MADAME TOUCANANA
My new number one fan, who worships me the most is pretty, young Bee Schaffer. Ms. Schaffer is the stylish daughter of Vogue's Anna Wintour, and I adore this child. It feels great to be relevant to the flaming youthquakers of the world. It makes me feel like i am not such an old hag, when in reality i am nothing but a bag of a hag's hag.
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Vaginal Davis is such a whorita. I've been hootchy lately with Raffaello Follieri. What can i say, he has nice genitalia. Please don't tell Ann Hathaway.

DAISY CRACKERS
Went to Recontres Internationales and saw Tim Blue´s cute Dublin, Ireland pal Paul Rowley´s lovely experimental short, "Gravity Loop" on what turned out to be a very long shorts program.
Back in Berlin for short stop---command performance of Max und Moritz for der Bundespräsident at Schloss Bellevue. Took photos with fugly Chancellor Angela Merkel. My exotic beauty turned the heads of the many dignataries. The only ones i wanted to sex with were the boilingly hot security personnel and the humpy waiters during the formal reception.
Last show of M&M at this year´s Parkaue season, regular cast member Denis broke his leg, so Henning stepped in with wonderful results. He brings a robust Gene Kelly athleticism to the role, and had the kids rolling in the aisles with his prat falls.
Will miss the closing party as i am off for gallery shows in Cork, Ireland, Glasgow Scotland and Liverpool. Scared about being in the UK with the terror alerts.