"Jane Avril"
8 Juni 2022
18-21H Studio 8208
Cité internationale des Arts, Paris

En fortsättning på projektet om min relation till Jane Avril (1868-1943)
Modell och vän till konstnären Toulouse-Lautrec (1864-1901)
Jag kommer att visa textilarbeten (work in progress) och en trailer från en dokumentär om Jane Avril, samt bilder på tidigare verk.

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marianorrman.net


The famed French designer and artiste extrodinaire Bernard Figueroa I first met back in the 1980s when he was on holiday in Hollywood. He flirted with his Gallic wide eyed charms and engulfed that poor young lady Ms. Vaginal Davis.   It didn`t hurt that Mr. Figueroa is button bright handsome, sultry and sexy with a mammoth sized peterfication on a rather diminutive frame. He also has a razor sharp tongue on him. 

When we met he had only been out of Studio Bercot  design school for a short time but had already made a name for himself working for Thierry Mugler, Claude Montana, and Esprit. He took a job in the US in Boston for the conservative shoe manufacturer Rockport, hated the racial divides of Boston at that time and moved to New York City designing accessories for Adrienne Vitidini before breaking out on his own with the sculptural ladies who lunch shoes that brought him his ultimate renown. We had a falling out in the early aughts when I use to write for the influential fashion bible Dutch magazine but occasionally I hear word through the transatlantic grapevine about his various creative projects over the years. He has aged quite well and still has that rock hard body and great mass of sleek hair on top of his head. Will we ever be friends again? I doubt it. I do adore him, and I´m glad for all his tremendous success but I´m a notorious Mexican grudge holder. I forgive but I NEVER forget a slight no matter how tiny. I figure that If I am meant to be friends with people it will either happen organically or not and I´m willing to accept the Que Sera Sera of it. I´m very much like my Black Creole mother Mary Magdalene Duplantier in this respect with a lil Madame Mao thrown in for good measure.

Alex Jovanovich the gorgeous and talented writer and editor with Art Forum told me recently about the Rugby stars the Burgess Brothers and now I am obsessed with their asphalt masculinity. Triple Dong Yowza!

Vaginal Davis collage featuring Leslie Caron and Bernard Figueroa   2010


Maria Norrman in Paris, France with her Jane Avril Tributata!


The Burgess Bros. of Rugby Row.  All that rack scratching is making me itch

kürzliches Gegenspiel von sexuellen Angestellten

kürzliches Gegenspiel von sexuellen Angestellten Saw a man on the street a few minutes ago who looked just like Spencer Tracy returned from the dead. Yes The Spencer Tracy, the Metro Goldwyn Mayer contract player who according to Scotty Bowers was one fierce hornpiglet when it came to seducing young men for trysts of a decidedly wicked nature. I believe in Scotty Bowers. The late Scotty RiP, knew the way of all flesh!

Tracy & Hepburn were quite clever in putting out into the world the fabrication that they were part of an adulterous coupling when the true reality was they were sisters of the clothe and just very tight gal pals with a very fluxiv sexual agenda, but their strategy worked as it kept the greedy press hounds from sniffing too hard on their particular fragrant scents.

The man I saw today was Tracy of the mid 1930s freckled, barrel house and barrel chested and just a little bit salty dog but an asphalt cute nevertheless. I was feeling a bit Wife vs Secretary myself as I walked by this man and his female companion who actually come to think of it resembled a little Katherine Hepburn but not as butch. I had earlier stopped off at my favourite cafe in the kiez - Unser which is part of a small Portuguese chain in Berlin. I really love the young ladies and men that work at this boite. They are all very sweet and accommodating. Is it just me or is Berlin becoming more service oriented? At the Quartier Apoteke next door to Impala Cafe at Nollendorkyplatz twice the pharmacists were so unbelievably friendly and just generally lovely in demeanor. Both pharmacists I encountered were German and the man was young and even dare I say it flirted with me which is almost unheard of in Berlin with the male populace.

Lately I have been trying to make more of an effort to wear cuter outfits in public so perhaps that had something to do with it. The young man making my coffee at Unser Cafe gave me a bit of an eye twinkle and sitting outside sipping said coffee a middle eastern man stroke up a conversation with me. The man is a neurologist and quite personable though I wasn´t physically attracted to him he asked me for my Pentagram page, and seemed quite bemused by it when he glanced it on his mobile. Is asking for a Pentagram page a thing? I'm so out of the loop in terms of how people younger then I am relate to each other in public.

mechanisiertes haariges Stampfen

 mechanisiertes haariges Stampfen

saddened beyond belief at the recent death of the great Howie Pyro of D Generation and Danzig fame. Howie was one of those all things punk and obscure musicale expertines. Plus he was also a very cherished, sweet and lovely human being, who like Tomata du Plenty, Craig Lee, and that genius Kari Krome was always so very supportive of all my crazed music and artsy fartsy ideas and pretentious productions.

Like so many others in the punk and post punk cosmos I will miss and never forget him in front of or behind the Green Door.

Alice Bag and Howie Pyro 1978.

Delta-Morgendämmerung

Anna Lucast has had it with Angelo & Maxxie`s.



Ignoring all the red and vermillion flags at full and half mast she pressed on because she thought that maybe this time she got lucky, maybe this time he´ll stay.

