I read in a news report that on the first day of the happening there was a dead body found. Mr. Osmosis texted me that he didn´t know anything about that, but sent this initial commentary:
I just finished a bar tending shift in my camp. GURL there was a fucken hottie, but he was so fucked up I did not serve him a drink. I wanted to drag him to my tent!!!!!!
OMG OMG these straight dudes, I believe he was on drugs not alcohol.
I told him "Sorry, man here is some water, now go and rest." He looked at me with confused, sad puppy dog eyes. I served him some more water. I could smell his sexy armpits. FUCK!
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OMG OMG U cannot make this shit up even if you stank it first.
I walked into the Gloryhole camp.
Two elderly professional cocksuckers were waiting patiently chittle chatting. They are sitting on small designer chairs with towels, wipes and poppers. They are alert and ready to chow down. One looks just like Santa Claus from the 1947 film Miracle on 47th Street. The other is the splitting image of Irene Ryan aka: Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies, TV sitcom of the 1960s. He is wearing a flowered radical fairy dress and engineer boots.
A long haired blonde dude enters the Gloryhole camp. This guy is strutting and looking fierce. He has chiseled abs, bubble butt, is chesty with bullet nips. He pulls out a pretty sensational looking chorizo and walks over to Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Well the Santy Claus, Chris Cringle gets pissed and says, "I´ve been waiting for hours for someone like him". Granny shrugs and sez, "Too bad he came to my gloryhole." These two old dudes start going at in a heated argument.
The hot blonde dude has his pretty, fully erect rocket shaped dick through the gloryhole. While the two geezers are yelling at each other, a little fugly and I mean FUUUUUGGGGLYYYYY, but perky Filipino swoops in and starts sucking on that big, thick white dick.
The Filipino dude was sucking that dick like he was a starved pirahna. The long haired blonde white dude receiving the spirited blow job sez, "Hey Bro, no teeth--calm down". The Filipino dude --she wasn´t able to relax or calm down. She kept on chowing at the same rabid pace. The surfer looking dude repeated, "Hey man, I said no teeth and please slow down." The Filipino dude was sucking Cruel Club Caucasian Cock like her life depended on it. The surfer dude ended up walking away and out of the Gloryhole club camp. The two elderly gentlemen, Santa and Granny continued to argue over proper Gloryhole etiquette!
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Joaquin Phoenix pulled out of an upcoming Todd Haynes flicker because he got cold tootsies about the homosexy content in the film. The strange things is that he was the one pushing the graphic envelope with said film property that would have him performing hotsy totsy analingus on the gorgeous young Mexican starino Danny Ramirez. I pity the foolio who doesn´t want to munch on the perforated garden salad of Mr. Ramirez. Spicy beef curtains indeed.
