Speaking From the Diaphragm

DIRECTORY TO THE SERAGLIOS Had breakfast down the street from the hotel at Caffe Primo Pegasus. Their gourmet outmeal is delicious. Back at ...

FEYO, FUERTE Y HONESTO Had a Skype call with Communism aka Daniel “the Jewish Muslim” Hendrickson” and he told me that President Obama was j...

BETHANY EVER AFTER Had a lovely meeting with Jose Promis, one of my beautiful Bricktops at the Parlour Club children who will be playing pia...

FUTZENEID/PUSSY ENVY At the Amstedam Airport which has the stupidest name in the world--- Stippol or something like that. Why are there no c...

DREI KOENIGE DREI The handsomest man in all of Europa Uli Ziemons was celebrating his 30th birthday Saturday at this little underground rest...

SO ISSES Took a break from writing text for my West of Rome/Getty/Pacific Standard Time commission piece to have a breakfast date with my tw...

DIE LIEBES KUMMERA Cozy holiday dinner party at Piero Bellomo’s spacious Lutzoplatz flat with delicious food cooked by his lover Communism a...

DO ME LIKE A COP, NOT A LAWYER Shared a delightful meal at the westside Delores Burrito Palace @ Wittenberg Platz with that ravishing beauty...

EINE NACHT WENIGER Went to see the remake of Jane Eyre only because it features the British male ingénue Jamie Bell who is all grown up and ...

SEVEN FRANKENSTEIN BRIDES FOR SEVEN FRANKENSTEIN BROTHERS Saturday morn went to La Femme in Kreuzberg for a delightful belated birthday brea...

ANDERS ALS DU DENKST To recover from the Berlin performances of Commie Biggi I treated myself to a 60 minute massage by a tiny Indonesian ma...

SCHWIMMT SICH IN THE SEA FREI The premiere week of Communist Bigamist-Two Love Stories has ended with a huge she-bang in Berlin with SRO ent...

KLATSCH & TRATSCH Communist Bigamist-Two Love Stories is finally here. Get all the info below via Marc Siegel,the unofficial minister o...

GANZ NAH Saw my ultimate guilty pleasure in the the sword & sandles drama Immortals starring the beautiful dark haired, dimunitive Briti...

THE PUSSY SKEPTIC Its always a delight to catch up with the latest project of Elly Clark the personable young artist and curator who is just...

SCHUTZ ALS SCHATZ Rehearsals for Commie Biggie are moving along at a nice rapid pace. Production Coordinator Anna Muelter came by rehearsal...

WER BEI DREI NICHT AUF DEM BAUM IST Grabbed a bite to eat at the Nollendorky Platz restaurant Zsa Zsa Burger at Motzstrasse 28.Zsa Zsa Burg...