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Sunday, May 29, 2011

REJUVENATE WITH KAREN CARPENTER
Rising Stars, Falling Stars Hans Richter tribute last night at Arsenal Institute fur film und video kunst was a blast. The Blue Bros Tim & kJohnny played their little hearts out with great virtuosity, and steamheat was rising from their cello and violin stabbings. And what an audience of international dignataries with a command appearance by the great Lisa Steele(Birthday Suit) and Kim Tomczak the founders of Toronto’s famous Vtape. Lisa and Kim are filled with lovesexxxy Canuckian charms galore. Lisa even had the dearly departed and very much missed artist Will Munroe(Club Vaseline) and Karen Lundgren as students of hers at York University. Miss Karen aka: Kara Hunger is now one of my LA children who I’ve adored since first meeting her when she moved to Los Angeles for grad school at Cal Arts where Ron Athey and I were teaching a block seminar. The vivacious Ms. Steele and Mr. Tomczak are good friends with Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus, who was looking very bright and girlish chatting with artist Maggie Schneider, personable filmmaker and curator Angela Melitopolous, prima ballerina Trixi Cordua, Manuel Schubert of Filmhighlights Internet Radio Magazine and the Portoguese artist Elsa. Little Alex of the Chocolate Grinder Filmkollective styled my wardrobe for the evening and designed my hair and make-up, and I must say I looked ravishing. Alex hails from Greece and is Greek passive, and this evening met a Greek active hunk from his hometown named Jorgos who is the boyfriend of the beautiful Nazli Kilerci who is collaborating with Susanne Sachsse and I on The Communist Bigamist which goes into rehearsal in July. The fearless leader of kollective CHEAP Ms. Sachsse was resplendid as always with her beau film historian Marc Siegel and gorgeous daughter Salome Gersh with her co-star Zofia from the Yael Bertran installation film that will be part of the Polish Pavillion at the Venice Biennale. Also seen: Australian fagademic Damon Young with Anand his cute Malgaysian scientist pal from Harvard and Rising Stars virgins DJ Snax with his hot humpy young boyfriend.
I don’t know what possessed me to go to the closing night of The Wilde Duck at Praeter, but with Little Alex we made the trek to Casting Couch Allee. The akshunist installation was mobbed by drunken Saturday nite revellers who were not getting it for the most part. Marc Siegel and Susanne Sachsse braved the binge drinking hordes which I couldn’t take so I left. Here is Marc’s report:
Hey Ms. D RSFS was a pleasure last night! you looked splendid. Susi and I did stay at the Wilde Duck to the bitter end last night-until 5am. But Vegard never showed us his thick meat again and instead the irritating audience got drunker and louder and stupider throughout the night, so that at the end, before they even finished the final scene, Vegard simply closed the curtains on the windows and the lights went on and it was over. But before hand we saw some amazing scenes.
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Jeffreyland Hilbert is one of the funniest, most talented and sexiest men i know. While everyone else in Los Angeles ages he gets younger and younger looking. I don´t know what his secret is. Perhaps it has something to do with coming from Idaho.
When he found out about my little medical procedure he sent me these words of encouragement:

Ladybird,
It’s not really a big deal. I had one about 5 or 6 years ago. They put you under into a “twilight sleep” but you are awake during the procedure – at least I was. It’s better to take this precautionary step now.
It really is a fairly routine procedure and I’m sure most of your male friends have already done it.
Maybe they will find buried treasure in your culo and you can retire.
Xoxox

Friday, May 27, 2011

SCHWEINEFLEISCH BAUCHTANZ
That hilarious Love Camel aka Andrea Novarin just said i should rename my blog in honor of my colonoscopy to Speaking From the Colon. What a card she is. Got lovely emails from big daddy Ron Athey in London, Dr. Jennifer Doyle, Jeffreyland Hilbert, Glen Belverio from Singapore and many others to numerous to mention wishing me well and giving me advice about the colonoscopy procedure. I hate hospitals and going to the doctor. I remember Andy Warhol going to the hospital for a very minor procedure which led to his untimely demise.
The other day i had a sweet breakfast in the Mehringdamn Corridor at the lovely Atlantic Cafe with the handsomest man in Europe Ulrich Ziemons who is off to Chicago and San Francisco where he is working on a project about the legendary underground filmmaker George Kuchar. I connected Uli with my webmaster Larry Bob, and i think they will love each other when Uli gets to the Bay Area. Larry is like a walking encyclopedia and has a German background and can speak fluent Deutsch.
Before starting my fasting and cleansing for my little operation I met with this German man named Holger who has his own private museum devoted to all things Tony Ward. Talk about obsessive. The small museum has photos, sculptures and even a Tony Ward diarama. I was shocked to see an entire wallpaper section of the museum with a photo of Tony that features me from an old magazine in the 80s that we modeled for called In Style. Albert Sanchez took the picture and it was a recreation of a painting by Paul Cadmus. Tony was quite young and very muscular and the location of the photo was the parking lot of the J.J. Newberry's on Hollywood Blvd. I have to admit that HOlger did a good job in displaying this photo with the repetition he uses. I even signed several different copies of Hustler White that he has. Next time you're in Berlin go to the Tony Ward Museum, talk about an adventure off the beaten path.
Someone sent me a link to a YouTube video by the late great Nelson Sullivan that featured Glen Meadmore, Rupaul and I performing "No Money. No Honey" at the Pyramid Club in New York back in the 1980s. I was such a skinny, young bitch back in those days, and the first black queen to wear the platinum blonde look. Rupaul was still in his gritty Starbooty stage. During the performance Glen and I assault a cute young boy which really shocked the New York crowd. I can remember Mommy George Byron admonishing me in her imperial tone, "We don't do that in New York!" In the backstage footage I am handing out old copies of Fertile La Toyah Jackson Magazine to Larry T, LaHoma Van Zandt,Taboo, Santiago aka Hag and Hapi Phace who was the hostess of that evening at The Pyramid. Later in the evening Dean Johnson gave Glen and I serious shade because he wasn't having two queens taller then he was. The only one missing that particular evening was Lady Bunny.
MOEGLICHE BESCHWERDEN NACH DER SEDLERUNG
Just got back from the hospital and my colonoscopy. The prep tonic that you have to take the day before is disgusting.The vanilla flavouring makes it worse.Yuk. The procedure didnt take that long.I didnt even realize I had been put to sleep when i was waking up. Joel Gibb the baby diaper of the Hidden Cameras and his sweet boyfriend Enrico who is a physiotherapist came and fetched me from the klinik. Joel made me a nice little luncheon with carrot and ginger soup as i can't eat solids. Joel and I went had breakfast together Thursday morning and went to see the Wilde Duck at Praeter. We had seen it also on Wednesday night after a lovely dinner with Judy LaBruce and Susanne Sachsse at Azul in Kreuzeberg. Wednesday at The Wilde Duck there were too many people so we grabbed a late nite snack at the Biergarten where i was served by the hunkiest bearded boy with huge hands and dorky glasses. What a pretty creature. I'd love to turn this kid into my new contemporary temporary husband.
Make sure you listen to my internet radio interview with Manuel Schubert of FilmHighlights MultiCult FM. Below is the link if i copy it correctly.

Rising Stars Falling Stars - with Vaginal Davis - May 2011 by filmanzeiger

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

EL CHAPINATOR
That’s what the press in Guatamala is calling the bastard child of The Arnold and his former housekeeper. Looks like Arnold’s children are dropping his surname and using their mother’s name of Shriver in solidarity with her. Well those in the know have given me credit for being the first person to report his infedelities with both women and men. When he was a Venice, CA bodybuilder he was definitely gay for pay to a lot of well-to-do and prominent trolls in Hollywood. That’s how he worked his way into a film career in the first place, like everybody else in LaLaland.
Ran into the sweet and lovely young California scholar Alena Williams the other day. Alena use to be girlfriends with Senol Senturk who has collaborated with me on many CHEAP kollective projects in Berlin. Alena is working on her Phd here in Berlin but she grew up in Valencia, California near Cal Arts went to undergrad at Columbia University and grad school at Harvard. She is a very personable and stylish young lady and has been living in Berlin since 2005 sharing a flat in Kreuzberg with artist/filmmaker Angela Melitoupolous. Gabbing on the street with Alena made me late for dinner at 8 with Katja von Hellsdorf aka Katja Maya who was one of my students from Weissensee Art Academy who I am collaborating on a new music art project in the summer. The dinner meeting went really well and I am thrilled to be doing this project.
Felix Knoke who is in my band Tenderloin and writes for Der Spiegel Online accompanied me to the DRK Klinik in Charlottenberg this afternoon. I was so lucky to have handsome Felix by my side. Friday I will have a colonoscopy procedure performed, which means I will drink some potion that will clean me out completely like an enema, I also have to fast for 24 hours so they can stick a giant dildo TV camera up my tight little astragal. Not looking forward to this in the slightest unless the doctor on Friday is extremely handsome and well built, which I doubt will be the case. Wish me pluck that they don’t find an Alien I or II monster inhabiting my lower intestines or something equally repulsive or troublesome. Please send me some good wishes and healing energies.
Had a wonderful dinner with Djane Olga Damnitz at the Mexican boite Santa Maria in Kreuzberg. Olga is working on a new movie with the German artist/filmmaker Jan Peter Hammer and his Mexican born girlfriend Anna who is writing the scenario. This new film Of Monarchs and Men is a companion piece to his other film The Anarchists Banker. Of Monarchs and Men will star the international star Sarita Choudry of Mississippi Masala and Felix Enslin, the academic son of the RAF’s Gundrin Enslin.
Just received this short story from Hector Martinez in Los Angeles. He wrote it for some friend of his who is collecting an anthology of texts written by gay men about straight men. Hector will read his text aloud at an event, the first time this insurance executive will being doing something like this. I have been encouraging Hector in the creative arena since he was a teenager and its nice to see him taking root and blossoming.
In the 5th grade, this lil Vato was already being called a sissy and most of my elementary buds were keeping their distance from me. In the 6th grade I exploded with fantastic acne formations that led to more distance between me and the regular boys. By the 7th grade I was dealt with the most severe acne-- dried blood, purple lumps that led to tons of name calling. My dude friends that I grew up with would talk to me in class, but most would never have anything to do with me outside of class. I knew and understood the rules, I still recognize and respect those rules.
Petey was a hot blond haired blue eyed boy with a hot ass, and I was in love with him since the 3rd grade. I also knew I wanted to eat his ass! He lived by me and was a white cholo/gangster dude living in South Gate when white people still resided in this lower middleclass south LA suburb. He was absolutely beyond hot!
I was walking home from Jr High, when he rode up behind me on his black Mongoose. He asked me if I was walking home, I said, yes, (it was far), he asked me why I was a Sissy! I said, I wasn't. He asked what was wrong with my face. I rambled off the list of failed medicine and four doctor’s that I had seen.
He asked if I wanted a ride home. I said, where do I sit? He had a boom box tied to the handle bars. He said, “stand on the back wheel stupid.” So I did. He told me to hold on, I put my hands on his shoulders, he said, “You are going to fall stupid”. He put my hands under his arms. I held on to him and he turned his boom box on. “Wishing on A Star” blares out of it. I held on and he rode his bike, super fast, he was jumping off and on the sidewalk, all the way down Southern Ave, from Otis to State Street. I was holding him tightly, touching his body and smelling his 7th grade body odor. I was staring at his gold peach fuzz trail down his lower back and into his white boxers. I was closing my eyes imagining that I was just as pretty as he was. I was hoping that we were friends and I was in love with him in real life. The song ended and he stopped to rewind the cassette and played it again. I took a sneak sniff of my hands that reaked of his pits! I was so happy, but I didn't want him to see me smile, he kept telling me, hold on, stupid! I was holding on, my chin hit his white t-shirt and left a small blood mark on it. I was always bleeding from somewhere on my face. I looked at the stain and closed my eyes. I kept hearing every lyric from the song in slow motion as he sang along and peddled.
As we hit State Street, we had to make a left and pass thru some ghetto Apartments. I knew that we would possibly see his homies, Gibby, Angel and Ruben. All of whom I knew and grew up with and all of them terrorized me. We made a left on State Street and Petey jumped onto the curb as we crossed the street. When we landed he pushed his body back and knocked me off the bike. I fell on the side walk, he took off, I cleaned myself off and crossed to the opposite side of the street. I did not want to pass by Petey and his homies on the same side of the street.
As I passed by them on the opposite side of the street, they all started calling me the usual names, spitting loogies at me, and making girly gestures, but it didn't matter. In the background was Petey’s boom box playing “Wishing on a Star” once again.
I made it home, locked myself in the bathroom and jacked off while smelling my hands with Petey’s arm pit smell on them thinking about his light peach fuzz trail.
The song “Wising on a Star” I’ve held in high esteem in my music collection ever since that day. I have fucked young men to that song. I had made pacts with the Devil with that song, despite all my semen offerings to Satan that punk ass Beelzebub motherfucker never came thru to rid me of the acne that plagued me well into my days in the United States Marines.
So there you have it! I wish I had been smart enuf to have elevated myself from mere ugly fucked up skin kid, to the respectable status of a noble young monster.

