Speaking From the Diaphragm

WIR WOLLEN MEER! The weather has warmed up considerably and it is feeling like Spring, Spring, Spring. Considering I DJaned last night at Se...

OB DROHEND DIE WOLKEN AUCH HANGEN Fans of this very blog in Italy. Below is a very important announcement of an art show with some of my de...

GOD IS JUST A BIGGER ELVIS Received two sweet missives to-day, that I shall call A Tale of Two Cities--- Los Angeles and London. My Sweet ...

EIN DILDO FUER DIONYSUS Thanks to Jan Klesse of the hot new art band Tenderloin for restoring my computer to active status. It seems to be w...

GERBILS ARE THE FUTURE OF MAN That sweet Jewish Muslim Champion for Christ Jesus Daniel Hendrickson took me to a nice birthday breakfast at ...

DON'T EAT PUSSY OFF THE SIDEWALK Got this cute emug from Mark Simon of The Boyfriend who use to perform regularly at Bricktops in Los An...

LADY IN VERMIN The Vagimule doll left Berlin with Love Camel Friday morning for London. The Camel was treating her doll to a whirlwind Engl...

HEIMSPIEL IN GOLD Last night at Cinemaxxx´s tiny screening room 4 saw the odd Japanese film End of Puberty/Koi ni itaru yamai by the wonderf...

DADDY WAR MAL COOL Last night with Love Camel in tow or is that camel toe we went to Arsenal I to see the Cambodian kinky fractured fairytal...

HEUTE NACHT ODER NIE The Love Camel aka: Andrea Novarin has arrived in Berlin and is staying with his doll. Camel worked for many years at ...

EXTREM LAUT UND UNGLAUBLICH NAH Back in Berlin from tour in Dusseldorf with Commi Biggi and I am still getting lots of emails about my Getty...

A CUBIST VERSION OF A SHAPELY WOMAN While in Los Angeleeeze preparing for my Getty/Pacific Standard Time commission piece through West of Ro...

GORDIN FLONA Completely exhausted from my West of Rome/Getty/Pacific Standard Time piece that was a super SRO hit at the site specific locat...

DIRECTORY TO THE SERAGLIOS Had breakfast down the street from the hotel at Caffe Primo Pegasus. Their gourmet outmeal is delicious. Back at ...

FEYO, FUERTE Y HONESTO Had a Skype call with Communism aka Daniel “the Jewish Muslim” Hendrickson” and he told me that President Obama was j...

BETHANY EVER AFTER Had a lovely meeting with Jose Promis, one of my beautiful Bricktops at the Parlour Club children who will be playing pia...

FUTZENEID/PUSSY ENVY At the Amstedam Airport which has the stupidest name in the world--- Stippol or something like that. Why are there no c...