Speaking From the Diaphragm

UNDERDOG WORLD STRIKE Back in tired Los Angeles---yuk. After the amazing successes in Berlin, it feels very stale here. Looking forward to...

CLASSE TOUS RISQUES Never forget that Vaginal Davis is always testing you to see just what kind of animal you really are. Ms. Davis is one ...

DIE GIBT ES IN BERLIN WIE SAND AM MEER. . . I live the most unusual life, received a formal invitation to dine with a Prince. My horoscope ...

WEISSE SIND NIE WEISS GENUG, HONEY! Vaginal Davis and the Berlin kollektive Cheap have done it again. The Silvester/New Years Eve Bachanal...

LE BONHEUR rehearsal with the ruth fischer band has been extroidinary. drummer ebadette is a gorgeous, vivacious albanian supermodel, and h...

ÜBERALL IST SCHÖNHEIT Leave it to good ole "Flake" Gyllenhaul my new name for the Bareback, i mean Brokeback Mountain ingenue, who...

SUCK SEX IN THE CITY I know some of the most amazing people. Here are two yummy pieces of correspondence from the famous international aute...

DER SEERAUBER Autumn in New York gives me an existential charge. There is nothing like being in "The City" careening around the ...

A*GAY*NST THE GRAIN Living in rush limbo. I don't have an apartment in Los Angeles anymore. Whenever I'm in the tired city of Los ...

ONKLE TOM'S HUTTE Here are a few emails sent to me from my colorful pals Andrea Novarin who lives in London but is originally from Milan...

NICOLLETTE HARIDAN I am so tired of vanity filmmakers, with their tired projects trying to get you to be in them for free. I am a poor pers...

SORDA SORBET Barbara of Carpenteria cooked a wildly delicious feast for Glen and me. I ate like there was no tomorrow. Always have a great...

BLANCHE TOO SWEET Co-hosted with Marcu Siegel the closing night party of the Poker in Osten Festival. Huge success! Tons of people clamori...

CORRECCIONES Oops as usual i made a big mistaka in my drunken reportage from Thursday evening. The Peres Projects, Berlin opening was for A...

NAZIS RAUS: AUS DEN KOPTEN My screenings at the Arsenal-Sony Center was incredible. Fantastic, enthusiastic cute crowd. The movies, looke...

AUSSTELLUNG SHARPIES 2nite is the opening of the peres projects gallery in berlin. cute little javier told me he was going to have an annex...

COMMUNISTA MOUTH Had a blast at the Hau 2, where Cheap was dj-ing. Hung out most of the evening with the pretty girl who programs The Arsen...

BERLIN MARATHONIA o my, the berlin marathon re-routed my tram line on the premiere day for it happened to me, making the lady late for make-...

REVITALISIERT MUDE GESICHTSHAUT oh thank you dr. hoffman of new germany! i can walk again and talk. my waiting time at his office was only ...

FUR MEINE GESUNDHEIT The poltical clime here in germany is messy. A few days ago was the national elections, but no main person received a ...