Monday, May 23, 2011

SCHWANGERSCHAFT UND STILLZEIT
Phillip Rossler the rising star of Germany’s conservative FDP party is ethnically Vietnamese adopted by Germans. When I saw him splashed across the TV news in my hotel I thought that maybe he was Eursasian. So it seems his collegue the uber icky major fug trunket Guido Westewelle is out of the political last picture show.
On the weekend i went back to The Wilde Duck, the akshunist crack cocaine piece by Vegard Vinge and Ida Mueller that is in front of the Praeter. Some nice scenes of big dicque thickerousness, psychik surgery, shrill domesticata, music squall and economic bladdery. Ms. Mueller’s creepy mask’s and genius costumes& cardboard cobbler sets seem to mirror the gross leaders of the world. I took a dinner break from viewing to munch at Maria Bonita on Danziger Strasse the best Mexican eatery in Berlina.
Wouldn’t it be grand if Vinge/Mueller were on Broadway? Reminds me of when my dearly departed New York mentor Miss Mommy George Bryon treated me to Carol Channing in a revival of Hello! Dolly. Every time she opened that famous mouth she received a standing ovation. It was so old school it was new school. Loved it! Mommy also took me to see David Drake’s The Night Larry Kramer Fist Fucked Me which I hated.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

NUR EIN WÖLKCHEN
That studly Syberian artist extroidinaire Slava Mogutin who i love dearly is having a big solo show in New York. Below is the info:

Dear art stars and their admirers,

Please save the date for my upcoming NY solo show SUDDENLY LAST SUMMER, opening on Saturday June 4th, from 3 to 6 PM, at AS IF Gallery in Harlem:

529 Manhattan Ave @ 122 Street
New York, NY 10027
http://www.asifgallery.com/
Tel: 646 338 2140

Curated by the legendary Diego Cortez, the show is based on my brand-new medium-format series of intimate portraits of friends and lovers shot last summer in natural settings of New York and Colorado.

The title is inspired by the Tennessee Williams classic play about repressed homosexuality, lobotomy
and cannibalism--a seemingly perfect combination (in 1959 the play was made into a brilliant movie with Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, and Katharine Hepburn).

In conjunction with the show I'm presenting a box set of 25 images, 5" x 5" each, edition of 25 copies.

Please contact AS IF for further details and inquiries: asif@asifgallery.com

Look forward to seeing you all at the opening!

With love always,
Slava

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O and the latest CHEAP mailing list by that Ernie Kovaks of film historians Marc Siegel.

Dear CHEAP Friends,

It has been a long time since I've recommended something at the Volksbühne,
but Vegard Vinge and Ida Müller's DIE WILDENTE playing right now (for free!)
24 hours a day until May 28 at Prater is truly remarkable. They are
presenting a "Kastanienallee Tourist Version" of their notorious over twelve
hour production of Ibsen's play. It is funny, perverse, brilliant, moving,
addictive...the best thing I've seen in theater since Reza Abdoh. But you
neither have to know jack (or even care) about Ibsen, nor give a hoot for
theater to enjoy it. Vinge/Müller's piece­part installation, part action­is
something else. Check it out one or more than one day this week or your life
might just be lacking!

...and don't forget to mark your calendars for the next Rising Stars,
Falling Stars, the breast way to appreciate silent films! This Saturday, May
28 at 9pm at the Arsenal Vaginal Davis presents films by radical German
experimentalist Hans Richter with live musical accompaniment by the Brothers
Blue, Tim and Kjohnny.This internationally celebrated film chitchat event
with its post-screening redhot foyer reception hosted by Ms Davis attracts
the young and the evil, the provincial and the non-Berliners, the tired and
the non-academics, the beautiful and the Canadians, the entertaining and the
curators, the politically acceptable and the Netanyahu supporters, the
Badiou fans and the interesting, the film scholars and those you like to
talk to, the fashionable and our friends, the Vaginal Davis enthusiasts and
the sane....and many many more, maybe even you too!

Rising Stars Falling Stars: A Tribute to Hans Richter
Sat, May 28 at 9pm
Arsenal
Potsdamerstr. 2
www.arsenal-berlin.de

Hope to see you there!

Warmly
Marc


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CHEAP Summer Plans

*Spend a few days of your summer with Mario Montez and me (and many others)
in Wroclaw, Poland at the fabulous Era New Horizons Festival! Many Germans
seem unaware of the fact that there is a country with a rich cultural past
and present right next door to them. Join Mario and me in Wroclaw from July
23-28 for a Jack Smith retrospective featuring the likes of Jim Hoberman,
Ela Troyano, Uzi Parnes, Stefanie Schulte Strathaus and others! a great
city, delicious food, tons of great films, and some wonderful people! for
info:
http://www.enh.pl/index.do?lang=en

*AND get ready for One Flaming Day in a Rented World: A Rare Berlin Evening
with MARIO MONTEZ at the Arsenal at the end of July 2011!

and this other little note from Marcu about The Wild Duck:

Oh, and miss d: you are bumming that you weren't at the wild duck last
night. Susi and I struck pay dirt as we not only saw four or five amazing
scenes, but then went to get a beer and came back for a last look only get
Vegard jumping around conducting the music and then jumping up right in
front of our window and whipping out his dick and rubbing it around
literally as if he were doing it for just us two. Then he lied on the ground
took out the dick and conducted it, slapping it, playing with it and then
slapping his fine ass until he turned over on his back and pissed on himself
again, before getting up and crazily conducting and leaving again. Wow!

We're off to it again today later in the afternoon/evening!

Love
m

Saturday, May 21, 2011

MY TITTIES ARE TOO BIG
Received this cute little emug from the Love Camel aka: Andrea Novarin who works for the BFI in London. No one makes me laugh more then my best girlie friend the world famous Camel.

Oh Doll,
I am just moving somewhere else in London and I have found a much bigger room, which is not that expensive and in the Camden area but away from the crowd and the noise. This way I could cycle, walk or take a bus to work and avoid the fugly tube.
I am thinking about setting up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back. They know they will be saved. But when the Rapture comes, what will become of all the loving pets who are left behind? I really think there is a gap in the market for that, especially in your home country. I am sorry that you haven’t had any hot affairs in Hamburg. Are there any hippos in their zoo?
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NYU Performance Scholar Tavia Nyongo who is half Kenyan and American just like US President Barrach Obama is back in Berlin for the summer. I met with him and his personable German swimmer pal Sebastian at the spacious flat he is living at on Lausitzer Strasse in Kreuzeberg. We then walked in the Spring rain to Moviemento Kino on Kottbusser Damn to attend the Community Romance program curated by artist/filmmaker Liz Rosenfeld. There was a nice whirl of excitement in the air for this event which featured a vast collaboration of local artists who contributed to working on La Rosenfeld’s newest film Frida y Anita.
Ms. Rosenfeld did a great job of curating the program of shorty shorts as it was the perfect length. The Aussie filmmaker Sam Icklow’s Screen Tests had a nice tableaux quality to them. At first when I saw the title I was about to groan as I am sick of riffs on Warhol but it seems his inspiration came from Tippi Hendren and that’s a great starting point. The film in the program that really stole the show was Maikaefer Flieg by Tom Weller a tranny boi who for two years has recorded his voice changing while singing a German nursery rhyme. It was quite brilliant.
Frida y Anita started off lovely with a letter in Spanish from young Frida to her German born father in Mexico. I adored the silent film aesthetic and the lead performance of Greek beauty Margeaux as Frida plus gorgeous cameo appearances from local starinas like Katherine Klewinghaus and Mad Kate. The initial appearance of Anita Berber played by Richard Hancock was genius---in only showing an arm and floating movement representing a dance performance. I would have left it at that if I was at the helm as modern affectations as piercings and dred locks I find distracting for a period setting. But Liz Rosenfeld is definitely a young,mercurially beautiful talent that intrigues me and I am anxious to watch her bloom.
After the screening I headed to the Jewish Muslim’s compound with film historian Marc Siegel and Susanne Sachsse. The JM Daniel Hendrickson was just back from Prague. At Moviemento Kino saw scholar and curator Tim Studkin, feminist filmmaker Evie Europa Ruesseler and that uber friendly walking career British curator Ian White aka: Miz Gorgeous.
I had missed the Arsenal’s screenings of Otto Preminger’s Carmen Jones starring Dorothy Dandridge and Bonjour Tristese starring Jean Seberg, so to make up for that I went and saw Martin Scorcese’s juicy film version of the Edith Wharton novel The Age of Innocense starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Michele Pfeiffer and Winona Ryder with a Wharton like narration by Joanne Woodward.
Had a long Skype talk with my beautiful child of high New York art Jonathan Berger who is planning a big musical benefit for Lia Gangitano’s Participant Inc. Gallery next year that he wants me to be the hostess to this gala that will be called Participacalypse Now! And will feature performances by Antony & the Johnsons, Sonic Youth, Liquid Liquid, and hopefully appearances by Michael Stipe of REM and Joel Gibb of the Hidden Cameras.
Jonathan also told me the gossip about the Barbara Gladstone/Jack Smith exhibit which he feels is a horrible, shallow, insensitive presentation of Smith and inherently wrong on every level. Those of you in New York who have seen it send the doll an emug and tell me your opinion.
The other day I found a cute photo I took of Tim Tierney from my old Club Sucker at the Garage days. Tim was a cute dork that use to go out with one of my favorite punk rock lady friends Valerie Vaughn who is one of the most stylish punk fashion interpreters to come out of Hollywood. Valerie has amazing taste and was doing looks in the early 80s that surpassed all the other young punkettes at the time. I will always remember how hot she looked wearing one of Fertile La Toyah Jackson’s designs for Retail Slut in a Scratch Magazine fashion show. Well anyway Valerie and Tim had gone out and broken up and Tim had come by Club Sucker to bemoan the breakup and we wound up going out to dinner at Taylor’s SteakHouse and I told him that he should get back together with Valerie as she is really incredible and he would never find a girl like her ever again as she was one of a kind. Well we started drinking whiskey sours, and Taylor’s makes the best and luckily I lived very close to Taylor’s in Korea Town so Tim didn’t have to drive that far as he was a bit tipsy. Tim is the nephew of the b-movie actors Scott Brady and Lawrence Tierney. Lawrence Tierney was known as a rough and tumble actor who drank & brawled away his Hollywood career but made a comeback in the early 90s with Quentin Tarrentino’s Reservoir Dogs. Tim actually looks very much like his famous uncle when the man was young, except that Tim is a bit fey with what I would say is some sugar in his tank. At the time Tim was a Science grad student at UC Santa Barbara and had driven down to LA just to hang out with me. Well he was supposed to spend the night at a friend’s house but conveniently he wasn’t able to get ahold of that friend so he wound up spending the night with me sharing a bed. We had a few more nightcaps before retiring and while under the covers I felt a poking of my backside by something really huge. To my surprise and delight Tim possessed one of the longest fatest penises I have ever beheld. How Valerie kept that a secret from underground Hollywood society is a marvel.
His penisaurus looked even bigger because of his skinny body. Well we fooled around a bit and he tried to plow me with that thing, but of course I was not able to accommodate such a monster in my tight virgin puddy. Lord knows i gave it the old college try, and Tim even admitted that he had planned on seducing me from the start. Word to the ladies! beware of unassuming shy acting nerds.
They can be lethal. Even performing fellatio upon such a member was difficult. Its so funny because his movie actor uncle’s Scott Brady and Lawrence Tierney are also known for their large appendages so it must run in the family.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

