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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

COMMUNISM RUINED MY HAIR

RSFS-WMHM was gog and magog last Sunday at Arsenal Inst für Film und Video Kunst with a dynamic crowd braving the Arctic chills for a blast of exotica via Cairo and the screening of the 1950 Egyptian film classic Zeynab. Joining Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus, Nanna Heidenreich, Susanne Sachsse, DJane Olga Damnitz and the masterful Scandinavian Muslim Daniel Hendrickson on clavier was film historian suprema Marc Siegel who gave this report on the after screening wine reception:
Seen at Kino 2 the dashing Tarik El-Ariss, a professor from University of Texas, Austin, who is also on the board of the interesting art space in Beirut Ashkal Alwan where Mattias Lilienthal is teaching this year. El-Ariss has a nice sparkle in his eyes and he has a stash of fabulous Egyptian films from the late 70s with drag queens and prostitutes that he'd love to share with CHEAP sometime. He'll be in Berlin until July. The very sweet Mr. El-Ariss is a friend of my old pal Peter Limbrick. Also on hand was Juan (Nazli Kalerci´s friend, the cute Spanish teacher at Instituto Cervantes) with a hot tall big footed german colleague (in case you missed him)Erika Richter(pioneer DDR Dramaturg who worked at DEFA is also a writer on Egyptian Film History and is a longtime friend of the Arsenal)Nadja Talmi(Haus of World Cultures junior curator)young Polsky/German filmmaker Marcin Malaszak with a mustache and a bevvy of big haired girls,DAAD recipient Marie Losier.Manuela Schinina aka Sexxy DJane Bianca Kruk,a bunch of unknown Egypt fans and scholars of Arabic cinema relishing the rare opportunity to see an example from the golden age….
Plus Niloofer from Iran via Pune, India, Berlin legend Zazie de Paris who will be the subject of an upcoming documentary film of her fabulous exploits, Cecile Tollu-Polasky of The Forum, hot Jewish writer Nathan Englander with fellow Jewish thrombone Jonathan Safron Foer, French hungster Louis-Do DeLencquesaing, Trevor Powers of Youth Lagoon with stylist Leslie Fremar.

Was sent this emug about other Egyptian cinema eventas:

Although we are still lacking certain funding to actually pull thorugh, but i have approached some and hoe we will be able. we are adding an exhibition on classic egyptian cinema, but if no funds, we will cancel this ambitious idea.
AfricAvenir Windhoek: Week of Classic Egyptian Films in Windhoek, 22-27 July 2013

Egypt was the first country in Africa and the Middle East to establish a film-industry. Film screenings took place as early as 1896 when the works by the Lumière Brothers were presented in Alexandria and Cairo. Still under foreign rule, Egypt was the only colony in which the production of news-reels and short-films by the local population was possible. First reports about productions date back to 1909.

Within its monthly film series “African Perspectives” AfricAvenir has in the past and will in the future continue to screen high quality Egyptian cinema to the Namibian public. Due to the outstanding and rich cinema heritage and history of Egypt, AfricAvenir, in partnership with the Egyptian Embassy, the Egyptian Film Centre and the Goethe-Centre Windhoek, has decided to dedicate a full week of screenings to Classic Egyptian films. In 2013 the week, which will hopefully become an annual event, will focus on films from the late 1950’s to the early 1970’s.
An exhibition on Egyptian film directors will accompany the film week.

22.July 2013, 19h15, Goethe-Centre Windhoek -  Opening Film
Cairo Station, 1958
Director: Youssef Chahine, Egypt, 1958, 86 min, fiction


Cairo Station is the venue for a blazingly passionate drama about Kenaoui, a lame newspaper vendor, played by Chahine, and his unrequited desire for Hanouma (Hind Rostom), the Bardotesque lemonade seller. Swept away by his obsessive desire, Kinawi kidnaps the object of his passion, with terrible consequences. Chahine received international recognition when this masterpiece of sexuality, repression, madness and violence among society's marginalized played at the Berlin Film Festival, where it was nominated for a Golden Bear in 1958.
“A jewel of a film” Samir Hachem, The Hollywood Reporter
Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOJpiUZphTE 
 
23 July 2013, 19h15, Goethe-Centre Windhoek – Egyptian National Day, Revolution Day
A man in our House, 1961
Director: Henry Barakat, Egypt, 1961, 93 min, fiction, starring Omar Sharif
 

A Man in Our House features a prominent political message concerning nationalism and patriotism and glorifies the Egyptian resistance to British colonialism. Using the 1952 Free Officers led revolt against King Farouk as the context, Ibrahim, played by Omar Sharif, a brave young man, hurls himself against the unjust government, assassinates the Prime Minister, and has to go into hiding in the house of ambivalently supportive citizens. His presence endangers the whole family, particularly since they are not as partisan as he is. The father has to make difficult decisions about how much can be risked, and is pulled out of his a-political stance by his son and daughter, the maternal feelings of his wife for the young man, and her empathy with the likely worries of his mother.

