Erfreuliche, dunkle Zehnpfünder verschlingend

Erfreuliche, dunkle Zehnpfünder verschlingend

So sad to report the death of one of Los Angeles´s most sweetest personalities Marvin “Marvina” Jones. Marvin was a beloved member of the so-called “Silverlake 40”, that jubilant group that numbered into the hundreds of scenesters that were at every event and party from around 1990 to the early aughts in Los Angeles´ East Hollywood commuhity environs.

Marvin was a joyous presence who was also a DJ and had worked for many years in the film industry in Special FX. Marvin was a delightful regular at the Silver Lake weekly musical hotspot and performance space Club Sucker at the Garage. Marvin also collaborated with the Vaginal Davis doll and Big Daddy Ron Athey on many of their numerous art projects and starred in the award winning film short subject The White to be Angry that is part of the permanent collection of the Chicago Art Institute.

Marvin was one of Southern California´s most sexiest,attractive and desired studs in the queer an alternative music scenes. Marvin was the rare muscle bound beauty boy who was also exceptionally nice, brainy, soft spoken and extremely caring. He was a joy to be around at all times and was known for devoting himself to his many friends and associates.

When Marvin´s elderly mother came down with dementia he became her full-time caretaker until she passed. Likewise Marvin´s best friend Dan Paschal and his husband turned their high desert home into hospice care for Marvin, where virtual gazillions passed through to pay their final respects
/hommage and have some quality time with Marvin before he left this mortal coil.

Marvin Jones will be missed by one and all he came in contact with. Ms. Davis has been shattered upon first learning that he was ill. She is still having a most difficult time processing it as Marvin seemed eternal. One of Vaginal Davis´s most successful painting series was doing nude portraits of some of the Silverlake 40 and her portrait of Marvin was the first to sell to a European collector taken with his striking visage back in the late 1990s through a tiny project space/gallery in Stuttgard, Germany years before Ms. Davis had commercial gallery representation or acknowledgement in greater art world.

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The Vagimule Doll had not participated in the Berlinale Film Festival since before the pandemic. The Berlinale Film Festival is a winter festival as such those attending always seem to catch flu or whatever viruses are circulating during the cold wintery months. This February Berlin has been colder than its been in quite some time and since Ms. Davis is immune compromised with a chronic illness she has avoided crowds in the winter months and mostly isolates herself. But this year its the 20th year Anniversary of The Forum Expanded experimental section of the Berlinale International Film Festival founded by the one and only gracious Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus, so Ms. Davis and Kollektiv CHEAP had to make a guest appearance and be part of the festivities in their classic CHEAP performative style.

Leave it to CHEAP with Fearless Leader Susanne Sachsse, Minister of Mis and Disinformation Marcuse Siegelstein aka Marc Siegel and Daniel Hendrickson wearing jubilee outfits designed by artiste extroidinaire Jonathan Berger and referencing CHEAP stalwarts Ida Lupino and Hedy LaMarr.

In the audience soaking it all in was Forum Expanded head, the handsomest man in Europa Uli Ziemons, with team leaders gorgeous Shai Heredia&Karina Griffith, with the lovely Angelika Ramlow who handles accreditation and distribution. Other superstars scene and herd about silent green silver betonhalle: Markus Ruff, Isabel Spengler, Constanza Ruhm, Angela Anderson, Olga Damnitz, Richard Gabriel Gersch, Tina & Jorg, Kerstin Honeit, Lithuanian male ingenue Sarunas Zenkevicius, A list Hollywood star Robert Pattison whose seems joined at the testicle with Danish hungthrob Besir Zeciri, juicy Greek filmmaker and Oberhausen curator Vassily Bourikas, and the lusciously gifted feminist theorist and scholar Nanna Heidenreich.

CHEAP kollektiv at Forum Expanded 20th Anniversary / silent green betonhalle 75th Berlinale Film Fest
costumes designed by Jonathan Berger



AlexandroRuixx of CDMX -- tight like a gash like a wound with peterfication to matchsis

That beauty to defy all beauties before and after, Marvin Jones. RIP Never to be forgotten





Will Sharpe-What a sublime looking young morsel.

Züchter von behaarten Löchern

Just received a lovely literary packet from the gifted writer and musician Duncan MacLeod of the Los Angeles based Alt Country band The Acres. I´ve had the pleasure of reading several of Mr. MacLeod´s wonderous tomes. I´ve known Duncan for decades. We met when he was a weenager on the international klub kid circuit. 