FUNERAL DILDO BLUES
Had a delightful meeting with director Rosa von Praunheim at his huge atelier in Charlottenberg.After 13 years Rosa has finished editing Marta and Hilde the film that I starred in as Marta Fuetwonger with Selene Luna as Hilde Waldo.Rosa screened it for me and it looks amazing and is hilarious.We filmed it in 1998 at Villa Aurora in Pacific Palisades, where Marta and Hilde actually lived.The film will be screened next year as part of Rosa´s big 70th birthday celebration where he will make and screen 70 films in one year.He has the project all layed out in his studio with big charts on the walls.Rosa has a pet snake which didnt sit too well with this woman who cannot stand creepy crawley slithery creatures.

Later that evening i met with Joel Gibb the handsome and sexy baby diaper of the Hidden Cameras in front of Praeter to see the performance installation Wild Duck based on the writings of Henrik Ibsen that is the latest creation from those insane Norweigans Ida Müller and big thick dicked Vegard Vinge.It is actually not a new piece, they first did it in Oslo in a regular theatre, but this format is more of an akshunist installation and let me tell you it is one incredible endurance trial that lasts 24 hours a day for two weeks.I am too old to do that kind of work, the last endurance fests i curated and participated in was Visions of Excess and Platinum Oasis and those pieces almost killed me. Vegard is one sexxxy motherfucker and he and Ida are visionaries.The costumes,sets and sound and use of repetition of gesture and movement is something that Berlin and the world needs right now at this time and place. This piece is addictive. I didnt want to leave but it is uncomfortable standing for so long when you have gout, so i had to bail for a dinner break with Joel and later joined by Lady Peaches, and her man Connie, Susanne Sachsse, Enrico Dallman and his friend Mike we watched the piece some more then took another repreive at the Praeter Beirgarten for a snack and drinks. Didnt wind up leaving till 2am, but boy was it worth it.

The installation in front of the WAU Cafe called Ship of Fools, doesn´t compare to The Wilde Duck. Ship of Fools is cute but being that i am so tall trying to negotiate such a tiny narrow space was nerve wracking and claustrophobic. But if you are a tiny person it is the perfect installation for you.

Just got this sweet note from one of my brilliant former NYU students Marc Arthur who also helps maintain my blog with Larry Bob Roberts. Marc just produced and directed an amazing version of Peter and the Wolf with a cast of children and he has gotten rave reviews.

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Hey Ms. Davis,
It's taken me a bit to get back to you because I've just been so busy working and running around doing 1 million things. New York is no joke and I may be getting a little worn out. Paying rent, promoting my own work and negotiating all of this art world drama can be so overwhelming, it makes a person want to run away to the seclusion of the woods.

on the other hand...

Peter and the Wolf was a huge success! We sold out every show (the house held 150). The production was really epic, with glitter cannons, nearly naked 14 year old boys and gallons upon gallons of Herman Nitsch style messy paint. I put everything into the piece and was so happy and proud with how it went. Here is a link with pictures from the show:

http://marc-arthur.com/peterandthewolf/?page_id=257

Here is a blog review of the show:

http://minorprogression.com/2011/03/24/peter-and-the-wolf-recapped/

Not sure why the DeRohan link wasn't working. I put it up again with the same old link and it now looks like it is working. So you haven't seen him? Has he embraced his sexuality, what ever that may be? I mean, is he running around Berlin sucking dick? or pussy? or is it just that nasty gaysians are chasing him?

My sex life has been VeRy spiCy and exCitng lately. I am still seeing matthew who you met at your opening. And recently we have opened up our relationship. It's a funny story actually because for the longest time I wanted an open relationship and he did not. This was annoying but I dealt with the situation because he's a great bf. Then I caught him cruising online! to think he would cruise online while simultaneously not want an open relationship that he knew I wanted!> anyways we had a very long lesbionic conversation that lasted like 24 hours and now it seems as if there is a new guy in our bed every night.

Let me see,the highlight was probably when matthew brought home this really hot Mexican dude from a bar. His name was Enrico and he had the thickest penis i've ever witnessed - literally thicker than a beer bottle. It was crazy. Matthew and I took turns trying to fit it in our mouths but all we could really do was get it wet on the head because it was so ginormous. Matthew was feeling adventurous enough to try and take it. He sucked my dick while Enrico fucked him. Matthew was in so much pain because it was so big that he was screaming what could have sounded like murder. Eventually he got over this and started to enjoy it but by that time it was too late.. we live in a very old building and the walls are very thin. The neighbors were banging on the door and they wouldn't stop knocking. I put my clothes on and answered the door. The man from downstairs was very concerned and apparently had almost called the police because he thought someone was being murdered. I looked him straight in the eye and I said, "ya, my friend is being murdered by a huge cock. But he loves it. so it's fine don't worry" Slammed the door and returned to the scene of the crime. Matthew was now on his back and Enrico was really pounding away. Mathew couldn't take it any more and started to cum. I quickly slobbered this up and then shortly after swallowed enrico's thick messy load. Which smelled so delicious, like stinky cheese with mangoes. I did not cum which kind of sucked which was all the neighbors fault for intervening.

How are things going with you in Berlin? Did you win the award? Was it for the obies? I REALLY want to come to Berlin this summer but I don't have enough money. I'm going to stay here and cruise coney island instead.