The screen play was written by Abdel Qoddous, a well known opposition journalist of the era, and much called-upon screen writer.
Film Clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMNTxO-Ass8

24 July 2013, 19h15, Goethe-Centre Windhoek
The Night of Counting the Years - The Mummy, 1969
Director: Chadi Abdel Salam, Egypt, 1969, 100 min, fiction
 

Recognized as one of the greatest Egyptian films ever made, The Night of Counting the Years a.k.a. The Mummy is the most important Egyptian historical art-film. Based on a true story and inspired by the famous discovery of the hiding place in the Valley of the Kings of royal mummies from several dynasties, the film is centered on the quest for identity of a young Egyptian. Set in 1881, on the eve of British colonial rule, an Upper Egyptian clan had been robbing a cache of mummies near the village of Qurna, and selling the artifacts on the black market. After a conflict within the clan, the young clan members goes to the police, helping the Antiquities Service find the cache.

25 July 2013, 19h15, Goethe-Centre Windhoek
Between Heaven and Earth, 1960
Director: Salah Abu Seif, Egypt 1960, 100 min, fiction
 

When released the film was considered an artistic adventure fearlessly undertaken by director Salah Abu Seif. Working brilliantly within its limitations of time and place, Between Heaven and Earth, from a screenplay co-written by Naguib Mahfouz, is a triumph of modern cinema. In the blasting heat of a Friday afternoon in Cairo, a group of people representing the whole of Egyptian society find themselves trapped in an elevator for 12 hours. The characters – among them a movie star, a thief, a madman, a cook and a pregnant woman - are archetypes that represent the different strata and classes of Egyptian society in the 1950s – classes that are still very much in place in Egypt today. This fact alone points to the timelessness of a film that was first shown more than 50 years ago. Between Heaven and Earth remains a remarkable triumph of modern cinema.

26. July 2013, 19h15, Goethe-Centre Windhoek
Chased by the Dogs/The thief and the dogs, 1962
Director: Kamal El Sheikh, Egypt, 1962, 130 min, fiction
 

After four years in prison, the young thief Said Mahran is released and seeks revenge against those who betrayed him. His wife and most trusted henchman, who conspired to turn him into the police, are now married to each other and are keeping his six-year-old daughter from him.

This felicitous combination of film noir and social commentary, about an ex-con bent on vengeance, builds to a terrific cat-and-mouse finale. Director El Sheikh and cinematographer Kamal Karim use carefully composed lighting and a range of camera techniques to create a wonderfully moody atmosphere. Made a little more than a decade after the 1952 Egyptian revolution, The Thief and the Dogs presents a world that challenges moral judgments—after all, the protagonists are a thief and a prostitute.

The film is based on the novel The Thief and the Dogs by literature Nobel prize winner Naguib Mahfouz. Mahfouz was inspired by the life of the famous Egyptian thief Mahmoud Amin Soliman.
Film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyjisifoFGo

27. July 2013, 19h00, Goethe-Centre Windhoek Closing Film
M Empire, 1972
Director: Hussein Kamal, Egypt, 1972, 113 min, fiction
 

Based on Ihsan Abdel Quddous’ book and adapted for the screen by Nobel Prize winner Naguib Mahfouz, M Empire is one of the most loved Egyptian films. On the surface it is an enjoyable family drama, but below the surface it is a political call for liberalism and democracy during Sadat’s era. The film opens with a young Mona convincing her parents of her right to choose the man she’ll marry. It closes with a similar sentiment; her children ultimately want to demonstrate their democratic right.

The film hints on the ideal way Egyptian society should and could be. The family represents the country and highlights the crucial leader’s (or mother’s in this case) role of a multitasked educator. Without her, the family will fall apart and she’s the only one to assess her children’s capabilities and needs. At the same time, her leadership can expand outside the house’s borders. ‘Empire M’ advocates pro-democratic views.
Film: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1QCbqmFAkM

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AfricAvenir
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Friday, March 22, 2013