 Recently Duncan has been heavily involved with the literary pulp fiction author Peter Schutes. This Peter "Shock Headed Peterfication" Schutes is an über masculine randy, dino endowed scribe and sexpert extroidinaire. Herr Schutes is known worldwide as a beef jerky dominero whose erotic writing style takes sex and sexuality to savagely glaring throatal heights. In one quick sitting I had to scarf down his homolove sexy science fiction klavic, Cosmic Cage which comes across as if Ronald Firbank was inseminated by Octavia Butler while crazy cowgirleening Ray Bradbury. I can´t wait to choke on Small Cockpits & Big Hangers, Satanic Seductions-Demonic Invert Sex Tales, Bobbing Buoys & Salty Seamen a collection of shanty thromboning, Big Hole River which promises roughneck Wild West conundrums and the lurid volume Filthy Jobs & Steamy Showers. Order your copies RIGHT NOW at: www.Peterschutes.com

Dunkles Muskelpaket.

Please forgive me for not being up-to-date with this very blogina. My apartment building from 1832 is going through a major rennovation and I will have to move to a temporary flat soon. Purging and packing over 20 years of hoarder materials is turningn into a major headache. Yes I am a hoarder or as they call it in Germany "a messy". I just happen to be a neat hoarder where everything is in its stylized and aesthetically driven place. Oh it sometimes delves into messy chaos, but I am such a diehard control queen that I usuallly dial it back and deliver the proceedings away from crustyland. My poor older sister who has lived in the same dingbat apartment in Hollywood since the mid seventies is more the traditional hoarder living in a nest of newspapers and magazines stacked all the way to the ceiling. She sleeps on her sofa in the living room and doesn´t even use her bedroom which is cluttered with Fingerhut and Avon products still in the boxes they were delivered in. My sister doesn´t use her kitchen at all, as she tends to eat out mostly or order takeout or scarf down microwaveable TV dinners. She has a large, nice kitchen and is actually a good cook but hates cooking for herself. I don´t blame her with that as its difficult to make meals for just one. Like me, my sister has always lived alone and has never been in a relationship. I would reckon at 73 years of age she is still a virgin. She has also worked the same government job for the County of Los Angeles since the 1970s.

I hate New Year´s Eve in Berlin with all the crazed fireworks and firebombs. New Year´s is known as Silvester in Germany and every year I treat myself to a staycation in a soundproof hotel room so I don´t have to hear any of the noize. This year my dear friend Love Camel came to Berlin and treated me to three luxurious nights at the Sheraton Grande at Lutzowplatz. We had a blast going to restaurants, ordering room service and getting delicious spa treatments galore. Love Camel makes for a very congenial companion. His sex apps were blowing up with humpy young men out on the prowl for an older daddy with a monster peterfication. It was sweet of the Camel to just devote his time in Berlin to the Doll and ignore the horny youngsters.

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One of the most beautiful and kindest boys to ever grace the highways and byways of Hollywood is Marvin Jones known to his friends as Marvina. Marvina acted in Ms. Vaginal Davis´ short subject The White to be Angry and is also a spirited DJ. Everyone who meets Marvin falls madly in love with him. He is going through some medical hardships at the moment so please consider donating to his GoFundMe. The details are in this link below:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-marvins-battle-with-abdominal-tumot

So very thrilled to witness Leila Hekmat´s legitimate theater debut at the grand HAU1 last Friday.  It was an expressive evening that brought about visions of Madame Grès, Mainbocher, Charles James, Cecil Beaton and Vicente Minnelli rolled into Ernst Lubitsch´s The Shop Around the Corner via the original 1937 Hungarian play Parfumerie by Miklòs Làszlò as channel surfed Beach Blanket Bingo style with Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger´s 1951 film of  Jacques Offenbach´s  Tales of Hoffmann.  Bravo gorgeous and super talented Ms. Hekmat!  You are my favourite heroine, and new girl on the indie theatricalli szene block.  

The Hekmat ensemble of I wanna buy your face are Pierre Clémenti/Carmelo Bene/Luchino Visconti pillow lipped perfection in every way imaginable and carry a Bizantine necromantic appeal that flits and floats on the most delicate of gossamer wings.  You will be addicted to the cast of Gloriette:  Roman Ole,  Shade Théret, Mickey Mahar, Elena Francalanci, Jette Loona Hermanis, Mara Snip, Roman Lemberg, Cassie Augusta Jorgensen, Aya Sone, Samuel Pereira, and Noah Lichtblau.  The singing and music is sumpteous, the coiffure, make-up, shoes,  costumes and terpsichore glorious. 

