The
blonde beauty boy of Gleisdrieick Park is back! November 1, 2014 a day that will live in
infamy. I have not seen BBB for over a
month, and I’ve missed his showboating barefoot, shirtless, preggers –
chiselled frame rehearsing strenuous Breakdance 2 Electric Boogaloo moves in the gymnastics
quad of the park. Way before summer ended I would
ride my bicycleta through the Park almost every day hoping to catch a glimpse of him who sometimes
acts haughty when he catches you staring, but if you don’t want anyone to look
why make a spectacle of yourself especially when you have a body of warmed over
death, bullet nips, washboard abs of sixteen pack instead of six and a
clitoral belly button that jets out over 2 angry inches.
Hail ye the conquering hero of
unseasonably warm weather that we are having at the moment in Berlina. My only
complaint with Gleisdrieick Park is that it is too family friendly. I don’t need to see children EVER. My John Wayne Gacy glare may frighten BBB but his
ginger bearded pal is fearless and stays topless even as the sun begins to set
at 4:30pm. Mr. Ginger beard is dimunitive
with phat pound cakes, Barney Rubble feet and a Smokey Mountain pectoral cavity, and I can tell with that dumb as a brick grin of his that he is
a goodtime Sally hooker with a heart that’s gelden Christo.