THE LAUGHTER CLUB



I was quite sick and looked horrible when Davide Grassi aka: Janez Jansa and crew came to my Cheese Endique Trifecta studio a couple of years ago to record me for the film My Name is Janez Jansa. That is one reason why I have vowed now to appear in any more movies or do any on-camera interviews unless I can control the lighting and design of how my image appears. This documentary is taking to the road on a mini tour so if they stop in your town or hamlet run to the theatre and see a fugly Ms. Davis on parade.
Dear friends, collaborators, supporters, fan, pom-pon girls,
Little news about the movie My Name Is Janez Janša
are coming to your inbox:
We finally reactivated the English session of our blog
after few months of neglecting it:
http://www.mynameisjanezjansa.com
Keep an eye on it!
Furthermore these are upcoming screenings abroad:
- 19 March 2013 at 8.30 pm, Black Box Teater, the Oslo Internasjonale Teaterfestival, Norway
- 14 April 2013 at 6:45 pm, Kino Svetozor, 20th Days of European Film, Prague, Czech Republic
- 18 April 2013 at 8 pm, Holon Cinematheque, Print Screen Festival, Tel Aviv, Israel
- 25 April 2013 at 6 pm, Kino Art, 20th Days of European Film, Brno, Czech Republic
 We are also happy to announce the first screening ever of the TV version (52 min):
- 19 March 2013 at 9 pm, RTV Slovenia, Channel 1

Be fine and all the best, wherever you are!
Yours faithfully,
Janez Janša, Janez Janša, Janez Janša

I’m also in the Fifth Column documentary She Said Boom which has been playing at film festivals around the world and recently played in Berlin, but I was out of town and missed it so someone should send me an emug and tell me what you think. Oh and I’ve been getting a lot of comments from people who saw me on German television in Rosa von Praunheim’s Marta&Hilda which is part of the 70 Rosa films for his 70th birthday. I made this movie back in the last century but Rosa didn’t edit it till recently. The short subject stars Selene Luna as Hilde Waldo and I play the legendary German/Jewish expat and salon hostess of Los Angeles in the 1930s Marta Fuetwanger. Those in Berlin and want to take an exciting workshop, the details are below:

DANCING WITH WORDS 2 a Weekly Writing Workshop at the Kotti-Shop
by Amelia Bande
8 sessions
Tuesdays from 19:00 to 21:00
Dates: April 9, 16, 23, 30, May 21, 28 and June 4, 11
(as you see there is a 2-week break in the middle of the workshop)

All writers and their unique styles are welcome:
Poets, Narrative, Broken Language, Essays, Scripts & Plays, Lyrics for Music.
No previous experience required.
Language: English, but you can write in any language you want.
Register early, there is a limited number of participants.

at the Kotti-Shop - Adalberstr. 4 - www.kotti-shop.net
50 € for all 8 sessions.
Contact me with any questions: ameliabande77@gmail.com

Every week we will work with a specific theme or assignment leading to a piece of written material. We will experiment with various types of writing while learning about rhythm, tone and the power of what we write about. During the workshop we will run a series of simple and practical writing exercises to help develop personal style and voice in the creation of powerful texts from things we observe, experience or imagine. We will also write collectively, using cut-and-paste techniques.

This workshop wants to offer a safe space to write while learning how to give and take respectful and useful feedback. It doesn't matter if you already have a specific project you are working on, or if you just want to come and develop fragmented ideas. This will be 8 weeks of hard work mutating into a fun and experimental choreography of words.

At the end of the workshop we will produce a printed anthology of the texts written during this time in collaboration with Copyroboter, the Kotti-Shop's print workshop.

"It is the experience of writing that matters. I am driven to write, compelled by a constant longing to choreograph, to bring words together in patterns and configurations that move the spirit. As a writer, I seek that moment of ecstasy when I am dancing with words". 
bell hooks in Remembered Rapture: Dancing with Words.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

OZMA OF OZ

Being a ghetto queen, growing up poor and disadvantaged I sometimes wonder what would have happened to me if I had been a normative person, instead of a crazy artst/fartsy type. Two boys I went to school with who were also born very poor went on to success in the lamestream world. One kid named Michael a very beautiful black child with the most striking green eyes graduated from Harvard and became a successful engineer. Another one of my black peers has been getting a lot of attention in the American press because he dared to criticize President Obama at some inaugarel breakfast. When I knew him he was very soft spoken and shy. He barely spoke louder then a whisper. The other day he was on NPR and still has that lovely soft tone to his thoughtful voice. His name is Dr. Ben Carson and he is now the director of Pediatric Neurosurgery at John Hopkins Medical Center.