hearts,
marc

Sunday, May 15, 2011

AENDERE DIE VERGANGENHEIT
One of my wonderfully talented Bricktops at the Parlour girls, Christiane Cegavske who produced the first Bricktops baby is filming a new animated feature. Besides being a filmmaker, and top notch artist she is also a clothing designer and is the best model for her work as she, her child and ex-husband would always be at Bricktops wearing some of the most unique and spectacular outfits. See the info below and feel fortunate to contribute to her next project and support a rad young talent and working single mom reach her full potential.
Hi Everyone,
I am nearly ready to begin filming my newest animated feature, Seed in the Sand!
I've just launched my Kickstarter project to raise the funds to purchase the equipment that will make it possible to start. Now you've got a chance to help out and to get some great rewards! Check it out! Pledge if you can and help spread the word.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/978812285/seed-in-the-sand
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Had a gloriously delicious dinner at Felix Knoke’s flat in Neu Koelln where he made this gourmet vegemated lasagna dish and spring awakening salad. Felix is a journalist with Der Spiegel Online and is one of my bandmates in my new art/music project Tenderloin. Cute Felix is also in Glen Meadmore’s European touring band along with Jan Klesse and the members of the Munich alt rock band The Lazy. Enjoying Felix’s wonderful and nutritious meal was Jan Klesse and Joel Gibb the baby diaper of the Canadian band The Hidden Cameras. After feasting we started writing a few new songs for Tenderloin which I might add came out quite good. One song is called “The Man Who Loved Too Much” and is loosely based on the old Bette Davis/Lesley Howard film Of Human Bondage.
The other day had a Skype call from Hector Martinez who is a successful executive with Affleck Insurance Company in Los Angeles.I’ve known Hector since he was about 15 years old and use to come into Hollywood from the Latino suburb of South Gate to see me perform with The Afro Sisters in the early and middle 80s. Hector just gave up his lease on an office space at the famous Library Tower in Downtown LA which is the tallest building in the city. It seems like this highrise is losing tenants at a rapid rate. Over the years of being in the building Hector developed a nice relationship with the Latina cleaning lady crew who of course knew all the hottest gossip not fit for print about the tenants occupying the building. At present the library tower is only half filled.Things started going downhill for the building when a big law firm left the skyscraper for cheaper offices digs nearbye. The cleaning ladies get treated badly by most of the tenants in the building who don’t see them as humans but only as janitorial machines. When Hector’s lease was up he decided not to renew, and the management company of the building even offered to lower his rent if he stayed. It seems like there is a lot of after hours hanky panky going on at the library tower as some tenants use their offices to have wild sex whorgies. Talk about your towering enferno.
The other day someone emailed me a picture of Tippi Hendren (Melanie Griffith’s mother/mother-in-law to Antonio Bandares)from Alfred Hitchcocks classic shocker The Birds, and it reminded me of the LA drag queen Trixie, who did a great impersonation of Ms. Hendren at the old 4 Star Saloon on Santa Monica Blvd back in the 1980s. I wonder what happened to Miss Trixie who was good friends with another LA queen named Gender. Miss Trixie’s best girlfriend was a pretty black queen named Coco who looked like a younger RuPaul. Poor CoCo was shot and and killed in Vaseline Alley one night by the drug cartel she was stiffing as a dealer to the WeHo drug circuit. Does anyone out their in cyberland also remember Miss Erica Townsend who was the host of the long running Tuesday Nite Drag Search Competition at the Four Star Saloon in the 80s? RuPaul when she briefly lived in LA competed at DragSearch and won as his former persona of StarBooty. I entered the contest once singing a Cholita song and Miss Erica said I was pretty but needed her to do my makeup. Being a traditional drag queen, Miss Erica wasn’t accepting my off kilter punky avant garde style of drag, but in all fairness she wasn’t as harsh about it as a lot of other queens of the era. The last thing I heard about Miss Erica was that she had to skipp town for Vegas, and of course drugs were somehow involved . I will never forget one time going by the Four Star Saloon on Thursdays which was The Limbo Lounge nite, and was the rare evening in which East and West Hollywood met. Erica was locked in her little wooden shed in the tiny dressing room madly sewing beads on a gown.
The late Billy Limbo was the creator of the Limbo Lounge which was a weekly party that featured hostess Nova China a queen who worked a giant boa constrictor into her act. The star of the Limbo Lounge was Glen Meadmore who every week did an outrageous performance that kept audiences having to go to the hospital for jaw replacement surgery. Billy was a nice but odd fag with a huge penis and muscular body. He was the resident DJ at the Four Star and had been a normal gay stud on the prowl who got tired of having sex with homo normative types and decided to turn punk and screw all the alterna faggots.
Received two cute letters from my former students. One from Marie Norman a sweet talented girl who was in my class at the Malmo Art Academy in Malmo Sweden. She sent me the latest of her short experimental films, this one dealing with prostitution. Can’t wait to watch it, and also my adoreable USC student Connor Flanagan who collaborated with me on dejecta/protecta in January sent me a loving letter that included an essay he wrote about me for class which was very well written and insightful. Connor will be studying abroad in the fall so hopefully we will hang out either in Berlin or London where I will perform “Memory Island” on October 29th at the Tate Modern, and will be conducting Live Art Workshops with the students at Goldsmith College as part of an art conference curated by the lovesexy Gavin Butt called Trashing Performance.
Jonathan Berger my dreamy young child of high art in New York just sent me this link concerning an article on Justin Bond
http://justinbond.com/?page_id=572 .
The great and glorious Ms. Bond was just profiled in New York Magazine. A Facebook controversy cropped up when Justin wrote about not being happy with certain elements in the write up. In the her wonderful blogina she articulately explains herself.
I can’t tell you how many interviews I have done in mainstream straight and gay publications where they had a preconceived notion about me and my work and had pretty much written the article before the interview.
Gay periodicals are sometimes the worse offenders. I also hate when journalists are lazy and don’t do their homework. I don’t do much journalism writing these days as the pay is horrendous but when I worked for The LA Weekly, Zoo and Dutch Magazine I was always fully prepared for my interviews with celebs and other personalities.
In reading the New York magazine profile I agree with Justin that the tone was odd. It almost seemed like to me that the writer can’t believe that someone from the underground has been able to somewhat crossover into a more high profile arena, and that he feels that Justin’s talent doesn’t completely merit her being recognized along with more mainstream stars like Rufus Wainwright or Jake Shears of the Sissor Sisters.
Last night was my first counseling session as part of Hannah Hurtzig’s Die UnToten Mobile Academy Kongress at Kampnagel in Hamburg. I had a fun time, but was completely excrement for brains as I suffered from insomnia the night before traveling to Hamburg. One of the Kampnagel’s cute personable assistants Edna from Bremen picked me up at the central train station and checked me into the nice comfy boutique Heikotel am Stadtpark near the Kampnagel. Later a young blondine boy named Bjorn who is a musician and artist friend of lovesexxy Melissa of Chicks on Speed fetched me and whisked the doll to the Congress.Before I started my first counseling session I hung out with Melissa, Nadine and the Chicks on Speed crew at their exciting VooDoo hut installation where i got to drink some hallucinagen root drink and snort natural cocaine with menthol in it. Ran into Evie Europa Ruesseler who has been taking care of her mother’s chicken farm outside of Hamburg. After my counseling sesh Evie hung out with me back at the hotel and showed me a copy of Teddy’s Bestiary-Letters to the Parents, a fantastic new film about Teddy Adorno, his mother, aunt and their love of Hippos at the Berlin Zoo. This film has been Evie’s labour of love for the past 4 years. I star in the movie and really was excited to finally see it edited. Evie plans on having a private screening at bbooks soon and I will give you details in this very blog.
The first day of the Congress one of my counselees was the famous choreographer Johan Roller who lives in Berlin and Australia. We had a lovely little chat. Because of my insomnia the night before coming to Hamburg I didn’t feel like I was very effective, but people overhearing the conversations said that it was fine. I am of course my worse critic. Judy La Bruce’s collaboration with Susanne Sachsse Ulriche’s Brain was the akshunist event of the Congress. The set looked amazing and the gaggle of young people involved with the project included Jonathan Johnson, Stefan Sandrock, Saskia Timm, Heiko Alberti on camera, Bernd Schoch sound & music, Marc Teuscher costume, Katja-Inga Baldowski; make-up Maria Trifu and special effects make-up by Kim May. Hamburg has a great scene of creative youth who are eager beaver to explore and get down in the proverbial dirt.
Had wonderful moments with the marvelous Kampnagel staff and crew like sexy John Wayne is big leggy Simon who was my escort from the hotel to the venue. On Friday we missed each other and I got into the SUV of a total stranger thinking that he was from the theatre, and Hamburgarians are so friendly that he took me to my destination. The man could have been a sexual maniac. It became the talk of the Congress, and poor Simon saw me get into the wrong car and followed to make sure I was safe and sound. Also had great conversations with Kampnagel Intendanz Amelie Deufhard, Ekkehard Ehlers the gifted composer and music theorist who also suffers from gout and was very comforting to me about having this old fashion illness, the famous Thomas Meinecke and his beautiful and vivacious wife, plus Mark Ravenhill, Sandy Stone and so many others too numerous to mention here.
Also participating in my section of charismatic counseling or Beratungen was juicy Nicolas Siepen from bbooks, Christiane Voss and legendary theatre director Barbara Bilabel who came in elaborate Day of the Dead make-up and costume.
Saturday in the late morning I got to spend quality time with fearless leader of CHEAP Susanne Sachsse and Anna Muelter when they treated me to a glorious breakfast at this cute café and then we took a walk around this breathtaking lake.
I missed the big Kampnagel dance party because I went back to my hotel to take a disco nap and didn’t wake up till 6:30 in the morning.

Thursday, May 05, 2011

THE SLURP RANCH
Last night was Glen Meadmore’s final Berlin appearance lording Shade Inc at NBI. What a phenomenal evening and Ms. Meadmore and her band were just perfect in every way. The trenddoid young crowd didn’t know exactly what to make of Lady Meadmore and her cowlick thrash as Berliners are so enamored of the electro/tecno sound. There were definitely some members of the audience who had a clue, and got what Ms. Meadmore was delivering.
Brazilian hunk Ricardo who is the host of Shade Inc.(formerly known as Berlin Hilton) the long running Wednesday nite party, was gracious and accommodating. I took a long disco nap as I knew I’d be staying up until the wee hours, which isn’t something that I normally do.
The crowd was a who’s who of notables including the Winnipeg born Miss Meadmore’s fellow Canuck’s Dicky Doo from Vancouver who now is based in Berlin, and the queen of all Berlina Royale - Peaches looking love sexy and trim in a designy parachute dress.
It was fun flirting with handsome Weiland Speck of the Berlinale’s Panorama Section who was with visiting French underground queer filmmaker Lionel Soukaz who did a presentation earlier in the evening at Basso, translator to the academic shtars Daniel Hendrickson is a big Meadmore fan and had to see him perform even though Daniel was exhausted from work deadlines and leaves Berlin this morning to attend star scholar Douglas Crimp's Retrospektacle at the Pompodour Ctr in Paris.
Ran into big peniled Scandanavian Nicolas Tange Lane of the artband Nuclear Family,baby diaper Joel Gibb of the Hidden Cameras with his perky bullet nipples driving all the boys crazy, fagademic and Dolores Hart look-a-like Sean Nye, Miss Joana and her beau Felix Knoke of Der Spiegel Online, Larry T the famed NYC DJ and songwriter who created electro clash, looking healthy and wholesome celebrating being sober for 13 years. Both Glen and I go way back with Mr. Larry T. who is still a raging good time Sally.
Peaches Does Herself star Danny the Tranny mingling through the crowd topless, Cherie Lily the celebrity personal trainer and creator of House Aerobics, DJ ingenue Marius Funk and gorgeous actor Max Irons the striking son of British star Jeremy Irons.
Tuesday evening Ms.Meadmore & Co. performed in Hamburg at the Golden Poodle to a jam packed and enthusiastic throng that included Judy LaBruce and Susanne Sachsse.
After performing at Shade Inc. Glen, his juicy keyboard player Jan Klesse and I had an early morning breakfast at the Shwartzer Café on Kant Str in Wilmorsdorf where we laughed and gossiped in a girlish like fashion till 5 in the morning. Wish I could have had more time with Glen Meadmore one of the most underrated talents in this world. She is a true legend, and international treasure who i love.
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Just found out that former child star Jackie Cooper died age 88. I loved Jackie Cooper in the Our Gang Comedies and his dramatic work at MGM in the early 1930s.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