I was so impressed that a youth like Roman Ole would know the olde vaudeville/music hall trick of standing on stage at just the right angle to make sure that the light captures your eyes in radiant sparkle.

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Usually the Vagimule Doll goes into hibernation mode during the winter months only emerging again in the Spring. But it was impossible to ignore that legends legend Michéle Lamy in Berlin to receive a GQ Award at the Sophie Charlotte Palast Orangery in Charlottenburg. La Lamy was looking ravishing as always, with those sultry eyes of her wearing a Mishima styled gown with hogmaws and chitlin entrails by her husband Rick Owens. This year the Moty, Men of the Year award was given to Twin Peaks actor Kyle MacLachlan, British thespian Nicholas Hoult who looks quite dashing in person. Ms. Davis chittle chatted with Casey Spooner who has moved to Berlin from London, Franka Potente looking a delight in an Issey Miyake dress. Miss Franka use to date Ms. Davis´ former colleague the Los Angeles writer and director Julian Nitzberg. Introducing Michéle Lamy was the lovely Hanna Rose Dalton and partner Steven Raj Bhaskaran who design costumes for the big extravaganzas at the Fredrichs Palast, lovesexy muscular beauty "It" boy Benjamin Alexander Huseby was looking delicious and booty munchable. GQ´s Tobias Frericks who use to be the husband of artist Christophe Chemin, was ruling the roost while that big footsis photog and sex god Matt Lambert with his juicy husband Jannis turned a lot of heads as the worlds type of hot on the prowl power couples. Giving baroque glamour was the super talented and beguiling M.J. Harper.

Durchgefickt total versaut

So very thrilled to witness Leila Hekmat´s legitimate theater debut at the grand HAU1 last Friday.  It was an expressive evening that brought about visions of Madame Grès, Mainbocher, Charles James, Cecil Beaton and Vicente Minnelli rolled into Ernst Lubitsch´s The Shop Around the Corner via the original 1937 Hungarian play Parfumerie by Miklòs Làszlò as channel surfed Beach Blanket Bingo style through Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger´s  1951 film of  Jacques Offenbach´s  Tales of Hoffmann.  Bravo Ms. Hekmat!  You are my favourite heroine and new girl on the indie theatricalli szene block.  

The Hekmat ensemble of I wanna buy your face are Pierre Clémenti/Carmelo Bene/Luchino Visconti pillow lipped perfect in every way and carry a Bizantine necromantic appeal that flits and floats on the most delicate of gossamer wings.  You will be addicted to the cast of Gloriette:  Roman Ole,  Shade Théret, Mickey Mahar, Elena Francalanci, Jette Loona Hermanis, Mara Snip, Roman Lemberg, Cassie Augusta Jorgensen, Aya Sone, Samuel Pereira, and Noah Lichtblau.  The singing and music is sumpteous, the coiffure, make-up, shoes,  costumes and terpsichore glorious.  I was so impressed that a youth like 

Roman Ole would know the olde vaudeville/music hall trick of standing on stage at just the right angle to make sure that the light captures your eyes in radiant sparkle.

Usually the Vagimule Doll goes into hibernation mode during the winter months only emerging again in the Spring. But it was impossible to ignore that legends legend Michéle Lamy in Berlin to receive a GQ Award at the Sophie Charlotte Palast Orangery in Charlottenburg. La Lamy was looking ravishing as always, with those sultry eyes of her wearing a Mishima styled gown with hogmaws and chitlin entrails by her husband Rick Owens. This year the Moty, Men of the Year award was given to Twin Peaks actor Kyle MacLachlan, British thespian Nicholas Hoult who looks quite dashing in person. Ms. Davis chittle chatted with Casey Spooner who has moved to Berlin from London, Franka Potente looking a delight in an Issey Miyake dress. Miss Franka use to date Ms. Davis´ former colleague the Los Angeles writer and director Julian Nitzberg. Introducing Michéle Lamy was the lovely Hanna Rose Dalton and partner Steven Raj Bhaskaran who design costumes for the big extravaganzas at the Fredrichs Palast, lovesexy muscular beauty "It" boy Benjamin Alexander Huseby was looking delicious and booty munchable. GQ´s Tobias Frericks who use to be the husband of artist Christophe Chemin, was ruling the roost while that big footsis photog and sex god Matt Lambert with his juicy husband Jannis turned a lot of heads as the worlds type of hot on the prowl power couples. Giving baroque glamour was the super talented and beguiling M.J. Harper.