Before running off to work on my latest project I got together with Manuel Schubert of Filmanzeiger (filmhighlights) to interview sexy French filmmaker Michel Belague. I’ve known Michel since around 2005 when he worked with CHEAP for the Poker im Osten Festival at HAU I. He is now 30 and so handsome in a dirty whiteboy way that I just adore. Michel has been working on this Cairo Cimatech project with filmmaker Tamir Said and I will be showing an Egyptian film from 1950 Zeinab by Muhammed Karim for Rising Stars, Falling Stars-We Must Have Music on Sunday March 24th at 8pm at Kino 2 at Arsenal Inst Fur film und video kunst, so it was perfect having a sweet interview with Michel and catching up on his proclititties.

There was a recent gossip report about me and Ronan Farrow the young son of actress Mia Farrow and director Woody Allen. I think Ronan who was born Satchel is gorgeous, but we are not fornicating. I could only wish to get such a hot kid in the sack. He has the most delicious pillow lips imagineable. We have only had contact with each other twice and he is very warm and personable. We will see each other again soon in Shanghai and Busan, Korea.

Someone emailed me asking what I thought of the new James Franco movie Oz the Great and Powerful. I am a huge fan of the original Oz books written by L. Frank Baum from 1899 to 1919. This new Oz film by Disney is being billed as a prequel to the 1939 MGM classic. I wish they had taken their ques from the text in the original Oz books and its mythology instead of refrencing the 1939 film so much. I found the film a bit flat and the performances quite lacklustre, even from Rachel Weisz who I adore.

I feel the time is ripe to re-issue the 1977 Sidney Lumet film version of the Broadway musical The Wiz. It was a collosal flop when it was first released starring Diana Ross, Michael Jackson, Lena Horne, Nipsey Russell and Mabel King. Its much better then this new return to Oz and The Wiz benefits from chewy musical arrangements by Quincy Jones.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER


The last two winters in Berlin it sems the authorities have gotten better at clearing sidewalks of snow and laying down sand on pathways to prevent slipping and sliding because in 2010 so many people were injured and the law suits against the city mounted.  In 2010 I was teaching a block seminar at the Malmo Art Academy in Malmo Sweden so I avoided the worst of the snowy winter that lasted from January to April.  Of course it was cold in Malmo, but since it lies on the water not snowy.
The few days I had before taking off to prep for Shanghai gesture project I spent a lovely afternoon having coffee and kuchen with Piero Bellomo of La Kolleczione.  Piero is the handsome boyfriend of Muslim seperatist  Daniel Hendrickson.  I also had a nice breakfast at Mokalola on Lebener Strasse in my kiez with hot and humpy intellectual jock Christian F. Weber and his angelic pal Jan.
Received my preview copy of the March-May Sissy Magazine which features Charles Laughton on the cover.  My Cheese Endique Studio looks very spacious in the wonderful DVD collection photo taken by Susanne Sachsse’s talent young son Richard Gersch.

Just received this emug from sweet Miss Elly Clark:
Dear Friends, Family & Colleagues,

Just a little reminder that Thrift Radiates Happiness opens this Thursday 5-8pm and is then open on Friday, Saturday & Sunday from 12-6pm. Quite apart from the art(!) this is an incredible chance to see inside this building, which was once, and still in some ways a source of great Civic Pride in Birmingham - but never normally open to the public.

My project, Half Crowns in their Petticoats, was commissioned especially for this exhibition and has evolved into a total of 58 tracks of recordings from interviews/conversations I have had with more than 17 former employees of the Birmingham Municipal Bank over the past 3 months. These are to be presented in the main banking hall.

You can see more about the project, with a link to one audio snippet, here: http://www.ellyclarkephotography.co.uk/ellyclarke/index.php?/news/half-crowns-in-their-petticoats/. Otherwise please do come either to the opening on Thursday, or over the weekend.

But please DRESS WARMLY as it is very chilly in there!

FRAME_extension is also still up, until next Monday, with all work fro sale too. So two reasons at least to come to Brum this weekend! More about FRAME_ is on Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/events/330466120408470/ and the full catalogue visible here: http://www.projectframe.net/frame_birmingham

It would be great to you. Proper invite to Thrift Radiates Happiness follows.

Best wishes,

Elly

Friday, March 08, 2013

LOVING GERALD BUTLER’S TESTICLES

The old Vagimule doll is in a New York group show at Allegra La Viola Gallery curated by Risa and Benjamin the cute kids from Invisible Exports Gallery.  The show just got reviewed in The New York Times.  See below:
I am delighted to let you know that Holland Cotter gave a lovely review to Risa and Benjamin's fantastic show. This is the link: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/08/arts/design/i-killed-my-father-i-ate-human-flesh-i-quiver-with-joy-an-obsession-with-pier-paolo-pasolini.html?_r=0 It will be in today's paper. Thank you all for participating, it has been a pleasure and I look forward to the next weeks of the show!
Best,

Allegra

Allegra LaViola Gallery
179 East Broadway
New York, NY 10002
T: 917.463.3901
www.allegralaviola.com
http://twitter.com/AllegraLaViola
www.notaboutart.com

ON VIEW:
I Killed My Father, I Ate Human Flesh, I Quiver With Joy: An Obsession With Pier Paolo Pasolini.
Curated by INVISIBLE-EXPORTS
Opening Friday, February 22: 6-8PM

February 22 - March 23, 2013

GALLERY HOURS:
Weds-Sat 12-6
Sun 1-6
and by appointment

I will also be in a show in Portland Oregon of all places home of the famous Blue Bros: Tim & kJohnny and Gus Van Sant.