ICH TRAELLERE NIE ZUM VERGNUEGEN
Met with Hanna Hurtzig of Black Market and Mobile Academy fame and her lovely young assistant Carena who looks like Chiara Mastrianni the daughter of Catherine Denueve. We gals had a great time gabbing about what I will be doing for Hannah’s next congress at Kampnagel in Hamburg from May 12-14 called The Undead.Bruce La Bruce and Susanne Sachsse will also be on hand presenting Ulricka’s Brain.
I like Hannah. She’s sexy, stylish and sophisticated wearing her heart on her sleave.
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Sunday morning was a fabu bruncheon with Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus of Arsenal Institute for Film und Video Kunst at Kaiserstein on the Mehringdamn Corridor. Riding our bikes to the bistro we both dodged lots of pre May Day broken bottles in the streets. The weather has chilled and is more like early winter then the first month of Spring, but that didn’t cloud our girlish enthusiasm or delight. Spending quality time with Frau Schulte Strathaus is always a joy beyond compare.
Later in the day the Jewish Muslim Daniel Hendrickson came by the Cheese Endique Trifecta to help the doll get her Skype back on tap. The JM is so much better at technical matters then the poor helpless Vagimule doll. After dealing with MIS issues we hankered down for some Indian food at this little boite on Akazian Str where the 5 foot nothing moody waiter wasn’t exactly featuring either one of us, but especially my queer as folk asstrovar. In fact the tiny morsel of a man is somewhat of a glumpy Gus. If the food wasn't so good at this joint, I wouldn't patronize them.
Monday the Muslim went with me to visit that touch of Minx, Dr. Steffan Minx whose medical practice in Kreuzberg mixes both eastandwest philosophy kingdoms. 2 years ago Dr. Minx diagnosed the doll with gout which is an inflammation of acids in the joints. After the initial bout it went away, and I got busy with a steady stream of performance work, but I was determined to change my diet habits. Well the gout has returned and my right foot swelled up like a baby elephant plus my left elbow is also stiff and pumped up. Gout is a weird disease, you can’t walk from the pain for a few days and then it kind of goes away only to rear its ghidra like head. So the next few months I am going to be making lots of guest appearances at various doctors and specialists. Thank god I have private health insurance. I didn’t when I lived in the states.
Last Sunday it was a brilliantly warm and balmy Easter and La Susanne Sachsse cooked a glorious feast that was delicious and healthy framed in love. There is no finer table in all of Europe then that of the divine, famous hostess Ms. Susi, the fearless leader of kollective CHEAP. Those gathered included Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus, Piero Bellomo of La Collezione with Daniel Hendrickson, Marc Siegel the film historian’s historian who is now teaching at the famous Frankfurt School three days a week and the young generation of CHEAP that includes twins Salome & Richard Gersh and Richie’s girlfriend Miss Vicki.
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Monday was Glen Meadmore day as the 6’9’’ Canadian crooner performed a raucus set of kuntry cowpunk at Monster Ronson’s Rock Fag Bar in Friedrichshain. I had never been to Monster Ronson’s, as I am not a fan of karaoke, but had a delightful time at the club whose owner, bartenders, soundman and staff are quite sweet and accommodating. Even suffering with gout I managed to dance myself silly with Felix Knoke of Der Spiegel Online and his beautiful girlfriend Joana. Felix is also in my new band Tenderloin along with Jan Klesser. Later Felix & Jan joined Glen on stage as backup singer and percussionist wearing a sexy matching hustler white outfit with Jan who played keyboard. The rest of the hot, horny and born again gang is Jan‘s cousin Simon on bass, Tilly on guitar and Thomas the lean and mean muscular drummer. Glen‘s amazing band are also in the award winning Munich combo The Lazy.
Berlin was really in for a hoe down treat. Enjoying the spectacle: writer Travis Jeppeson, baby diaper Joel Gibb of the Hidden Cameras, Tennessee Claffin of ClubPork at Ficken 3000, American fagademic Sean Nye, artist Lydia Hamann & Co., and my visiting rapper second cousin Lady Nicki Minaj.
I joined Ms. Meadmore on stage to sing the song “No Money, No Honey” from Meadmore’s second LP Squawbread 1988. On the recorded version of the Amoeba Records classic features vocals from the Vagimule, RuPaul,Iris Parker of Madam X, and Melanie Gold the daughter of Ernest Gold and Marnie Nixon and sister to Andrew Gold(Lonely Boy). I can’t believe 24 years has passed since I first sang on that record.
Meadmore & Company have a show in Hamburg, but return to Berlin to play at Shade Inc.(formerly Berlin Hilton) at NBI on Wednesday May 4th at midnight. Its your last time to see some extraordinary musical majick in Berlin before the giant diva returns to Los Angeles.
Today baby diaper Joel Gibb of the Hidden Cameras and the Berlinale's Panorama chief Weilland Speck came by my Cheese Endique Studio to bring me healthy gout free food and info on staying healthy with the disease. Mr. Gibb just returned from Djing at the Queer Zagreb Festival, and Mr. Speck who has been diagnosed with gout for five years is on his way to the Cannes Film Festival. It was quite a treat for this little lady having such handsome famous men in my humble studio.
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Just found out that architect Eldon Davis died age 94. Mr. Davis is one of the famed googie mid-century space age architects. A perfect example of his work is the Pann‘s Coffee Shop in Inglewood that was built in 1958. One thing I miss living in Europe is LA style counter culture.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

CINELIBRE BEZIEHT STELLUNG ZUR KULTURBOTSCHAFT
Last night was glorious at Rising Stars, Falling Stars screening of the 1920 Maurice Stiller Swedish film Erotikon.Eunice Martin radiantly took control of the klavier playing with tumultuous passion injecting a bit of humour into her repertoire as well.I was loving how when the film’s heroine was playing a certain song on piano,Eunice had the sheet music for that exact tune, and its always delightful to see Ms. Martin chuckling as she watches the film and accompanies it.The audience was held spellbound. Eunice is also featured in the latest issue of the Kinema Kommunal Journal.
After the screening in the Rote Foyer we celebrated the 27th birthday of Manuel Schubert of internet radio multicult FM’s Film Highlights Magazine.The personable radio presenter was in a sparkling mood with his latest paramour Scandanavian DJ, and musician Nicolas Tange Lange of the art band Nuclear Family.Those of you here in Berlin visiting for the spring can catch Mr. Tange Lange at Chantal’s House of Shame in Bassy Cowboy Club Schoenhauser Allee 176 on May 12th or at The Rock n Roll Fag Bar at Monster Ronson’s Warschauer Str 34 on May 16th and at Built For Speed in King Kong Klub Brunnen Str 173 on May 19th.I saw Nuclear Family at Ducky in London and I can attest that they are ill.
Also cavorting and looking fresh and lovely Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus, whose family owns all the canals in Berlin, the divine Susanne Sachsse with her gorgeous teenage daughter Salome Gersh just back from filming in Poland for the new Yael Bertrana film installation that will be part of the Venice Biennale. Hobnobbing with La Sachsse, Ewa of Poland who is a regular in Betrana’s films, musician and filmmaker Tim Blue, Daniel Hendrickson the Jewish Muslim for Christ, Uli Ziemons the handsomest man in all Europe wearing some vintage tennis shoes that looked amazing on his rather large masculine feet.Uli is a shrimp poster boy for beautiful male footery, the adorable Tobias Rauscher and his peni Dagmar, stylish art photographer Paula Winkler of Hugs and Kisses Magazine with Canadian cutup and cineaste Marc Andre Pennock and his vivacious galpal Melena, Marc Siegel doppelganger Todd Sekuler, the young American junior curator with C/O Gallery the photo & exhibition space that recently featured a Mapplethorpe retrospektacle.
Not to toot my own horn, but I can’t wait to start work on The Communist Bigamist, my collaboration with Susanne Sachsse who will also direct. The piece based on the 1953 Joan Fontaine/Ida Lupino film The Bigamist will premiere in the late fall at HAU 3.
Susanne and I star in the piece with assist from gorgeous Nazli Kilerci - Assitant and Videoproducer,Nebojsa Tabacki production and stage designer Marc Siegel, Dramaturgy,Jackie Shemesh the light designer who works with Yael Bertrana, John Blue, sound, Tan Binh Nguyen makeup, and Anna Muelter the production manager.

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My beautiful sweet phd student from NYU Joshua Lubin Levy who collaborated with me on my Ethyl Eichelberger award winning piece Speaking From the Diaphragm,(which of all things i found out is nominated for a GLAAD Media Award for Best Off/Off Broadway piece) Lovesexy Joshua is working on a new project and sent me this request:

Dear Friends,
I’m writing to ask you to be part of a new artists collaboration and book project that I am working on.
THE REQUEST: Submit a drawing of a space in New York City where you had a public sexual encounter. Do this sketch from memory, however you remember the space.
THE DETAILS: Your sketch should be done on an 8.5 x 11 piece of white paper. You can draw, collage, design on the computer…however you feel like translating your memory. Write a short line or two that sheds light on what this space means to you.
THE SUBMISSION: Send this 8.5 x 11 memory along with the text to:
For Mail: Carlos Motta. P.O. BOX 11. Cooper Square Station. NY, NY 10276.
For Email: email a hi-res scan (300dpi) to petitemortproject@gmail.com.
In Person: we can come pick it up if you’re in New York City.
WHAT THEN? These drawings will be collected into a book titled Petite Mort. The goal of our project is to use the book as an architecture in which the memories of gay male strangers can mix and mingle, crossing paths and form new connections. Furthermore, these drawings highlight the fundamental connection between public space and queer life.
The deadline for submitting is May 15th, 2011. Please let us know if you will be contributing or have any questions! petitemortproject@gmail.com
WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO CONTRIBUTE? You can always help us by passing this request on to others who might be interested.
Thank you so much!
Joshua & Carlos
For more information visit: www.joshualubinlevy.com/petite_mort/
To make a financial contribution visit: www.unitedstatesartists.org/project/petite_mort_recollections_of_a_queer_public.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

SCHNUPPERLOKAL UND MUSTERSTIMMHEFT
Its never too late for internet radio, and below is a link to my FilmHighlights interview with birthday boy Manuel Schubert of Multikult FM. Enjoy.

Rising Stars-Falling Stars - with Vaginal Davis - April 2011 by filmanzeiger

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

LOCKER VOM ROCKER
Marc Siegel always writes hysterical CHEAP newsletter emails.Below i have included his latest dispatch. So mark all the dates on your calendaria for the upcoming spring and summer eventas. Remember tomorrow night at Arsenal Kino 2 is Rising Stars Falling Stars 9pm where we will also be celebrating the birthday of internet radio guru Manuel Schubert of FilmHighlights Magazine.

Dear CHEAP Friends,

There are a number of spring events we would like to recommend


1. Vaginal Davis's Rising Stars, Falling Stars, this Wed., April 27, Arsenal
(It's usually Sunday night, but this time it's not)
2. Trash/People like Us: Book presentation and clip show for Jon Davies's
Trash (directed by Paul Morissey) + Colin Campbell videos, Monday, May 2 +
May 3 &4, Arsenal
3. Winnipeg and Los Angeles music legend Glen Meadmore with rare European
perfs, April 30 - May 4
4. Festival/Conference/Live Film shooting at Hannah Hurtzig's Die Untoten,
with Susanne Sachsse/Bruce LaBruce, Vaginal Davis, Christiane Voss and more,
12-14, May in Hamburg
5. Rare CHEAP soundtracks by Tim Blue, available free online


So, allow me to go through the events one by one.

1. Vaginal Davis's Rising Stars, Falling Stars, this Wed., April 27, Arsenal

The event that gathers more steam and dignity each month. Come out this
Wednesday and tease Miss Davis for being such a mainstream, sell-out queen
that she's nominated for a GLAAD Media Award for best Off-Off Braodway play.
(It's true!). This week Berlin's own treasure, Miss VD presents Jerry
Stiller's father's and Anne Meara's father-in-law's silent treasure EROTIKON
(Mauritz Stiller, Sweden, 1920). The evening promises lots of sexy
Scandinavian incest, adultery, and perversity both on and off-screen.
Musical accompaniment by Eunice Martins. Event starts promptly with Miss D's
inimitable introduction at 9pm. Arsenal, Potsdamerstr. 2

2. Trash/People like Us: the Canadian writer and curator Jon Davies will be
in Berlin for a few days of presentations at the Arsenal. Davies recently
wrote a great little book on Paul Morissey's film TRASH starring Holly
Woodlawn and Joe Dallesandro.

*On Monday, May 2, yours truly will moderate a discussion with Jon Davies
about the book and we will look at some clips from the flick. Arsenal,
Potsdmaerstr. 2, 8pm.

