Monday, December 31, 2012


MORE VAGINAL LESS DAVIS

Had a phun breakfast at East London-God Bless Brit Food on the Mehringdamn Corridor with my lesben girlfriend Anna Mülter the other morn.  This place is my favourite eatery in Berlin at the moment and I highly recommend it if you are visiting.
In the evening I caught up with Anna again at Susanne Sachsse´s yearly holiday gathering at her spacious compound in the East.  Frau Sachsse is the most amazing party hostess in the world and one extroidinaire gourmand cook, and to be invited to her famous table is to enter a rarefied world of delight.  She prepared quite a feast this year and i wolfed down with gusto three large plates.  Film historian Marc Siegel was also on hand being charming with his Catskills sense of humour.  It was lovely seeing the creme de la creme of Berlin society including sexy and stylish Hannah Hurtzig of Mobile Academy, the sophisticated and stately curator Dorothee Wenner with her dapper escort Mickey, Arsenal Empress Stefanie Schulte Strathaus who will spend the Silvester at an exclusive Spa at the Baltic Sea recovering from Berlinale Forum Expanded madness.  Miss Stefanie is the hardest working woman in Europe so she deserves a nice end of year treat.  Stefanie is always taking good care of her Vagimule doll, and gave me a wonderful large designer suitcase that is perfect for all my big trips for 2013 which includes location scouting for a commission performance piece in China.   
Also seen at this most sublime of holiday festivities: Booty gal Nanna Heidenreich(who brought some divine deserts to the party) and DJane Olga Damnitz, "It Girl" Katrin Dodd,the sensational video artist Phil Collins aka Re(Phil) with his Serbian lover Sinisha, stage designers Neboja & Senol Senturk with pretty girlfriend Ruta, muscular Norweigan stage director Vegard Venge with stage designer and costumer Ida Müller, dreamy scholar Matthias Haase who is now teaching in Leipzig after years in Basel,Muslim warrior Daniel Hendrickson with his smoking hot Italian husband Piero Bellomo, Arab/German actor Constantine Achmed Bürger with casting agent Britt Beyer, international art shtar Yael Bartana with artist girlfriend Saskia Wendend, Susanne´s adoreable twins Richard & Salome Gersh and Richard´s sweet actress girlfriend Vicki, Guillaume Henry of the House of Carven with his beau Olivier Rousteing of Balmain who brought along Antonio Berardi, Erdem Moralioglu and French journalist Romain Dauriac who is rumoured to be Vaginal Davis´new lover but don´t believe everything you read.
Tim Blue of CHEAP kollective who is now living in his hometown of Portland, Oregon called to chit chat and give everyone holiday greetings. It was wonderful hearing from the old skallywag who sounds like he is in good spirits back in the old US of A---- KKK.