VAGINAL DAVIS AND PHILADELPHIA WIREMAN
May 3 - June 1, 2013
Adams and Ollman
811 East Burnside #213
Portland, Oregon 97214
www.adamsandollman.com

My ex student Marc Arthur has a fab new production that is opening next month in New York.  He needs help with production costs so please donate to his Kickstarted campaign.
After a year of planning and development, I’m thrilled to announce that Mascot will be presented this April at the Martha Graham Dance School in the West Village. This grand ballroom space, which is the former home of Merce Cunningham’s dance studio, matches our goals for the piece perfectly. Rehearsals there (see picture below) have been amazing and there is no doubt that working in the footsteps of such a rich lineage of experimentation has influenced Mascot in exciting ways. Tickets will go on sale in a few weeks.

Save the dates:
Friday April 12th, 8:30pm
Saturday April 13th, 8pm
Sunday April 14th, 8pm

As the project takes shape, we need your help now more than ever. The benefit auction in November at Patrick McMullen’s photo studio has been a huge help but does not cover all of our expenses and production costs. Professor Pickles will tell you more on our kickstarter page that we just launched today!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mascot/mascot

Thursday, March 07, 2013

KOENNEN, WAS KEINER KANN

Sad to hear that Valerie Harper of Rhoda and Mary Tyler Moore fame has three months left to live as she is dying of some form of brain cancer.  As a child in the 1970s I adored Ms. Harper as the urban Jewish character Rhoda Morgenstern along with Julie Kavner who played her sister Nancy Walker as her mother and Lorenzo Music as Carleton the Doorman.  Lorenzo Music's daughter Roz Music is an old pal of mine from the LA underground scene working as a make-up and hair stylist.
  

Being a havanagila queen I had a huge crush on David Groh who played Rhoda’s boyfriend Joe on the series that ran on CBS from 1974-1978.  My 19 year old geometry tutor from UCLA looked like a young version of Mr. Groh with his broad shoulders,hairy chest and even hair on his sexy big manly feet.  This hot Jewish nerdy tutor of mine encouraged me to apply  to a program where inner city youth work on a Kibbutz in Israel for a school year.  I won a spot, but my mother prevented me from making the trip as she thought it was too dangerous to be in Israel for nine months.  Of course my main reason for wanting to go was to be with my sexy tutor, meet other Jewish nebishy hunks and spicy Israeli soldiers.  Obviously I have been deluded from an early age.

My father is a German/Mexican Jew as his father and uncle were German Protestants who married beautiful German Jewesses from intellectual/art families and escaped Germany around the time the Nazi’s came to power.  By marrying Jewish women they became estranged with their wealthy industrialist  family.  My grandfather and his brother first moved to Argentina in the 1930s then settled in Mexico City where my father was born and was part of the large Jewish community there.  My father’s German relatives after World War II fled to South America and Mexico to escape punishment for war crimes.  My grandfather actually reported some of his own relatives to the tribunal.  My father met my mother who was working as a domestic for his wealthy Jewish  relatives.  My father was 20 and my mother was 46 when they met.  Nine months later i was the rip heard round the world.  My parents were never married so yes i am what is known as a bastard or love child.  More like sex child as my mother wasn't interested in a relationship with a man after having been married for over 20 years to my sisters father.

