Speaking From the Diaphragm

SCHOKOLAD AUS BIOLOGISCHEM ANBAU [late Decemer,2006 to early January 2007] Wonderous rehearsals at Planet Roc Studio near Treptow Park with ...

QUEEN DER WOCHE So wonderous to be in Europa during the pagan holiday celebrations, and working with the lovely and talented Cheap kollectiv...

!NO CONTABAN CON MI ASTUCIA! Be careful who you flirt with. James Murdock the dorkiest of Rupert Murdock’s sons is now stalking me. He is ...

UNE CERTAINE IDE'E DE LA LIBERTE' Was interviewed by a well known international fashion magazine, and i was shocked when the writer ...

FEAR OF ZINE FAILURE Finally I got a chance to see the Hidden Cameras live. Of course they were sensational. I’ve known leader Joel Gibb, f...

EINFUHLEN Ran into hunkasaurus G.S. the Tom of Finland peterbuilt Nicklelodean director of Britney Spear’s kid sister show, who told me abou...

MEATY MEAT SIGNATURE This sweet little note from my good friend and NYC guru, Billy Miller of the Manhattan Journal of Unnatural Acts: U R ...

WHERE CRENSHAW ROSES BLOOM As an elderly lady i'm surprised by the males of the species who have been chasing me lately. The minute you...

JE VOUDRAIS Our third village Judenberg has a nice large hautplotz(town square) We spend two nights in nearby Wollmerdorf at the guest hou...

HART! HERZLICH!GEIL! Of course we got lost on our way to our first town of Murzzuschlag. On the autoban i kept marveling at the engineering...

SCHLUSS MIT DER ANSTANDIGEN VERSION DER WELT At last, the first in a series of Graz, Austria reports. There will also be some articles and ...

DIE KUNST MACHST DU Just returned from the second trek out into the Steiermark of Austria. What an adventure. I won´t go into details at t...

VOULEZ-VOUS FOUCAULT? Thank you to all who have been emailing me wanting info on my exploits here in Graz at the Steirischer Herbst Festival...

VERHALTEN IM BRANDFALL Just came back from the first stop in the lush Austrian countryside. The people of the tiny town of Murzzuschlag wer...

LUST GARDEN Dinner with Joel Gibb of the Hidden Cameras and his sweet vacationining Canuck posse. Drinks at Barbie Dienoff met Rob Roth and ...

SOTADIC ZONE So glad to be back home in the fatherland. The weather is gorgeous. Daniela of kollective Cheap moved to the hottest area in ...

LUDIVINE SAGNIER I think i have the perfect title for my new book. Here it is folks: "Present Penicative" Let me know what you ...

BROS BEFORE HOS A famous,big time literary agent is interested in the memoirs of little old lady me. Of course i have to write the proposal...

THERE BEFORE THE GRACE OF GOD GO I . . . Sad to relay the death of Brandy Dalton of Drance fame. Poor Brandy had been on death's doorkn...

ESSAYS DE LA MUJER Scorkel one for Quincenera directors, Granny Richard Glatzer and his slimy limey lover Washerwoman Westmoreland. Of cou...