Brünetter Kerl schlägt zu

The second half of Veronika V'Intereste´s  Stockholm takedown ended in triumphant celebrata as Kollektiv CHEAP once again comes through in a Bronson Pinchot.  All the other Berlin art kollektiv´s like Hangover and Krisp have faded from popular memory. CHEAP is now in the throws of 24 years of existence made crystaline clear with their eclectic performance A World Where Nothing is Private at the Universitet of Stockholm´s Accelerator led by Fearless Leader Susanne Sachsse looking stunning with able assist by Marcuse Siegelstein as MC and Minister of Information,  Daniel Hendrickson aka DJane Nancy, Vaginal Davis with CHEAP Klub alumnus Annette Frick and her brilliantine art photo projections, Martin Siemann who designed the lighting and stage set, hair and make-up artiste´s Christian Fitzenwanker & Elva Ahlbin, plus geniustrata local gogo dance troupe Scandik.  Keeping everything running smoothly was Accelerator tech chief the lovely and muscular Birt.  The happening functioned as a micro CHEAP Klub featuring installations, films, slides, lecturinas and music by XiuXiu, & others.  When DJane Nancy played Dalida´s version of "Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" and "Mandolet" by La Flavour the sedate Stockholm publicum went hog wild.  La Sachsse´s singing of the hit song from CHEAP Blacky "Even Without Champagne" was another highlight along with her taking a Vodka bath ala Flashdance and later promenading in a CHEAP Klub text covered paper gown. It was a very attractive audience of teens all the way up to Octogenerians, with celebrities like Alexander Skarsgard, Noomi Rapace, Alicia Vikander, Fares Fares, Joel Kinnaman, Dolph Lundgren, Izabella Scorupco, Alexander Karim, Andreas Wilson, Myket Kollektiv, Vinzenz Hediger,  Alexandra Schneider, Therese Kellner & Ric Julin of the curatorial team and Eva Livjn with actress Lena Olin.  Sachsse & Davis ended the festivities along with Tanya Tucker´s Delta Dawn.  The best review of the evening was that "CHEAP are magnificent fossils."  Can´t argue with that.

A week before, the art congress Vaginal Davis Universitet for the Damaged & Gifted took place at the marvelous Tensta Konsthall in the Stockholm migrant suburb on September 7th.  Tensta is a very special place.  I believe it´s the only arts institution with a dedicated staff of mainly Muslim women.  Other institutions could learn from Tensta.  The 12 hour endurance event started at 11am and didn´t end till way after midnight.  All universities could take a page from this unorthodox learning annex which began with a beautiful and beguiling synod by the writer and artiste Lisa Teasley from Los Angeles, Plenum´s from the sensational Stix Omar with Bror Ida Lennartsson, Constance Brosse with Olga Rozenblum and the fine work they are doing tracing Lesbian leather scenes,  Maria Norrman in fine voice channeling Mae West with her Alter of Camp and Queer Army film, Ron Athey & Hermes Pittakos bringing everyone to tears with their Willendorf performance, Iris Smeds showed the importance of Death Yoga in heralding the New New Age,  Radical Love´s Samuel Girma & Sam Hultin nourished both the mind and body and BLOW ended the day with the post modern drag of Mzamo Nondlwana of South Africa and Berlin´s own Lady Bleach who is a fiery mix of Jane County, Jo Briath and Courtney Love along with the delectable George Chamoun who organized the evenings hallowed performances.  Special thankx go to Scented Candle, aka:  Hendrik Folkerts of Moderna Museet and the incredible Cecilia Widenheim and her glorious staff at Tensta who know what matters.

The festivities in Stockholm started on September 4th with a double feature screening at MDT of Hair and All That Jazz from 1979 as part of My Wild Flag Festival.  People came dressed in dancebelts, leggings and the like and surprisingly didn´t complain about the late Summer heatwave which engulfed the islands.  Stockholm never gets hot in September but Ms. Davis and Hector Martinez brought with them a little of Irving Berlin famous ditty that was sung so eloquently by Marilyn Monroe in the 1954 film There`s No Business, Like Show Business.

