Speaking From the Diaphragm

MUSIK UND MALEREI Iranian prinzessinbad via Montreal´s McGill University Leila, and her lovesexy all-girl poontang posse invaded Berlin for ...

MADAME TOUCANANA My new number one fan, who worships me the most is pretty, young Bee Schaffer. Ms. Schaffer is the stylish daughter of Vog...

DAISY CRACKERS Went to Recontres Internationales and saw Tim Blue´s cute Dublin, Ireland pal Paul Rowley´s lovely experimental short, "...

PODIPLOMCI Vaginal Davis, Vaginal Davis, Vaginal Davis you and your shameless tricking. Two recent lotharios of la diva, turn out to be a p...

PRILOGA GRADIMO ZIVIMO The gorgeous Professor Jennifer Doyle was in fine form when she presented her lecturina Between Friends at Kapelica G...

SO POLISISTI IZGINILI Z VISOKIMI GOSTI? o my darling ljubjiana, you opened your golden gates to me and i let you drink chocolate milk from m...

PROBLEM MARKET sLOVEnia as its spelled in the tourist publicity pamplets is gorgeous in the summer,but because of global harming its hot and...

ALL MY sLOVEnia Had a joyous last evening in Berlin before leaving for the Balkans. My youthquaking escorts: boy writer Travis Jeppeson an...

AMOOROSA Was listening to NPR, Berlin where Pete of Dishwasher Magazine was being interviewed about his new book about washing dishes in all...

CORNISCHE GAME HENS Bar popping with 14 year old novelist Travis Jeppeson. Went to the Tom Bar Folllies where they were screening Rican Thu...

JINX HAWKENSPLUG Treated to a wonderous breaky by Paddy Aldrich of Toronto´s Walk on the Wildside, the store where crossdresser Wilem Dafoe ...

ROTE INSEL My new neighborhood of Red Island is a very famous part of Berlin. Everyone from Blixa Bargeld, Bowie, Lou Reed, Dietrich, Einst...

WHO´LL STOP THE RAIN? Got caught in an avalanche of torential rain, a whorenado, thundercrack and lightening with the lovesexy and gracious ...

KÜSSE MIT HINDERNISSEN My handsome studly husband, Tim Blue of Cheap is alway buying be lovely presents. Not only is he responsible for my ...

ZART KNOSPEN I am an ill dinner party queen. Went to Bruce La Bruce´s cinematographer James Carman´s soiree at a posh Charlottenberg apt. ...

DIE FRAU MIT DEM HELM Received a lovely note from a UK fan who wondered why former collaborators Andrew Gould of the Parlour Club, Frank Rod...

KÄFIGE IM KESSEL Fearless leader Suzi Su of Cheap was my lesbianic date for din din with auteur Bruce "Judy"LaBruce at a quaint bo...

OU DU PIMENT DANS LÉAU DE ROSE Incredible dinner at Fearlesss Leader Suzi Su´s with NYC experimental film royalty Sherry Millner and Ernie L...

BERLIN ECKE SCHÖNHAUSER Enjoyed brilliant flirtation with lovesexy young Swiss footballer Blerim Dzemaili. Boy does this kid have large, ma...

EINGUTES JAHR In true Max & Moritz splendour The M&M´s gangmembers have ganged up against their teacher Herr Lempel in a quiet battl...