Speaking From the Diaphragm

COUSIN KOUSINE KISSING COUNSINS I’m in trouble with the Secretary of State. Yes, thats right. I’ve made fun of her in public by singing ...

THE VOORHEESCYCLE DIARIES This little emug came to me from hot hunky latin hungthrob Ceasar Vega who is doing his Che' thing and retr...

BRISKA/BRASKA O Bricktops you never fail me girl. Honey child you are the best. Last nights Fred and Adele Astaire celebration was enchan...

HEISMAN TROPHY WIFE BOY Poor naive 21 year old football playing beauty Matt Leinart of USC. He's being used by hunky Nick Lachey as a ...

YO SOY UNA MUJER PECADORA My article on Joel Gibb of Canada's Hidden Cameras and The Pretty Things in Zoo Magazine is now on the stand...

MOCK-DEVOTIONAL ECSTASY One of Vaginal Davis' all time super heroines died recently, NO not Susan Sontag though i did admire her. I...

WEINENDE MANNER Barbara Young the lovely first and only wife of Marilyn Manson, as far as I'm concerned, cooked a glorious holiday meal...

GEGEN DIE WAND Thursday i was the last minute replacement for Extreme Elvis at the UCLA Live John Waters Christmas Party. Hector was my as...

LITTLE JUDY KELLY These ramblings from our favorit Canuck, Bruce "Judy" LaBruce: oh yeah, i saw the Galiano thing in tetu. he ...

RASPBERRY TRETREICT It has emerged that the brains of three leading members of the urban guerrilla group, the Red Army Faction, including ...

LADY BE GOOD This little emug sent to me from the great Bruce "Judy" LaBruce of LaCanada in Toronto. you sound like mary beth ...

LE ROI DE COEUR John Drew Barrymore aka John Barrymore Jr. died. He is the father of the actress Drew Barrymore, and i lived next door to ...

APICHATPONG WEERASETHANKUL Had a lovely Vegan Thanksgiving feasta at Andrew of Gould and Lenny, the young elder's Los Feliz compound. ...

IRMA VEP I ran into Mike Ness of Social Distortion. He looks great. He's aged in a handsome man kind of way. He said he'll be pe...

MIDNIGHT LACE Los Angeles Contemporary Exhibitions or LACE for short is hiring a new director. I had no idea they had a budget of $500,000...

WINDOW OF BEAUTY Had a nice studio visit from Brian Grillo of Extra Fancy and Lock-Up Fame. Brian is going to design the sets and perform ...

DAS BLAUE LICHT Stopped for a quick drink at the Spotlight and ran into some Silverlake 40 pals who bought me a gaggle of whiskey sours. W...

LIFE UPON THE WICKED STAGE Had a precious luncheon date with art historian Robert Summers. He and his boyfriend/photog Matt Lipps, are jus...

BUTCH WITHOUT SUNDANCE The butch in the equation is Pat Kingsley, the uber careerist dyke honcho of PMK/HBH PR firm. Sundance is my gal pa...