Kudos to Pontus Pettersson and Karina Sarkissova of My Wild Flag Festival and Anna Efraimsson and Mmabatho Thobejane of MDT for their expertise and encouragement.

Coming long distances to see Magnificent Product was Amelia Jones of USC, Miss Lady "Big Deal" Bradford J. Pickleseimer Nordeen IV with posse, The Love Camel aka: Andrea Novarin who scored big with the locals tricking with a 22 year old muscleheaded Latvian and a 23 year old Slovenian bubble butt boy wench all on the same evening.  Stockholm seems to love Daddy Camels.  Also getting a lot of action with the fairer twinky sex was Stevin Azo Michels of NYU who came to Tensta wearing a fashionable Catholic girl school uniform ala Brittney Spears.

Jasper Johns in his youth was a shrimpers delight with his giant finely formed patrician toes.

La Sachsse and Ms. D. as twin sisters Heide & Heike in Edith Head drag wearing a reproduction by Garo Sparo of a dress Edith Head designed for Gloria Swanson in 1949 with Skandik GoGo troupe of Stockholm

Ms. Davis with the glam "IT" girl Therese Kellner of Accelerator.

Marcuse Siegelstein and Ms. Davis in high gospel mode during CHEAP´S A World Where Nothing is Private

Der äußere Raum

My nutters frenemy Edward James Osmosis has been going to Burning Man in the Nevada desert for many years. You couldn´t pay me gatrillions of bar geld to go camping anyplace in the world. Mr. Osmosis talks about the spiritual connectedness of the event, the incredible art that is produced and the powerful friendships he has made on the playa.

I read in a news report that on the first day of the happening there was a dead body found. Mr. Osmosis texted me that he didn´t know anything about that, but sent this initial commentary:

I just finished a bar tending shift in my camp. GURL there was a fucken hottie, but he was so fucked up I did not serve him a drink. I wanted to drag him to my tent!!!!!!

OMG OMG these straight dudes, I believe he was on drugs not alcohol.

I told him "Sorry, man here is some water, now go and rest." He looked at me with confused, sad puppy dog eyes. I served him some more water. I could smell his sexy armpits. FUCK!

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OMG OMG U cannot make this shit up even if you stank it first.

I walked into the Gloryhole camp.

Two elderly professional cocksuckers were waiting patiently chittle chatting. They are sitting on small designer chairs with towels, wipes and poppers. They are alert and ready to chow down. One looks just like Santa Claus from the 1947 film Miracle on 47th Street. The other is the splitting image of Irene Ryan aka: Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies, TV sitcom of the 1960s. He is wearing a flowered radical fairy dress and engineer boots.

A long haired blonde dude enters the Gloryhole camp. This guy is strutting and looking fierce. He has chiseled abs, bubble butt, is chesty with bullet nips. He pulls out a pretty sensational looking chorizo and walks over to Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies.

Well the Santy Claus, Chris Cringle gets pissed and says, "I´ve been waiting for hours for someone like him". Granny shrugs and sez, "Too bad he came to my gloryhole." These two old dudes start going at in a heated argument.

The hot blonde dude has his pretty, fully erect rocket shaped dick through the gloryhole. While the two geezers are yelling at each other, a little fugly and I mean FUUUUUGGGGLYYYYY, but perky Filipino swoops in and starts sucking on that big, thick white dick.

The Filipino dude was sucking that dick like he was a starved pirahna. The long haired blonde white dude receiving the spirited blow job sez, "Hey Bro, no teeth--calm down". The Filipino dude --she wasn´t able to relax or calm down. She kept on chowing at the same rabid pace. The surfer looking dude repeated, "Hey man, I said no teeth and please slow down." The Filipino dude was sucking Cruel Club Caucasian Cock like her life depended on it. The surfer dude ended up walking away and out of the Gloryhole club camp. The two elderly gentlemen, Santa and Granny continued to argue over proper Gloryhole etiquette!

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Joaquin Phoenix pulled out of an upcoming Todd Haynes flicker because he got cold tootsies about the homosexy content in the film. The strange things is that he was the one pushing the graphic envelope with said film property that would have him performing hotsy totsy analingus on the gorgeous young Mexican starino Danny Ramirez. I pity the foolio who doesn´t want to munch on the perforated garden salad of Mr. Ramirez. Spicy beef curtains indeed.