Maybe this time, for the first time love won´t hurry away. She was holding fast.

She is home at last.

Not a loser any more, like the last time and the time before.

Everybody loves a winner so nobody loved her of course. 

 Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy thats what she longed to be.

When all the odds aren´t in her favour. Somethings bound to begin. Its gotta happen.

Happen sometime. 

Maybe this time she´ll win.

LESBERANZA

Lesberanza

At the end of January the Vagimule Doll started feeling very lethargic with a lack of energy so all encompassing that she didn´t have enough energy to pick up a piece of paper that landed on the floor or barely get out of bed.  This feeling started to intensify into February so much that the poor tiny woman thought that perhaps she had caught Covid 19´s dreaded Omicron variant.  Of course that was impossible since for the past two years the lady has kept herself completely isolated in an obsession not to infected because of asthma and other pre existing health conditions.  

Little did our heroine know that multiple symptoms were going to start plaguing her body including having to urinate every 90 minutes making it impossible to sleep, cottontail mouth and uncontrolled thirst and hunger pangs along with losing weight even though she was stuffing her pie face constantly with fattening comfort foods and chugging down fruit smoothies.  

Leave it to her internal medicine doctor who warned  told that the liver and kidneys were barely functioning and  blood sugar was 500+ + +  sending Ms. Davista Jr. to the krankenshaft ASAP.  

Fortunately her colleagues at CHEAP Kollektiv including Fearless Leader Susanne Sachsse, film historian Marcuse Siegelstein and translator to the academic schtars Daniel Hendrickson and others like Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus, Nanna Heidenreich, gallerists La Famiglia Bortolozzi, Amy Adams, Ben Tischer rallied to the daughter of dusts aid.  

She of She's wound up in the hospital for ten days where they were working on bringing the blood sugar down to normal registers.  One of the doctors at the hospital did an ultra sound and saw something in the enlarged pancreas ducts and with the bedside manner of a shredded turnip told les damsel its probably pancreatic cancer.  So for two days until she was able to get the results of an MRT Play Misty For Me was basically preparing her last Willena  and testament.

Well the MRT cleared her of pancreatic cancer but was diagnosed with late onset type one diabetes, which came as a complete shockermickeyrooney.  Much better than krebs but its a very serious chronic illness that forces her I would to be on a blood sugar management program that would include taking pancreas pills with every meal and shooting oneself Christian F style with insulin.  Upon release from Vivantes Victoria August Frau Sachsse found a delightful feministiche diabetes zentrum with all female doctors and staff who are the coolest ladies in the land, but because we are still dealing with a raging pandemic there are no classes to inculcate Lassie Marie Pangborn into this new diabetes cosmos  so she is Norma Kamali OMO (On My Own)  to do a lot of the research of this second bedroom island.  

The last three years Ms. Davista Jr. went from one international exhibition to the other but I guess for the 2022-23 season the focus will have to shift to healthcare on the Road to Ozcot.  If any out there in Wide World Webland have any insights please reach out to via Vaginaldavis.com webmaster Larry Bob Roberts in San Francisco.  Those in the know will figure out how to reach him via the Vaginal Davis Facebook fanpage.

Last week along with Marcuse Siegelstein Ms. Davista Jr. was at the Reboot FM studio for the first time in two years for a live broadcast of the monthly radio program CHEAP Funk on Freies Künstlerradio aus Berlin - Kunst, Diskurs & elektronische Musik. Live aus dem ACUD - UKW 88,4 MHz in Berlin & 90,7 MHz in Potsdam.  The archive can be found by googling CHEAP Funk or Reboot FM.

 Special call in guests included  the brilliant scholar Sarah Lewis who ruminated on all things Sugar.  Sarah and her entire super talented, gifted family are international treasures that CHEAP Kollektiv worship. Miss Sarah had a lot to say on the colonial racist proclivities inherent in that sweet poison that Sugar manifests, and the ramification that are still wrecking havoc with funky nassau colored peoples the world over. Miss Sarah recommended reading these books:  

Curdella Forbes A Tall History of Sugar

Edwidge Danticat The Farming of Bones

Blood Sugar: Racial Pharmacology and Food Justice in Black America by Anthony Ryan Hatch.  

I will make it a point to get these important tomes and add them to what is already on my nitestand that includes Dodie Bellamy`s genius book of essays Bee Reaved.  Dodie Belamy and her late partner the great Kevin Killian together represented the very best of queer literary aristocracy, and were the only royals that mattered both in this life and the next.

Van Zandt and his hot young lover Bruce Lee during their tumultuous tortured courtship filming TVs The Green Hornet in the mid 1960s.

Lana Turner gets her soldier boy just where she wants him.

Become a top tier athletic supporter if you can handle it.

Marcuse Siegelstein and Ms. Davis live in the Reboot FM Studio - CHEAP Sugar with special call in guests Sarah Lewis in Lisbon, DJ Nancy in CDMX, music by Bessie Smith, Zero Mostel, Alice Bag, Craig Lee, Diahnne Abbott, Ilyich, and  Talking Heads. 

Brando Brando and the wearing of the turban. He is cuter than you, and can suck the rust off a cock at 30 paces.