Speaking From the Diaphragm

DEVONSHIRE DOWNS The last days of the NRLA festival in Scotland---Franko presented an open salon which really picked up a lot of steam. Ric...

LOCH LOMAND The NRLA at the Arches, Saturday the 12th. for some strange reason i have not been able to get a good nite sleep. i usually ne...

YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD i'm at an internet cafe on st. vicente's street. took a long walk around the city center so that i could see...

MY ONE AND ONLY HIGHLAND FLING Been in Glasgow now for three days---what a whirl! my plane from los ang had elderly ingenue Selma Blair wit...

SIMPLE MAN THE NOMI SONG, MORE THEN A MOVIE FOR LITTLE GIRLY BOYS GROWING UP As a young F.I.T. (Fag-In-Training) one of the most cheri...

LET THE CIRCLE BE UNBROKEN My Carter Family Tribute nite at Bricktops was a smashing success. Thank you Miss Miriam Jacobsen for writing t...

WE OH WE This emugwai comes from the lovely Claudia Gonson of the Magnetic Fields who is the female husband of Stephin Merritt. Friends,...

HASPEN BROGEL This little emugt from dapper LA Times Style Editor Guy Trebay: Vag, Sorry to miss you this weekend in Los Angeleez (hard...

COUSIN KOUSINE KISSING COUNSINS I’m in trouble with the Secretary of State. Yes, thats right. I’ve made fun of her in public by singing ...

THE VOORHEESCYCLE DIARIES This little emug came to me from hot hunky latin hungthrob Ceasar Vega who is doing his Che' thing and retr...

BRISKA/BRASKA O Bricktops you never fail me girl. Honey child you are the best. Last nights Fred and Adele Astaire celebration was enchan...

HEISMAN TROPHY WIFE BOY Poor naive 21 year old football playing beauty Matt Leinart of USC. He's being used by hunky Nick Lachey as a ...

YO SOY UNA MUJER PECADORA My article on Joel Gibb of Canada's Hidden Cameras and The Pretty Things in Zoo Magazine is now on the stand...

MOCK-DEVOTIONAL ECSTASY One of Vaginal Davis' all time super heroines died recently, NO not Susan Sontag though i did admire her. I...

WEINENDE MANNER Barbara Young the lovely first and only wife of Marilyn Manson, as far as I'm concerned, cooked a glorious holiday meal...

GEGEN DIE WAND Thursday i was the last minute replacement for Extreme Elvis at the UCLA Live John Waters Christmas Party. Hector was my as...

LITTLE JUDY KELLY These ramblings from our favorit Canuck, Bruce "Judy" LaBruce: oh yeah, i saw the Galiano thing in tetu. he ...

RASPBERRY TRETREICT It has emerged that the brains of three leading members of the urban guerrilla group, the Red Army Faction, including ...

LADY BE GOOD This little emug sent to me from the great Bruce "Judy" LaBruce of LaCanada in Toronto. you sound like mary beth ...

LE ROI DE COEUR John Drew Barrymore aka John Barrymore Jr. died. He is the father of the actress Drew Barrymore, and i lived next door to ...