*On May 3 & 4, Davies will be joined by fellow Canadians Lisa Steele and Kim
Tomczak for a rare treat: four programs of videos by pioneering queer
Canadian video artist Colin Campbell. Arsenal, Potsdamerstr. 2, both nights,
19:15/21:15 Uhr

3. Rare Berlin and Euro apperances by LA Legend and Vaginal Davis
collaborator, Glen Meadmore. Don't miss the hilarious wacky music of this
artist's artist! Inspirer of the likes of fellow Winnipegger Guy Maddin and
fellow Canadian Bruce LaBruce (great scenes in Hustler White) and frequent
performer in Vaginal Davis's conceptual bands, like PME! In fact, Meadmore
is the only underground artist who can from his 6 feet and something inches
actually look down on Miss Davis! Don't miss one of these perfs:

april 30 bertholdsaal weyer, oberer markt, 3335 weyer, osterreich
may 2 monster ronsons, warschauerstr. 34, 10243 berlin
may 3 golden pudel, st. pauli fischmarkt 27 ,20359 hamburg
may 4 shade inc. ,neue berliner initiative, schonhauser allee 36, berlin

4. Hannah Hurtzig always puts together stylish and intellectually
challenging events. The UNDEAD: Life Sciences and Pulp Fiction promises
exactly that. From 12-14 May in Hamburga at Kampnagel, you will get to
consider such pessoptimistic topics as: when does life end? When does it
begin? Who gets to decide? Go to Hamburg to see Susanne Sachsse appear in
the live shooting of Bruce LaBruce's new film called ULRIKE'S BRAIN! Go to
Hamburg to get some counseling from Vaginal Davis or Nico Siepen! Go to
Hamburg to hear a lecture by Dorothee Wenner or Christiane Voss! more info:
www.untot.info/

5. Finally, I come to number 5. CHEAPs own Tim Blue has decided to make
available rare CHEAP soundtracks and outtakes, as well as his whole backlist
of The Pixie Kitchen productions. Download them all for free, and wax
nostalgic about the performance days of yore at:

http://www.last.fm/music/The+Pixie+Kitchen/+albums


Warm spring greetings,
Marc


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CHEAP Summer Plans

*Spend a few days of your summer with Mario Montez and me (and many others)
in Wroclaw, Poland at the fabulous Era New Horizons Festival! Many Germans
seem unaware of the fact that there is a country with a rich cultural past
and present right next door to them. Join Mario and me in Wroclaw from July
23-28 for a Jack Smith retrospective featuring the likes of Jim Hoberman,
Jerry Tartaglia, Ela Troyano, Uzi Parnes, Stefanie Schulte Strathaus and
others! a great city, delicious food, tons of great films, and some
wonderful people! for info:
http://www.enh.pl/index.do?lang=en

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Sad to report that Poly Styrene of one of my alltime early punk bands XRaySpecs died age 53. Not only has Ms. Styrene passed but another famous black woman from the
1970s singer Phoebe Snow died age 58. I always loved that recognizeable voice of Ms. Snow and her hit song "Poetry Man" Also French actress Marie-France Pisier died age 66. I will never forget her in the 1975 film Cousin,Cousine.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

SCHMUTZIGER DIENSTWEG
My computer crashed awhile ago and I have been in crisis mode ever since. I hate being so overly dependent on stupid technology, but thats the way it is in our modern world.
Thank god for wonderful friends like Djane Olga Damnitz aka: Angie Anderson who rescuing me from my woes.
Olga and Mischa of bbooks kollective whose day job is MIS chief at a local Berlin University, kindly fixed the computer problema for me gratis. Also Olga repaired my bicycleta which has been out of commission since November of last year, so now I have transportation and can enjoy the marvelous spring weather that is making Berlin so lovely and glorious at the moment. Also thanks, love and kisses to Nanna Heidenreich who helped me sort out my insurance papers so that I can get my teeth taken care of at the Dentist and Jewish Muslim Daniel Hendrickson and his lover Piero Bellomo who are always there to help this poor retarded doll who just can’t do anything for herself.
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One of my former young Weisensee grad students Katja Maya came by the Cheese Endique Trifecta studio the other evening and we had a grand time, drinking white wine spritzers, snacking and catching up on our busy artistic lives. Katja is originally from Belgium and speaks four languages fluently. She also does the most delicately expressive drawings. We talked about my participation in a project that will be sweeping the city of Berlin in the Summer between the Berlin Biennale and the Venice Biennale. Its kind of a city promotional grift that the gay Major Wolverweit has cooked up and its already caused quite an uproar with the artistic community as the money has been eaten up in promotional costs, but the fees for artists are miniscule. Katja is planning an intervention with an all girl one night only punk outfit that I will play electric guitar in for a performance at the Kunst Werker. Will let you in on more details later as things develop.
Katja heads another incredible music and art project called LeiseyLento, and she gifted me a copy of their homemade CD. The art band is going on a DIY tour and if they make it to your town do yourself a favor and see them. Below are the details:

HallOOOooooOoOo wowooOOWowoWOoowooowoowoOOOooOoOo **+ ++++ **+ +++
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es gibt in diese sprossige und knospige zeit einige erblühten neuigkeiten bei leiseylento:
viele möglichkeiten zeit mit euch zu verbringen!

***NEW SONGS LIVE*** (like a song about why i'm called Otok

After our successful and very funny first tour this january with our favorite big sista My Sister Grenadine, we decided to repeat the experiment and now
we go on a loooong journey together: 3 AND A HALF weeks through some parts of europe (germany, austria, switzerland and italy.) see the tour dtes below and tell all your friends and families in other cities to come
when we crossed the river
there was rain
when we crossed the mountains
there was snow
when we crossed the sky
there were clouds
and i could feel the ocean
and then i saw the ocean...
(says grenadine)
we are taking the big pissing goddess with us, of course, to protect us on the roads cause we'll be touring with an orange bus*

tour dates:
28.04.11 DE - Cottbus, Fango
29.04.11 DE - Chemnitz, Aaltra
30.04.11 DE - München, Rationaltheater
01.05.11 AT - Wien, Mikes Werkstatt
02.05.11 AT - Graz, Scherbe
03.05.11 AT - Linz, Café Dokapi
04.05.11 AT - Innsbruck, Bäckerei
05.05.11 IT - Udine, Circolo Arci Cas*Aupa
06.05.11 IT - Padova, La Mela di Newton
07.05.11 IT - Venezia / Milano tba
08.05.11 AT - Dornbirn, TIK
10.05.11 CH - Zürich, Café Henrici
11.05.11 CH - Zürich, Schönegg
12.05.11 CH - St. Gallen, La Buena Onda
13.05.11 CH - Baden, Frau Meise
14.05.11 DE - Tübingen, Café Haag
15.05.11 DE - Darmstadt, Centralstation
17.05.11 DE - Aachen, Hotel Europa
18.05. 11 DE - Bielefeld, Verve
19.05.11 DE - Marburg, Havanna 8
20.05.11 DE - Kassel, TBA Show
21.05.11 DE - Jena, Haus auf der Mauer
22.05.11 DE - Dresden, Sprungschanze
www.mysistergrandine.com
www.myspace.com/mysistergrenadine
facebook: my sister grenadine
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Leiseylento **bazaar musical***
www.myspace.com/leiseylento
face book: leiseylento

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O and I just got word from one of my old LA girlfriends, the country punk goddess Ms. Glen Meadmore that she is coming to Europe for one of her sassy mini tours. Backing her up are members of Tenderloin and The Lazy. So if she is coming to your neck of the woods you owe it to yourself to see this whirlwind of talent. She will do two shows in Berlin and I will sing with her on our old 1980s hits song “No Money, No Honey”.

Glen Meadmore tour info:
april 30 bertholdsaal weyer, oberer markt, 3335 weyer, osterreich
may 2 monster ronsons, warschauerstr. 34, 10243 berlin
may 3 golden pudel, st. pauli fischmarkt 27 ,20359 hamburg
may 4 shade inc. ,neue berliner initiative, schonhauser allee 36, berlin

This cute little item sent to me from Puta Breath, my Cali low desert Speaking From the Diaphragmn Correspondent:

The festival grounds are overwhelmed by shirt less male specimens! It is very
distracting to see packs of young straight men together cajoling and teasing me!
One dude who's packing major dick swinging in his low rise almost see-thru shorts. Fuck, what a dick head, ridge and all!!!

The bands have been great. My high light for today will be Big Audio Dynamite.
I'm sure all the Veterano's will be in full force to see Mick Jones.

The temp is over 100! The doll would be complaining....

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

DREH DICH UM
Was filming a movie out of town that I can’t really talk about as I had to sign a confidentiality agreement because the project involves a major international celebrity.Boring!
Was also filmed for a documentary on the Canadian all girl band Fifth Column, which was led by the great GB Jones, Caroline Azar and Beverly Breckinridge with guests like Anita Smith, Donna Dresch of Team Dresch and Don Pyle from ShadowyMen,Shadowy Planet, Greek Buck and Phono Comb.
Fifth Column was the influential band that is responsible for the Riot Grrl Movement and Homocore/Queercore scenes. There has never been a band quite like Fifth Column whose ferocious musical output was completely unique in the punk and post punk era. Their music was thrashy with a vox pop edge to it that melded experimental vim into its hitchcock sound.
The director of the documentary is a young Canuck named Kevin Hegge who is a small boned gay man with a lively personality. I had a good time with him, and his perky Canadian/Bulgarian assistant Karen and their crew that consisted of former Arsenal projectionist Guillaume Cailleau taking the place of Mark Andre Pennock as director of photography and a tall sweet German sound tech.
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Congragulations to Jewish Muslim Daniel Hendrickson and his sexy ItalioGerman lover Piero Bellomo who are celebrating their 10 year anniversary as a couple which in straight years is like they have been together for 40 moons. The other day I had a nice time hanging with them and a visiting Greek lady pal enjoying the Spring weather at a café al fresco style.
Went to see Little Alex aka: Tielemachos Alexiou of Chocolate Grinder Film Kollective at Arsenal Inst for Film und Video Kunst. Nice crowd of luminaries that included Judy LaBruce producer Jurgen Brunning, Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus, Tim Blue, Uli Ziemons, fagademic Damong Young with his Vidal Sassoon executive hairhopper husband Michael, HAU's Anna Muelter and a gaggle of pretty young things. It was wonderful seeing Alex's films projected on the big screen of Kino 1.
Little Alex’s mega hot cinematographer Tasty Tim Schenkl is quite a sensational talent and I predict he will be going places in the film world as he knows how to create images of sumpteous beautiful and refinement. Tim isn't exactly hard on the eyes either. I really have a huge crush on him as he is the kind of man that really gets my juices flowing. If I had a last paycheck, he would get it.
Marc Siegel in the short subject mocumentary Interview With an Artist was
simply brilliant and looked every bit the shtar in Panavision. Marc could certainly be a full-time actor if he so desired--- he has that much of a screen presence almost like a combination Keenan Wynn and Ernie Kovacs.
In Little Alex’s first feature film Logic of the Cat the humpy Greek star is mesmerizing with a body that just can’t be believed. This flick has a nice meditative quality to it utilizing the explosive backdrop of the Greek student protests of 2009 in a natural manner that isn’t exploitative.
Venus in the Garden, with its lovely young cast and perfect photography would be better as a short subject, and not a five reeler though this version was much better then the one Alex showed me a few months earlier. The Dream of Norma which screened last year as part of Forum Expanded has me dancing a duet with Little Alex as my dimunitive shadow should be trimmed down quite a bit in length,and I think would work better as a three channel video installation instead of being projected into three parts on one big screen.
Little Alex is still a neophyte film director but shows great promise, and I’m anxious to see him develop with future projects.
ORGASMUSECHO
Hey darling blogina readers. Here is my Elizabeth Taylor tribute interview with the divine Manuel Schubert of Filmhighlights Internet Radio. Enjoy.