When I moved to Berlin in 2006 some of my German relatives contacted me after reading about me in the German press during the Berlinale. These distant Prussian relatives had known about me for some time and live in a Wannsee villa and also have a residence in Dahlem.  I met with them once when i first moved here.  They are nice, but dull as toast. Its odd having people related to me by blood who look very similar but are of a different race.
The Love Camel aka: Andrea Novarin gave me a bunch of wonderful films for Christmas.  Love Camel is quite the cine chick felille.  Here is just a partial list of the movies he gifted:  Paul Bartel’s Secret Cinema, Naughty Nurse, Eating Raoul, Russ Meyer’s Up, Black Snake, Supervixens, Beneath the Valley of the Supervixens, A Star is Born  1937 with Janet Gaynor and Fredric March, Harold and Maude, Black Moon with JoeDellesandro, How to Stuff a Wilde Bikini with Annette, Frankie Avalon and Dwayne Hickman, Jimmy Stewart in Harvey, Our Man Flint, Shock Treatment with Alain Delon and Annie Giradot, The Big Heat with Gloria Graham, The Choirboys with Perry King, the wonderful Japanese films The Flesh is Hot (Pigs & Battleships/Buta to Gunkan) and The Yellow Hankerchief, Tiger Bay with Anna May Wong and the punk documentaries X-The Unheard Music, American Hardcore and Z-Channel about the progressive cable channel executive who I knew from UCLA who killed his wife and himself.
Several years ago their was a rumour floating about that I was having an affair with the President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez.  The gossip began because he was a fan of my work which was introduced to him by filmmakers Oliver Stone and actor Sean Penn.  Of course I never met the man, but it still sadnened me that he died of cancer the other day.  My mother Mary Magdelene Duplantier died of cancer in 2000, my sister Gloria Jean in 2006 and my oldest sister Gracie Lee in 2011.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

UNREGELMAESSIGE STREIFEN SOLLEN DAS DIGITALE ZEITALTER SYMBOLISIEREN

Talk about wackyness. Google offered me a full-time job of director of their Phrasiology Dept. Have you ever heard of anything so insane? Like I would want to work for a giant corporate institution. Can we say yuk yuk? How did they even get my name and contact information? I swear the lamestream is trying to co-opt at every turn. Google must be really desperate if they want to employ a black woman like me. The last time I was in the running for a corporate job was in the early 2000s from the Ford Foundation, and before that I was recommended by Nancy Barton who now works for NYU and I actually went on an interview in 1994 for the archival department at Paramount Pictures.

Paramount was impressed that I could identify unknown stars under contract to them from the 1920s. I felt like they were going to offer me the position, but when I met the big, big boss at a second interview, he was a twee queen I could tell wasn’t exactly featuring my negroid free spiritedness. The sweet girl who I did the first interview with even called to apologize for her boss being such a prickly pill. It was all just as well as not getting that job led to my doing Club Sucker for five years every Sunday in Silverlake at The Garage. So when one door slams shut another one opens. Would I have really wanted to be a wage slave at Paramount?

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

ICH TIER DU MENSCH


Had a wonderful late supper at Pho Viet on Akasien Strasse with that hunky intellectual love god Christian Weber and his sweet friend Jan who just moved into the Insel as in Rote. Juicy Christian gave his Vagimule doll belated birthday presents that included some homecooked Swabian cookies from his mother and a copy of the Woody Harrelson starrer The Walker directed by Paul Schrader featuring German star Moritz Bleibtreu, Lauren Bacall, Lilly Tomlin, Ned Beatty and Kirsten Scott Thomas. I had always wanted to see this film, so leave it to Christian to rember that fact and deliver me a copy. Harrelson plays a gay confidant to the powerful women of Washington DC and his performance is so lowkey that’s its almost non existent. The best part of the movie is Ms Bacall. Golden era Hollywood stars really know how to milk the screen tit.

My Skandanavian Muslim convert Daniel Hendrickson is back in Berlin from his holiday in Miami and Key West with his parents, older brother and sister in law. He was happy to escape the dreary dank Berlin winter for the warmth and sun of dull Florida. Daniel and his hot boyfriend Piero Bellomo took me to a post birthday breakfast at my new favourite haunt Mokalola on Lebener Strasse. Mokalola is taking the place of East London-God Save Brit Food in my heart. I’ve also introduced the place to Manuel Schubert of Filmhighlights Magazine. Daniel and Piero brought me some lovely birthday presents. They are so thoughtful when it comes to their ancient V-mule.

For those of you who are fans of Aztec Warrior my LA pal with the active imagination that sends me semi regular dispatches or emug postcards from the dredge. Below is his latest:


Sweet Negra,

It's late in my neck of the woods, I'm watching Aljezeera and having a Scotch on the Rocks.
I had a very good day today.  It was productive.
I also had a surprise visit today from a young man I met while out and about on the Playa at Burning Man last year.  I was on my bike with my camera alone, doing my thing.  I pulled over for a draft beer at some camp.  Sitting there having a beer was this young man named Carlos.  You know I'm a Snow Queen, but this little Messican hottie caught my attention.  He immediately started chatting me up about my Tattoos.  I told him, his Tattoo needed to be covered, it was FRESH and Red.  He said, u think so, I said, yes, isn't it burning you.  He said, yes, I said, put a t-shirt on.  U can fuck up your work, it was across his chest.  The guy serving beer chimed in and said, I was gonna say the same thing, but I don't have any tatts, so I just kept my mouth quiet.  We drank our beers, and had a second beer.  He was from Sacramento.  I then see someone I want to photograph and I make my exit.  He follows and joins me on my quest for a photo.  I took the picture, which came out terrible, but he came along wearing a t-shirt and looking like a dork in a sarong.
 
