Speaking From the Diaphragm

JE T'AIME MOI NON PLUS The Wonderful British art star Franko B and his hot young lover Kris Canavan are in Los Angeles visiting. Dadste...

DJ FAILURE Got together with my sweet dear nieciela Morgan Rhodes, who works for Sony Pictures as a photo editor in the advertising departme...

WHERE OR WHEN? Beautiful Bricktops how i delight in thee. One of the Parlour's bartenders, a gorgeous immaculate child of WASP wealth, ...

THERE IS ELEGANCE IN REFUSAL My favorite Diane Vreeland quote. Thats why i turned down some stupid TV people who wanted me to audition for ...

MOULES FRITES A few weeks ago i wrote about Professor Jennifer Doyle taking me out to dinner at a new trendy eatery in Hollywood to celebrat...

GNADIGE FRAU Before punk rock i only listened to Classical music and pre-rock n roll standards. That is why my doing Club Bricktops holds s...

NEW SUN IN THE SKY Had brunch with Edith "head" Gonzales at The Pantry downtown. I adore Edith, she's one of the true blue on...

CHRISTINE CARERE Went by the Spotlight and missed Michael Waugh, the great great grandson of writer Evelyn Waugh(Brideshead Revisited) He...

A NEW QUARDRANGLE I hope the skater bio pic "Lords of Dogtown" starring that juicy Victor Rasuk doesn't gloss over Tony Alva...

ISABELLE HUPERT Stars as Ma Mere, in this film version of the Georges Bataille novel. Never has a movie been so universally panned by the c...

KOALA PATURE My welcome back Kotter return to Los Ang pre-Bricky party at Andrew of Gould's compound was delisha! Andrew created a dazz...

TEMPLE DRAKE The young, talented novelist Tristan Egolf committed suicide the other day. I had a brief tryst with him ages ago. He was ver...

CHAV-ALANCHE Received a cute email from Pete Dougherty with this beautiful poem that i shall share with you: I knew a simple soldier boy who...

LETTER FROM AN UNKNOWN WO-MAN Actually its a letter from my pretty little Dom Johnson who is living it up in New York City for a few months....

CHAVESTITE My last day in man!chesta uber alles with the performance of "The Maladjusted Rule" goes off hitch free. The kids real...

BARONESS BRENDA HALE emailed me that she is going to come to my workshop performance "The Maladjustment Rules" at the Contact Thea...

MR ZADIE SMITH . . .and prize winning poet Nick Laird was at Bricktops last week, with pop ingenue Jonathan Rice. I love getting emugs from...

MERSEY BULWARK Had a nice greasy spoon breakfast at my favorite city center nook. Ran into Dr. Monica and had a chittle chat with her, also...

FARRINGDON Got a note sent to me from Los Ang that cute, sexy and adorable Nick Atkinson of the band Rooster was at Bricktops on Friday, and...

AFFLECK'S PALACE I forgot to mention i ventured to this old school Melrose Avenue in a manor emporium in the Northern Quarter. Call it...