Filmhighlights - 2011-03-31 - Elizabeth Taylor Tribute - with Vaginal Davis by filmanzeiger

Thursday, April 07, 2011

TAPPEN SIE NICHT IN IHRE FRAGE-FALLE
Found a picture from 1983 of Alfredo Botello that was published along with an article I wrote for the old Los Angeles Reader.Seeing this pic brings back floods of memories. Alfie was only 15 and a student at the famed Loyola High School, a Jesuit prep school for rich Catholic boys from good LA families.Alfie was going to this fancy school on scholarship, and lived with his Austrian born single mother in a flat off of Beverly Blvd and Western Avenue adjacent to the wealthy enclave of Hancock Park. Alfie’s mother was long divorced from his Spanish father. Later after getting mugged outside of the Ralph's Supermarket on Third Street & LaBrea she moved to what she felt was the safer suburb of Glendale. Where she met and married Glendale's Chief of Police. When he retired they moved to Orange County.
I initially met Alfie when I was the features editor of the mod magazine Twist.He was 14, sweet as humble pie and a bit pear shaped, and I was a dorky, super skinny 18 year already ensconcsed in the post punk Hollywood scene and Alfie & I had a bit of what now people refer to as a bro-mance. It was all very innocent. I mentored him in the underground music and art scene.
By the time he was in college at UC Berkeley studying architecture he had lost his babyfat and turned into quite a hunk growing to 6'5 inches of sturdy, robust young manhood. As a teenager he was just cute, but as a young adult he was sizzling!
On one Christmas holiday when he was back in the Southland we made a short experimental film together called Dot where I played Dorothy Parker and he was Robert Benchley. I got drunk on camera channeling Mrs. Parker and my unrequited feelings for Alfie came blustering out in the way that alcohol sometimes fuels, and I think seeing my frustrated longing and desire frightened the poor lad. We never saw each other again.
After graduation he remained in the bay area, married a girl who I’ve been told looks like a white version of me, had children and just started leading a heteronormative life I gather. Over the years I would hear from some of his friends who would give me updates on him. I found out that he gave up architecture to become a screenwriter and even won some big award with a money prize attached to it through the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences, and he also wrote the screenplay to one of the Fast and the Furious franchises. Since moving to Berlin five years ago I haven’t heard anything else about Alfie but after finding his photo and digging out some of his handwritten letters to me over the years it just dawned on me that he is now around 40 years old. Has he aged well? Is he still married? Does he ever think about me? I guess i still have deep feelings for him. One of the last things I remember him saying to me was that he didn’t know Vaginal Davis,but only remembers me as Kayle Hilliard, which was just another one of my many personas. I think he felt that the Kayle Hilliard male persona was more the real me then the diva Vaginal Davis, but there actually is no real me. I have been and always will be a construct.
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One of my young Berlin Greek passive children--Little Alex of the Chocolate Grinder Film Kollective is having a screening of his films at Arsenal on Monday starting at 7pm its a long program below is the info

Zu Gast: Telémachos Alexiou

11. April 2011, 19h im Kino Arsenal

(please scroll down for english version)

VENUS IN THE GARDEN, 2011

Telémachos Alexiou versucht in seinen Filmen durch choreographierte Kamera- und Körperbewegungen Erlebnisse wiederherzustellen und Fragen zu privater, sexueller, sozialer, politischer und professioneller Identität aufzuwerfen. Das Arsenal präsentiert am 11.4. zwei Langfilme des jungen griechischen Regisseurs als Weltpremieren.

Wir freuen uns, Telémachos Alexiou am 11.4. als Gast im Arsenal begrüßen zu dürfen.

Programm

Mo 11.4., 19h, in Anwesenheit von Telémachos Alexiou
THE LOGIC OF THE CAT Telémachos Alexiou G/D 2009 griech. OmE 62’
Vorfilm: AN INTERVIEW WITH AN ARTIST Telémachos Alexiou D 2010 engl. OF 22’
Telémachos Alexious Debüt ist ein Film über Themos, seinen Liebeskummer, seinen dahintreibenden Alltag, seine Freunde, ihren politischen Aktivismus. Es ist auch ein Film über Athen und die sich anbahnenden Unruhen im Sommer 2008. Als Vorfilm zeigen wir die melancholische Fake-Doku AN INTERVIEW WITH AN ARTIST.

Mo 11.4., 21h, in Anwesenheit von Telémachos Alexiou
VENUS IN THE GARDEN Telémachos Alexiou G/D 2011 griech. OmE 63’
Vorfilm: THE DREAM OF NORMA Telémachos Alexiou D 2010 9’
In VENUS IN THE GARDEN verlieren sich die beiden Stricher Nikos und Alain und ihre Zuhälterin Monica in einer verwickelten Beziehung. Ist es ein Rollenspiel, das aus der Langeweile eines Sommers hervorging, oder haben die drei Jean Genet gelesen? Im Vorprogramm läuft THE DREAM OF NORMA, der 2009 beim Forum Expanded der Berlinale zu sehen war, ein tänzerisches Duell zwischen der von Drag-Superstar Vaginal Davis verkörperten Norma und ihrem Schatten.

Telémachos Alexiou

April 11, in the presence of Telémachos Alexiou

As a world premiere, we present two full-length films by the young Greek director, Telémachos Alexiou. His debut, THE LOGIC OF THE CAT (G/GER 2009), is a film about Themos, his lovesickness, his everyday life that drags along, his friends, and their political activism. It is also a film about Athens and the imminent unrests in the summer of 2008. In VENUS IN THE GARDEN (G/GER 2011), the two hustlers, Nikos and Alain, and their procuress, Monica, are entangled in a complicated relationship. Is it a role play emerging from the boredom of a summer, or have the three read Jean Genet? Beforehand, two short films will be screened: THE DREAM OF NORMA (GER 2010), which was shown at the Berlinale's Forum Expanded, a dancing duel between Norma, played by drag superstar Vaginal Davis, and her shadow, and the melancholy fake documentation AN INTERVIEW WITH AN ARTIST (GER 2010).
MEHR ZUM THEMA SEX
Yes its true Vagimule Davis doll wasn't exactly hatched.
O I am so glad I don’t have the responsibilities of children and family the way my heteronormative relatives do. My poor niece isn’t even 30 years ago, but her oldest daughter is 15 and has already had an STD which means she is sexually active. The girl doesn’t get along with her stepfather so she is living now with a friend of the family. My niece will be a grandmother before she is 30, thats for sure.
My nephews son just turned 13 and has gone through quite a growth spurt where he magically shot to over 6 feet tall with huge muscles, a full beard, manly pectorals and washboard abs that he is obsessed with, and likes to show off. My sister told me that the boy can’t stop looking at himself in the mirror and the last time he was over at her apartment she kept saying to herself, "who is this male prostitute?" She can’t believe it’s the same child whose diapers she changed.
My poor sister is trying to be a good great auntie to the boy, but its hard for her a church lady who is 60 years old and still a virgin to relate to him and his hyperspaced young sexuality that is emerging at full tilt.
Now this kid wants to quit school and become a model or male stripper in Las Vegas. He has been suspended twice from school for inappropriate sexually tinged behavior and for modifying his school uniform. My sister tells me that no matter what the weather he parades around shirtless or in Daisy Duke jean cut offs commando style. The only shoes he wears are flipflops to show off his size 17 feet and he considers a tricep T or johnny string tank top the ideal dresswear shirt. At 12 he came out as openly bisexual, and has had affairs with both a male and female teacher at his middle school. He brags about sugar daddies and sugar mamas who buy him gifts like ipods, iphones and fancy trainers.
The last time I saw my great nephew he was just a pretty little mulatto baby with green eyes. His mother is a white trash girl from Washington State. When i met her i kind of liked her, she reminded me of the late white soul singer Teena Marie in that she was more fluent in black urban slang then any ghetto mamasan, but I also thought she was a bit of a know-it-all, and had my nephew completely whipped. She was my nephews second wife. His first wife use to beat HIM.
This white wife's hillbilly relatives immediately disowned her when she married my nephew. In fact this girl is such a hootchie that she has left my nephew and their kids numerous times hooking up with greasy black thugs she meets on the internet. I guess when you go black you really never go back.
She is addicted to internet chat lines and the men she constantly runs off with always tire of her and then she winds up coming back to my nephew with head caught between her tail, begging his forgiveness and promising she won't do it again. But she always does. She's left him almost a dozen times.
To take her side for a moment. My nephew isn't exactly a prize. He works hard,but isn't really able to provide consistently for his family because he also has children from a previous marriage. Those kids are almost grown with one son in college who is 19. My newphew is also very moody and straight laced like his grandfather, my sister's father not my father. So i can see why his white wife would want to run away from him. That and he has gained so much weight that he makes Luther Vandross at the height of his gains seem skinny.
The latest report I got is that their youngest child is always left at home to fend for himself and he is only six years old. My nephew works two jobs trying to support his family in the hardknock American economy,his wife, who doesn't work is always out and about. He puts up with the situation because, and I am quoting him, “I love her.” When will people learn that love is not enough.