We rode our bikes for a bit, and stopped at a sculpture, he had pot, he smoked, I ate Jelly Bellys.  He joined me with my candy.  We were alone in the art structure and in the shade.  He was chatting 100 miles an hour.  His sarong was all over the place. I saw that he had a boner, we both saw it, he laughed and said, I was thinking of my GF.  I then laugh, and now we both are cracking up because he's stoned and boned up.  I paid no mind to the GF statement.  He covered his dick but he was seeping through the thin fabric.  I put my hand on his dick and he shot a big load and then freaked out about the cum on his sarong.  I stood up, took my underwear off, and wiped his crotch and leg.  He just stood there.  I grabbed his dick and pulled on his balls.  He was frozen and still very hard.

I put my chonies back  on and grabbed my camera and said, how about some pics.  He said No.  He did not like being photographed. We looked at some of the pics I had already taken, but he still said No about getting his pic.  So, I said, I need to head back to camp, I didn't want to miss my meal.  He said, cool, blah blah blah.  He then said, where in L.A. do you live.  When he heard Silverlake, he went on and on about trying to make his way to L.A. and to live in Silverlake.  I gave him one of my stickers with my email and name.
 
Well, he tells me that he kept my sticker. He  Had a great First Burning  Man, went back home and broke up with his GF.  He then talked to his best friend about having Gay tendencies.  His Best friend then gossips the news to Carlos's brother, that lead to his parents finding out and he was kicked out the house.  He is 24 and just finished his degree.  He got into a physical fight with his best friend, his brother also got physical with him for being a fag, and his Mom had to support his dad, and was deeply upset. 
So the kid, packs his shit and comes to L.A.  He lived with a friends cousin in the Valley.  He landed a job as a Personal Assistant to a Rich Black lady and now lives in Silverlake in a converted garage with a dog.  He is a really cute young man with a Delicious ASS!
 
So, he had my sticker and did not want to send me an email until he was settled.  The email came in today.  He reminded me about the beer and afternoon.  He said, I am done for the day, can I stop by ur place.  I said, yes. 15 min later he was at my door.  He had regular black hair in a cool 40's style flip haircut.  At BM, his hair was green.  He walked in and was crazy over my BM photography on the walls.  He hugged me and then said, let's finish what we started.  I didn't know we had started anything.  It was just a short connection, I did not share the connection with anybody once I was back at camp. In seconds he was naked, on his knees sucking me.  I was hard very quickly and then the boy was all crazy, I wanted to get fucked.  So I fucked him.  I popped his cherry.  We had the uncomfortable Ass Hole Opening process.  Once it was good to go, it took him a while, we had a good sweaty time.  There is nothing like a 24 yr old almost hairless Boy AssHole.  Fuck!  It wasn't an aggressive fuck as he was figuring things out.  I let him do what he thought he should be doing.  After a while, I told him, Alright, I'm taking over.  He said, what do i do, I said nothing, just be Quiet. I don't like hearing, Oh, fuck Me,Oh it feels.... That doesn't work for me.  Fucking is Animalistic.  Animals don't talk, they grunt.  He says, ok, and is quiet and grunting/moaning, it was funny,  I pinned him down,  I moved his hands away from his dick and I did what I needed to do. He came, I jacked off and unloaded on his hole.
 
The whole thing was very hot.  He is a pretty Latin boy.  He has a smoking Ass.  He did not ask a single question about my household, or any of the pics around the house, Nothing.  He said, I remember u told me that the most bothersome thing about L.A. is everyone having to know how you know this person, or how this set up works.  He says, I am understanding that, now that I'm in L.A.
He dressed up and he shared with me the above drama after BM.  He saw that I still had a hard on, he said, Do you want to fuck me again, I said, yes, I want your ass sideways on the bed.  He jumped back on the bed, and I fucked him again.  He came first again. 
The party ended when his phone started ringing and it was the  Black woman who needed him to handle something ASAP.  This woman apparently runs around with Oprah, and some other big shot Black ladies.
 
Tonight I have an email from him, asking if he can stop by in the morning.  I said, Yes.
So there you have it.
 
WARRIOR

Thursday, February 28, 2013

CLITORAL CONCLAVE

Gus Van Sant’s Promised Land starring a long on the tooth Matt Damon, Frances McDormond and the lovely humpy dork John Krasinksi was screened as part of the recent 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival. I didn’t care to see this movie, and was told by those who did that its not Van Sant at his best, but my old pal the F2M Oscar winning film editor Billy Rich worked on this flick. I’ve known Billy since he was a 17 year old baby dyke crew member of Bruce La Bruce’s Hustler White. Now he is an A-list film editor and handsome homo about town. What is it that turns F2M’s into gay men? M2F’s don’t usually turn into lesbians. Maybe it’s a generational thing as a lot of young queens are kai kai. I love the term kai kai which I gather originates from the large transgender population of Hawaii.

Was sent a few new books that I can’t wait to start reading. Two about the late poet Sylvia Plath--American Isis-The Life and Art of Sylvia Plath by Carl Rollyson and Mad Girl’s Love Song-Sylvia Plath and Life Before Ted by Andrew Wilson. Also Jamaica Kincaids first book in ten years See Now Then and The Real Jane Austen-A Life in Small Things by Paula Byrne.

Lately I find myself being courted by two young filmmakers who want me to be in their movies and share their bone. One is a smokey eyed wild haired Mexican named Nicolas Pereda who is about 30 and is quite sexy in a languid way and the other is a nutters Dane named Jacob Secher Schulsinger who I don’t find attractive. One virile Armenian tranny chaser that certainly floats my proverbial boat is Aram Terzakian of XYZ Films. Mr. Terzakian’s film company partners Nick Spicer and Nate Bolotin are also all wrapped up in the house of Ms. Vaginal Davis. Why am I suddenly irresistible to men? A month ago I was a pariah.

For those of you visiting Berlin late in winter and want to take part in something interesting by a colleague of mine please read below:

Dear Friends:

I will be teaching a workshop at NGBK on the weekend of 16th & 17th of March. This is the first of a series of events taking place at NGBK this year, organised by the Wir Spielen group: http://www.wirspielen.net/

The workshop in March is a two-day event, where we will explore various cut-and-paste and anti-authoritarian writing methods with the intention of collectively creating a Demonstration Poem of our time and place (the Wir Spielen project is inspired by the reading and deconstruction of Mary Ellen Solt’s 1968 play “THE PEOPLEMOVER – A Demonstration Poem”, an amazing text we will also introduce during the workshop). We will also work creating movement and choreography from texts, looking at the performative aspect of written materials.

The practical info:

Saturday 16th from 10:00 til17:00
and
Sunday 17th from 10:00 til 17:00

Registration is required at: info (at) wirspielen.net. We are looking for people who can come for the whole event (both days).

This workshop is for FREE and in English at the NGBK office in Oranienstr. 25 1. OG
Here you will find details of the project and all things happening as part of Wir Spielen:
http://www.wirspielen.net/

Feel free to forward to others who might be interested and write me with any questions.
Thanks! and sorry for any crossposting.

xx
Amelia

Monday, February 25, 2013

MICROCEPHALIC MINSTRELSY

Was treated to a nice luncheon at the Schwarzer Café on Kant Strasse by Ms. Jane Beese of Southbank Centre and the acclaimed Meltdown Festival. It was marvy seeing the lovesexy English Rose Ms. Lady Jane on my home turf. She was in town with the Yoko Ono performances at the Volksbuhne. Ms. Jane and I are like old sisters of the clothe and get on really well like we’ve known each other for ages.

Been feeling a bit of my yearly post birthday depression. You’d be depressed too if you’ve been alive for almost 500 years give or take a few centuries. I am also nervous about going to China for this Anna May Wong/Lucia Joyce project that will be several years in the making, and involves some site specific location scouting. Met the cute Chinese boy operative for the project and told him to see the Anna May Wong films Java Head and Piccadilly. This particular Chinese boy hotsy totsy is tall and very masculine and muscular with full delicious looking pillow lips, pretty shiny black expertly styled and trimmed hair and a bubble Beyonce booty like a black boy----yummy. He is straight, but is so wickedly vain that I believe that he can be seduced if you appeal to his huge ego in the right fashion.

My Muslim warrior Daniel Hendrickson is in Miami Florida with his parents and older brother and sister-in-law enjoying a well deserved vacation in the warm sun. I am so jealous and of course I miss his company as well. Berlin is cold, dark dank and bleak at the moment. O how I am longing for Springtime.

Got this cute note from one of my most talented Bricktops at the ParlourClub children:
Hi Everyone!

I've been working on a new puppet for Seed in the Sand and documenting the progress on my blog. Click the link and check it out!


Best Wishes,

Christiane