Monday, April 04, 2011

LASS UNS FREUNDE SEIN
Saturday got to hang out with film historian Marc Siegel on the first warm day of Spring giving him a bit of a tour of my Rote Insel neighborhood. We went by Marlene Deitrich’s modest flat at 65 Lebener Str which is just around the corner from my Cheese Endique Trifecta. My neighborhood is becoming a hot new destination for Berliners because of its central location and easygoing unpretensious vibe.
It’s a very mixed part of town with Germans and Auslanders.I appreciate the yummy Turkish and Arab youth who run around in the tightest white pants showing off well formed rear ends and dark swarthy masculinity.
Rote Insel has quite the history as a working class enclave, and the Insel was the socialist section of West Berlin. David Bowie, Lou Reed, Blixa Bargeld, Nick Cave and Iggy Pop lived here in the late 70s and early 80s. And in the distant past the Insel was home to actress/singer Hildegarde Kneff and Albert Einstein.
When I first moved here in 2006 I didn’t care for it that much as none of my friends lived close by, but not I have formulated my own identity with the neighborhood and I adore it.
We don’t have so many crusties living here. For those of you not privy to Berlin lingo crusties are the fashion challenged and every days a bad hair day alcoholics that you see around the city congregating in the public sphere drinking from early morn to late evening with their equally ragged pet pooches in tow. Some crusties mind their own business and just drink themselves into a mindless stupor bothering no one while others insist on a bit more aggressive tactic and yell at complete strangers on the street and are generally quite unpleasant and a bit of an eyesore. In my neighborhood on the Haupt Strasse or Main Street there is a woman I call la discreet drunk. She is perhaps decades younger then I am, but looks almost 60 years old. She is usually always in the same spot, every day of the week and hides her bottles of beer in her huge coat pockets and takes swigs only sporadically looking around delicately to see if anyone is watching. I guess she thinks she is fooling people, and that they can’t tell she lives in a perpetual state of inebriation. When I first moved into the neighborhood I saw her and was frightened as she looked like she was possessed by a demon and needed an exorcist.
Later on Saturday Marc Siegel and I were joined by Daniel Hendrickson, the Jewish Muslim and his lovesexy Italian beau Piero Belhomo where we had some snacks at a gay café owned by a salty dog Dutchman and his fugly short lover. Our waiter was a cute, friendly short queer. Something rare in Berlin gay establishments. Our server loved saying okdokey quite a bit. He was one of those type of gay men who in perhaps three years time will be a casualty of the gay world ravished from too much drugs, smoking and allnight sex partying.
Marc Siegel’s girlfriend the intermedia actress, director and independent curator Susanne Sachsse is in Poland filming a special project for the Israeli artist Yael Bertrana who will create the Polish Pavilion at the Venice Biennale this year. Susanne’s lovely 16 year old daughter Salome Gersh will also star in this very unique film.
Went to Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus’ birthday party off the canal at Brachvogel Restaurant on Sunday which has a lovely biergarden and a super miniature golfcourse.
American miniature golf courses are far from tiny usually incorporating some kind of grandiose theme. The weather Sunday was perfect for a birthday celebration and I had a grand time sitting al fresco style with pretty academic Nicole Wolf, lovesexy Nanna Heidenreich, handsome Uli Ziemons, Jewish Muslim Daniel Hendrickson,film historian Marc Siegel, and musician & filmmaker Tim Blue. The other party revelers were: Dorothee Wenner (film curator, journalist and filmmaker) with her friend Hella, Anne Quirynen (video artist)Bettina Allamoda (artist and SSS neighbor who has lived in Kreuzberg since 1982)Roman Lach (SSS’s oldest childhood friend)Florian Wüst (curator, filmmaker, artist)his personable girlfriend Loreto Solis from Chile,Philip Scheffner,Hannah Hurtzig,(Black Market)Madhusree Dutta (Arsenal curator in residency from Bombay)
Miss Stefanie looked so sweet and fresh like she was celebrating her 15th birthday. Spring really becomes her, and I hope she gets to take some time off from her busy schedule as the hardest working woman in Germany if not Europe.

Friday, April 01, 2011

NICHTS ALS GESPENSTER
Hey all my New Yorikan fans I am in a group show called “Notes on Notes on Camp” that opens tomorrow April 2 to May 8th at the Invisible Exports Gallery, 14a Orchard Street b/w Hester and Canal Streets in the lower eastside of Manhattan. I won’t be at the opening as I am here in Berlin, but go check it out and tell me what you think. Below is the list of other artist participating in the exhibition. Yowza!

Duke & Battersby
Mike Bouchet
Nicole Cherubini
Vaginal Davis
Jeremy Kost
Jessica Labatte
Cary Leibowitz
Robert Melee
Bob Mizer
Brent Owens
John Waters
Karlheinz Weinberger
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Legendary downtown nightclub impresario Don Hill died age 66. Yes its true. Don Hill owned the SoHo nightspot Don Hill’s which housed the rock n roll fag bar Squeezebox that I performed at almost everytime I was in New York back in the 1990s. Not only did I do solo shows with the Squeezebox houseband backing me up,but I also performed at the club with by queercore band PME(Pedro, Muriel & Esther) with Glen Meadmore and Cholita the Female Menudo with LA punk legend Alice Bag. The New York punk elite went crazy for Alice, who has always been a figure of interest to east coast punk purists.
I didn’t know Don Hill that well, but he was always gracious and accommodating to me and my entourage, as well as encouraging saying to me that he has seen a lot of acts in his day but none quite like mine. I think I really got his goad with my Vagimulic brand of lunacy whether I was performing Filipino psychic surgery as Saint Salicia Tate, doing total black body as supermodel Alek Wek or shrimping the robust and large bare feet of young nubile lower Manhattan “It” boys.
I know I will never forget Don Hill and my time spent under the umbrella of his establishment.
Got a note from DJ and Berlin fixture Snax that he will be the in-house pianist during dinner hours of the restaurant 3 Schwestern. Below is a link for more info

http://3schwestern-berlin.de/

One of my extremely talented Malmo Art Academy students from Sweden Stine Sterk is going to be in Berlin with her new band, EASTER. They will play this event http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/event.php?eid=159842564069987 on the 4th of April

If you want to hear what their music sounds like:

http://www.myspace.com/easterjesus

Thursday, March 31, 2011

ICH HABE MEIN BESTER GEGEBEN
Sweet asexual Fagademic Sean Nye came by the Cheese Endique Trifecta the other evening. We had a nice evening drinking white wine spritzer’s, snacking and shooting the breeze.
Actor Farley Granger became the third Hollywood star to die in a week’s time following Elizabeth Taylor and Jane Russell. Mr. Granger was quite a handsome Ganymede in his heyday of the late 1940s to mid 1950s. He co-starred with Alida Valli in the beautiful 1953 Visconti film Senso, as well as two Hitchcock films Rope and Strangers on Train with homosexual overtones.
Tonight I went with Daniel Hendrickson the Jewish Muslim to Arsenal’s KinoPolska to see the film Everything For Sale 1968 by Andrzej Wajda that is an experimental take on the death of the famous Polish James Dean—Zbigniew Cybulski. Polish women are so sexy and stylish and the ones in this film sizzle with their mod looks and false eyelashes. The only good looking Polish dude in this flick is humpy ginger Daniel Olbrychski who slugs an icky blondine queen who comes on to him in the toilet.

Monday, March 28, 2011

SEIN ODER NICHTSEIN
O poor Mrs. Angela Merkel and her fugly CDU party have suffered a major defeat, and the Green Party have won a sweet victory. For the first time in six decades icky conservatives are not on top in German politics. Yahoo!
Last night at Rising Stars Falling Stars the Blue Brothers performed their special brand of alchemy with sweeping style and bravado. Not only were they super focused and concentrated but their playing nicely highlighted the emotional pull of the 1928 German silent Rasputin’s Love Mis-Adventure directed by Martin Berger featuring the extroidinary cinematography of Laszlo Schaeffer. The Hungarian lensmen Mr. Schaeffer worked in Berlin in the 1920s and moved to Hollywood in 1939. I briefly knew Mr. Schaeffer when he was my neighbor at the Karnak Apt Building in Hollywood in 1978/79.
But getting back to the Blue Brothers. I really love when they play cello and violin. The musical movements that they create with these two instruments are always their best work, and its magical watching them.
After the screening the reception in the rote foyer was packed with lots of beauties including legendary prima ballerina Trixi Cordua, feminist filmmaker Evie Europa Ruesseler, young artists: Diana Arce, Philip Shafer,Mad Kate, Nazli Kilerci and Aykan Safoglu who is curating a film series for C/O Berlin, running from March 29th through April 29th, at Oranienburgerstr 35/36 in Berlin.
Also seen schmoozing Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus with Uli Ziemons of Forum Expanded, junior curator Nadja Talmi, Sexy Sasha of HAU with his girlfriend and Romy Schneider doppelganger Christina, Manuel Schubert of Film Highlights Internet Radio with Scandanavian DJ Nicolas Tange Lange, lovesexy bon vivant Tobias Raucher and his large peterfication Dagmar, gorgeous student Clemons Stoltzenberg with posse, fagademic Sean Nye with Felix Knocke of Der Spiegel Online,Jewish Muslim Daniel Hendrickson, humpy dark haired actor Stipe Erceg, newlyweds Julian Radlmieir of Chocolate Grinder Kollective and Tatiana Kononenko, and international artist Candice Breitz just back from the Singapore Biennale with British essayist Geoff Dyer(Otherwise Known as the Human Condition)

Thursday, March 24, 2011

WER HAT ANGST VOR VIRGINIA WOOLF
One of the biggest Hollywood stars to ever grace the silver screen died yesterday age 79, the beyond legendary Elizabeth Taylor. I had dinner with Miss Taylor, John Waters, Jose Montano, the production designer for her White Diamonds commercials and several others years ago and it was pure magic. Her eyes really were violet and extremely sparkly and mischieveous. At first I didn’t think she was featuring me or John Waters, as we both were gushing to her about how amazing she was in Joseph Losey’s Boom, and how we thought the movie was so completely underrated. I think at she thought we were making fun of her or were only into Boom as a guilty pleasure or cult thing. Slowly she warmed up and by the end of the evening it was like we were busom buddies. She even remembered my older sister Gracie Taylor from Rock Hudson’s Boy Beauty parties of the late 60s and 1970s. Elizabeth Taylor hated that people called her “Liz”. I referred to her as Miss Taylor and she actually said, “Call me Elizabeth”. I just about fainted. She could be a little randy too, and loved hearing dirty jokes, and would throw her head back and do a big Ron Athey style laugh. Its always the truelly great stars who are the most down to earth. Her place in history was so secure that she had nothing to feel antsy or neurotic about like todays dull celebs. Just from that one dinner I got the sense that she was a fun loving good time Sally.
My favorite Elizabeth Taylor films besides Boom are Suddenly Last Summer, 1958. I starred in the remake of Suddenly Last Summer directed by John AesNihil, who is one of the Baltimore Five that includes Barry Levinson, Kenneth Anger, John Waters and Kenny Camp. I played Katherine Hepburn’s role and Jade Gordon of My Barbarian was in the Elizabeth Taylor part. The film also features Bibbe Hansen, Goddess Bunny and Lance Loud as Dr. Sugar the role played by Monty Cliff in the original film.
My other ET marathon viewing titles: Secret Ceremony, The Drivers Seat, Rhapsody, Cynthia, A Date With Judy, The Blue Bird, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Last Time I Saw Paris, A Place in the Sun and X, Y& Z.
My internet radio interview for FilmHighlights Magazine is now online. Its pretty damn funny with some great vintage Berlin music. Please check out the link below and thanks again to Mr. Manuel Schubert.

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Rising Stars Falling Stars - March 2011 - with Vaginal Davis by filmanzeiger

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http://soundcloud.com/filmanzeiger/rising-stars-falling-stars-mar2011

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Danny Hendrickson the Jewish Muslim is back in Berlin from his Arab language immersion holiday in Damascus, Syria. I was worried about him as the Middle East is on the verge of exploding, and its not the best place to be right now. Is anyplace?
We met for a scrumpdeli breakfast at La Femme Cafe on Kot Busser Damn in Kreuz Koelln. La Femme is one of my fav Berlin eateries.